Thursday, February 23, 2006

Sibling Showdown
*episode 4*

Kagura is flying on her feather when she happens over Kaede’s village. She casually glances down and sees a startling site. Sesshomaru is walking alone with Kagome in the forest. Having gone to great lengths to acquire Sesshomaru’s affections, such as they are; she is not about to let some mortal in a mini-skirt win him away. She drops to the ground and calls, “Sesshomaru, get away from that thing; you know exactly where it’s been.” Sesshomaru, who is in fact Inuyasha says, “Sesshomaru ain’t home right now, you wanna leave a message?” Kagura is taken aback; she says, “Only one character uses that contraction! Somehow…you are Inuyasha.” Some time later, Kagura is seated in Kaede’s home. She has just heard the story of how things came to be as they are now. Miroku says, “And now that you know; we can assume that Naraku will immediately try to take advantage of this situation.” Kagura says, “No, he won’t be. Naraku isn’t going to be doing anything to you for the next 2 weeks.” Inuyasha says, “You mean this is the time when he loses his powers?” “No.” she says. Miroku says, “Then what makes you think he won’t bother us; what’s going on for the next two weeks?” Kagura says, “He’s redeeming his credit card miles on a two week ski trip to the Swiss Alps.” “Switzerland, at this time of year?!?” Miroku says. “How could they not have that blacked out?” Kagura says, “When you’re as evil as Naraku, how can you not be friends with the people who reject applications to use skymiles.” Miroku says, “Damn, how come I can never get to use mine?” Kagome says, “Miroku, you have a credit card?” Sango asks, “Miroku, what do you need a credit card for. Miroku says, “Well, to buy things of course…umm…over the internet.” Sango asks suspiciously, “What kind of things?” Miroku stammers, “Well, umm, I collect…cinematic art.” Sango says, “Really, well maybe we should watch some together sometime.” Miroku says, “Sango, you want us to get together to watch por…” smack “Moving right along.” Kagome says. Kagura continues, “He got 3 tickets, so he left me and Kohaku and took Hakudoshi and Kanna.” Sango says, “Kohaku?” Kagura says, “Yes, but he left, said something about a hot date.” Miroku says, “So you have Naraku’s whole demonic fortress all to yourself? It must get lonely; I could come over and keep you company…” whack “Thank you.” Kagura says. Sango responds, “No problem.”
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