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Friday, April 8, 2005


   when I think of my ex's
here are all my ex boyfriends, yes all my ex's in rhyme

execept all the smart ones who didnt hang around for a long time... ^.^

to my dearest, I loved you but didnt like you at all

sorry but I'm not all that hurt my dearest dumest paul

to that guy who was a really good kisser,

I hope she was worth it you cheatin pisser

to that gut who tried to jump me in his car.

I tried to give you a running head start! sorry you didnt get far

but I guess you now know most gals dont like gettin felt up,

and ya learned after you got drilled in the balls, you'll be wearin a permanant cup!

to that dude who kept hitting on me and wouldnt go away

It's was worth it to hurt you and make you pay.

to my most recent boyfriend who kept complaining about my small tits.

ya shouldnt have bee watching my chest ya shoulda be watchin out for my fist.

to that retarded fucker who couldnt get a clue,

I never EVER liked you

to that guy I never dated- I'm happy I dont like you back

cuz I talked to youe ex girlfriend; and she says your preety lousy in the sack

to that guy who just couldnt help but always get drunk

you aint that good, you aint exeactly a hunk.

to all the boys who say the're in love with me and not my ass

I would advise leaving your sex drive at the door, but be a man

Or I'll take a pass


Liz- soo yup! feeling preety happy. Ha ha ha ha we had to write a poem in english about love, to kinda end out quarter on romeo and juliet. so I decided to write this. I was kinda stuck for a while! but everyone was doing these cheesy poems that where ither emo, or soo sweet and cute you wanted to puke up teddy bears. So I decided to do something different. lol it was more of that first line,

"to you dearest I gave you my all"

changed into

"my dearest i dont like you at all"

ah ha ha ha ha thiers like nothing but cheerleading football player couples, and scary posur emo's so when we had to go up in the front of the class, this was what one of them said and I kid you not.

"roses are red, your cute hollister tee is blue, you're the sweetiest boy ben! I really really like you!! *giggle!*"

and

"black is my heart
you killed me
your death will keep up apart"

crap like that dude!!! so I wanted to gouge out my freaggin eyes!!! so when I got up there I was already kinda stared at, because my wardrobe is... different... I wear black lace cami's and wife beaters, under some random pink jacket, or white dress shirt, and I was that gal who wore ripped worn jeans before they staret getting cool again...

so they all think I'm some wierdo cultured military brat, who can like speak 12 different languages, and got married in india or some crap. soo not joking! so when i got up there everyone listened.

so when I uttered the first cuss word everyone kinda went ohh then giggled. when I finished everyone stared at my teacher. she stared at me then burst out laughing!!! It was a risky move but it was fun. and now shes like in love with my poems, and all those kids are like uh.. I donno scared/ cuirous around me.

(hey its ohio the scene is corn, corn, tree, corn, corn, soey beans, and corn.)

ah le sigh well DC's next wendsday. I get to go on a band trip to washington Dc for 5 days during school for some symphonic band concert, which is awesome, cuz we're only preforming for a day the rest is sight seeing! and thiers only 60 people going!!! WOOP WOOP! I'm gonna miss my sis michi's party but I'll try and make it up to her somehow...

thats all for now I guess... Ta!

~kari-chan~








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