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Tuesday, July 6, 2004
GOOGLE MY SAVIOR
What is it? Let's play a game.
Is it an animal, vegetable, or mineral.
Well. It isn't alive - at least I hope it never was. And I wouldn't eat it. I'm not THAT crazy. So. Mineral!
Right o! Okay - What is the letter of the first word in the multiple media complex dictionary for the third world from the sun?!
Uhhhhhhhhh. You lost me.
*whisper* Just say "V"
uhhhhhh. Why are you whispering?
It's V. And there's one wrong. *rolls eyes*
How was I supposed to know that?!
Read your script, you DOLT!
Ohhhhh. *looks in hand at script* Right... oh ...?
This is stupid.
Anyway. Moving on. So, it is a mineral that starts with "V". Now, what would you assume this item does?
*reading woodenly* It - looks - Muse I Cal - - oh that's ... musical. Yes, musical. ... It does?
*glaring* Yes, it does. It looks positively useful too, doesn't it?
Not really.
*kick*
OWWWW!!! Okay, sure, useful.
And now here comes the answer -
Just wait a minute.
What now?! We're ON . Can we just get this over with?
*reading script* You skipped some stuff. I'm supposed to say, "Now, to me that looks like it could be a Crustavian Manslingery Harpsicle." And then you say, "Now... who's heard of that?" In a stupid voice or something. Then I say, "Well, I was just bluffing. Of course I know what it is." Then you again, "Really, you do?"
And then I say, "It's a vibrophone! "
*smacks head* Why me?
Why you what?
*dejected* Sorry folks. We'll be back tomorrow with another edition of "What Does Google Think?"
*muttering* It's always idiots. Why is it always idiots.
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Thanks Liam for your inspiring strangeness. And Cerdic for the word.
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