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Monday, April 18, 2005


sleeperz
zzzzz....

sleep sleep... sleep...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............

Liz- *slams head on keybord, asleep* hbgxmjhymnuhnmhnhnmhnmn hmhnymj5676u78imjygunyjt6u7uk,i

Marik- she's gonna get us killed...

Malik- we could kill her

librarian- *smacks liz* AP EXAMS ARE NEXT WEEK! GET YOUR HEAD UP AND STUDY!!!

Liz-*whipes away drool* yes mam, but I just got...

librarian -I DONT CAREEE!!!

liz- yes ma`m... *glares as the boys laugh* Look I just got back from d.c get off my back!

Marik- yea yea yea its been hell without you...

Liz- you mean without me you didnt get laid for 5 days.

marik- well... now that you know.. * he strattles her lap, and begins to take off he belt*

liz- NO! DONT!!!

malik- *wanders over, and pulls her head back, facing his* now now my love you know I like itbetter when you scream... * nibbles her ear*

Liz- *trying not to moan* but but dont you guys want to know where I went?

marik- busy right now... *starts pulling up her shirt*

Malik- dont care. *starts pulling off her jacket*

Liz- *sigh* could be heaven could be hell...

Both- whatever... *pick her up, and set her down on the floor in between the bookshelvs*

Liz- NOOOOO!!!!!!!! *kicks them*

Marik- *drops her* fine we'll listen to you, if you promise to shut up!

Liz-*sniffle* what if I dont wanna?!?

Malik- we'll take you by force right here, and I'll make sure you scream.

marik- pain or pleasure be happy you have a choice.

Liz- *sniff* fine... well I went to whashington D.C. for a band trip. 5 days, 3 hours of sleep. it was awesome... but yea I missed you guys!!! *whispers* even if there where like 20 guys in our hotel room hitting on us....

marik- WHAT!!!! you slept with them didnt you!!!

Malik- no she wanted us. she even said she missed us.

liz- *blink* uh yea, actully I missed the fuck outta you guys! *hugs them*

marik- *snags her butt*

Liz- EEP! *jumps*

malik- we held up our promise, you must hold up yours...

liz- IEE!!! *runs out of the library half naked, as marik and malik (with no shirts on) chase after her*

kisses!
-kari-chan-




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Friday, April 8, 2005


   when I think of my ex's
here are all my ex boyfriends, yes all my ex's in rhyme

execept all the smart ones who didnt hang around for a long time... ^.^

to my dearest, I loved you but didnt like you at all

sorry but I'm not all that hurt my dearest dumest paul

to that guy who was a really good kisser,

I hope she was worth it you cheatin pisser

to that gut who tried to jump me in his car.

I tried to give you a running head start! sorry you didnt get far

but I guess you now know most gals dont like gettin felt up,

and ya learned after you got drilled in the balls, you'll be wearin a permanant cup!

to that dude who kept hitting on me and wouldnt go away

It's was worth it to hurt you and make you pay.

to my most recent boyfriend who kept complaining about my small tits.

ya shouldnt have bee watching my chest ya shoulda be watchin out for my fist.

to that retarded fucker who couldnt get a clue,

I never EVER liked you

to that guy I never dated- I'm happy I dont like you back

cuz I talked to youe ex girlfriend; and she says your preety lousy in the sack

to that guy who just couldnt help but always get drunk

you aint that good, you aint exeactly a hunk.

to all the boys who say the're in love with me and not my ass

I would advise leaving your sex drive at the door, but be a man

Or I'll take a pass


Liz- soo yup! feeling preety happy. Ha ha ha ha we had to write a poem in english about love, to kinda end out quarter on romeo and juliet. so I decided to write this. I was kinda stuck for a while! but everyone was doing these cheesy poems that where ither emo, or soo sweet and cute you wanted to puke up teddy bears. So I decided to do something different. lol it was more of that first line,

"to you dearest I gave you my all"

changed into

"my dearest i dont like you at all"

ah ha ha ha ha thiers like nothing but cheerleading football player couples, and scary posur emo's so when we had to go up in the front of the class, this was what one of them said and I kid you not.

"roses are red, your cute hollister tee is blue, you're the sweetiest boy ben! I really really like you!! *giggle!*"

and

"black is my heart
you killed me
your death will keep up apart"

crap like that dude!!! so I wanted to gouge out my freaggin eyes!!! so when I got up there I was already kinda stared at, because my wardrobe is... different... I wear black lace cami's and wife beaters, under some random pink jacket, or white dress shirt, and I was that gal who wore ripped worn jeans before they staret getting cool again...

so they all think I'm some wierdo cultured military brat, who can like speak 12 different languages, and got married in india or some crap. soo not joking! so when i got up there everyone listened.

so when I uttered the first cuss word everyone kinda went ohh then giggled. when I finished everyone stared at my teacher. she stared at me then burst out laughing!!! It was a risky move but it was fun. and now shes like in love with my poems, and all those kids are like uh.. I donno scared/ cuirous around me.

(hey its ohio the scene is corn, corn, tree, corn, corn, soey beans, and corn.)

ah le sigh well DC's next wendsday. I get to go on a band trip to washington Dc for 5 days during school for some symphonic band concert, which is awesome, cuz we're only preforming for a day the rest is sight seeing! and thiers only 60 people going!!! WOOP WOOP! I'm gonna miss my sis michi's party but I'll try and make it up to her somehow...

thats all for now I guess... Ta!

~kari-chan~








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Wednesday, April 6, 2005


   le sigh~
Liz-Bordom!!! *starts playing note book drummer, bangin on her binder with her pencil* if only I had a fire trcuk, I could do my bands canance!!!

Steph-*pulls one outta her book bag* knock your self out!

Liz-Yay!!! *starts banding on the desk with a fire truck* now break it down!!! *gives the truch a solo*

Random librarian- SHUT UP!!! * take the truck away and burns it*

Liz- DAMNIT!!! *pouts* oh marrriiiikkkk!!!!

Mari- what the hell do you want now? *starts spinning in the computer chair*

Liz- entertain me!!! * smiles from her computer*

Marik- what kind of entertainment?

Liz- *wink* you know the kind!!!

Marik- *sweatdrop* like hell I'll do that!!!

Liz-come on! for me? preety please? *giggle*

Marik- oh with a cherry on top?

Liz- well I was think you nude coverd on hot syurp on top would work but a cherrys fine *pouts* i guess...

Marik-*anime fall* I CANT DO THAT IN A LIBRARY!!!

Random librarian- SHADDUP!!! *holds out a bic lighter*

Liz- oh but in the family bathroom in the mall was perfectly ok with you?!?

Marik- if we had done it my way yes!!!

Liz- look, having sex in there wouldda been a bad Idea! thats why I said wait till we get home!!!

Marik- How the hell would it be bad?!? its a fuckin great idea!!!

Liz- *sweatdrop* have you seen how nasty that place is?!?

Marik- last time I checked you lik...

BOOM!!!

Liz*on top of him covering his mouth* SHADDUP SHADDUP SHADDUP!!!!

Librarian- ENOUGH!!!! *knockes them both out*

Liz- *tied up, dangling upside down over a big vat of boling wax* well isnt that just great marik!!! I'VE JUST TAKEN ON THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS ROLE I HOPE YOUR HAPPY!!!!

Marik- *Swing over and knockes her over into the vat* sigh yup happy happy happy!

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005


SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!
jeszzz!!! please! It gets soo annoing here! LIBRARY FOLKS! DID ANYONE TELL YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP IN A LIBRARY?!?!?!!?!? gurr its like ya'll dont know what the fuck quiet time means!!! well is at least a little more quiet since I yelled.

lol Now all I hear is typing... ick well I am feeling inspired, and all that jazz so I put together a notebook of random one page funny yugioh comics

yum yum I'm eating stephies gold fish... yummmmm they taste better when thier stolen!!! lol well I'm gonna goo lol I'l see ya latterz!~

-kari-chan-

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Monday, April 4, 2005


   constructive outlet
I was still very mad about this morning! the nerve of some people! 'gurr' but I think I'm gonna write my first article, and mabye talk about it... I'm still a little wary to put all my art up soo soon, but as I figure it, it'll help me go out on my own in the feelings aspect.

::sigh:: so what I did today... My band brass sectional! it was fun! I love the brass line alot. and even though there arnt any girl trumpet players, here in my school, the gals on the french horn gals allow'd me to loosen up a bit.
Now dont get me wrong! its not like I dont talk to guys at all, and avoid them like the plauge! thats not it! its simply, I had to deal with those boys all band camp, and I really dont want to stand around while a couple-a` trumpets, trombone, and tuba players talk about the latest drum corp practice.

So we did alright... I found I'm playing in a group wayyy to high up for me. I'm the only concert band member, while everyone are symphonic! *yelp!* and everyone had been playing these piece's for a few months, where as I, have just played it. and on top of that, My chops where busted! but I couldnt be happier! it was fun, I had a good time, And all, and now I'm hangging out playing rune scape on my computer!!!

W00T!~

play and live for tomarrow we die-

-kari-chan-

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I am soo bored!
Uggggggg so I'm hanging out here in the library and people are sooo loud!!! stephie I love ya girl bot If you make one more noise I'm gonna rip yer fuckin head off!!! and since I'm in the high school library I apperantlyu gave up the right to privacy cuz thiese girls behind me are laughing about the fact I'm on the otaku, and looking at anime!


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I am soo bored!
Uggggggg so I'm hanging out here in the library and people are sooo loud!!! stephie I love ya girl bot If you make one more noise I'm gonna rip yer fuckin head off!!! and since I'm in the high school library I apperantlyu gave up the right to privacy cuz thiese girls behind me are laughing about the fact I'm on the otaku, and looking at anime!


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I am soo bored!
Uggggggg so I'm hanging out here in the library and people are sooo loud!!! stephie I love ya girl bot If you make one more noise I'm gonna rip yer fuckin head off!!! and since I'm in the high school library I apperantlyu gave up the right to privacy cuz thiese girls behind me are laughing about the fact I'm on the otaku, and looking at anime!


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I am soo bored!
Uggggggg so I'm hanging out here in the library and people are sooo loud!!! stephie I love ya girl bot If you make one more noise I'm gonna rip yer fuckin head off!!! and since I'm in the high school library I apperantlyu gave up the right to privacy cuz thiese girls behind me are laughing about the fact I'm on the otaku, and looking at anime!


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