Sunday, October 8, 2006

50 things to do In an Elevator!
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you, just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. on a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7.Shave.
8.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14.One word: Flatulence!
15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16.Do Tai Chi exercises.
17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, stupid motion sickness!"
19.Give religious tracts to each passenger... then ask them if they like the pictures.
20.Meow occasionally.
21.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22.Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24.Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25.Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28.Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29.Leave a box between the doors.
30.Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32.Start a sing-along.
33.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34.Play the harmonica.
35.Shadow box.
36.Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37.Lean against the button panel.
38.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41.Bring a chair along.
42.Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43.Blow loud raspberries.
44.Wear a large trench coat with sunglasses so you can ‘sneak’ up on everyone.
45.Bring a blaring boom box along with you and start dancing wildly (extra fun when the elevator is packed).
46.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48.Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49.Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

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Friday, September 29, 2006

Yay!
Yesterday my mom made me take half an anti-depressant pill because she noticed how I was acting. It just took her awhile. Anywayzm after I fell asleep for the night I woke up this morning and was all sad. I thought that the pill didn't work. About half way during first period Bobby and Levi where doing someing stupid and I found it very funny. Hilarious even and I started to smile. It made me feel better because I thought that I was done being sad. But it kept going to second period and I was really ticklish, I found everything to HAPPY!!, and I couldn't stop moving. It really freaked everyone out. THen I calmed down and got all sad again. It kept going like that all frickin day!!! When I was hyper( that is what I called it) I couldn't stop moving or being happy. When I was sad, I was really tired. Angie and Nikki even told me I fell asleep during lunch in the orchestra room!! All the way through seventh period! I don't remember that of course but whatever. When I woke up I felt like crap (still do by the way) and kept running into the qalls and poop. But during spanish i felt better!!! YAYS!!! Though after school I did fell a little hyper... and then Stephanie tells me I should take an entire pill!!! I don't think so. Half a pill got me all high, there's no way I'm taking an entire one. And crap. I'm getting hyper again. HI EVERYONE!!! YOU ALL SHOULD GO OUTSIDE AND RUN AND HAVE FUN!!!! IT'S REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FUN!!! GO ENJOY YOURSELFS!!! I'M GOING TO GO EAT CHOCOLATE. BYE!!
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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

pSST
I just snuck on. Supposed to be doin my english project. Oh well. My life sucks right now. Also I pretty much hate everyone. Well gots to go! L8erz!
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Saturday, September 9, 2006

CLIPIES!!!







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Monday, August 28, 2006

Caution: Oil is evil
When your really hungry and decide to fry yourself up some chicken and fries, it is not wise to turn it up full blast hoping that it will heat up faster. Seriously. Even if you leave it there for two, three, fifteen minutes. Once you oh so innocently decide to place you chicken in it, you cannot pull your arm out fast enough! The stupid, REALLY HOT OIL!, just suddenly gets mad at you and attacks your arm for no reason! It hurts like hell! And yelling at the oil doesn't help. And if that wasn't any indication that you should back away slowly and run for your life, then you really don't want to keep adding food because your still hungry. It only aggrivates the oil further. Really. Eat a sandwitch! It's much easier! And it won't burn your arm/hand! It so burns. Oil attacks without warning. Don't underestimate the power of hot oil. I will never look at that stove the same way again...
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Saturday, August 26, 2006

THIS IS SO COOL!!!

You Should Be a Film Writer

You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind. You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life. Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling. And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!

What Type of Writer Should You Be?

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Thursday, August 24, 2006

Tributy thingies!!!!
THis is for Nikki. Just because.



THIS IS FOR GAARA!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

My B-Day!!!
Today was my birthday! I turned(insert however old you think I am)! My parents just finished giving a present and I'm glad! I got a router and a wireless adapter so the computor in my bathroom will work(long story, don't ask). It was really great and they also gave me a movie this morning called Must Love Dogs. I'm going to watch it after piano.

Now as promised I shall reveal what happened during school.(glares at friends) Poopy people just had to go sing in the lunchroom. Really loud. It hurt my sensitive ears. Way to go guys. I hope you're happy. Anywayz...my ear still hurts by the way...
Haku-chan: Get over it!
Me: You dare talk to me that way! That's it! Sasuke get your ass over here!!!
Sasuke comes out of no where like Haku...
Sasuke: What now?
Me: Beat Haku-chan up for me.
Sasuke: No.
Haku-chan: Thanks Sasuke!! That girl's crazy*whispers to Sasuke*
Sasuke nodds in agreement.
Me: I am not! I'm *sniff* not crazy!!! You're just not mentally challenged!!!
Sasuke sighs.
Sasuke: Fine I'll beat Haku up again.
Haku-chan: WHAT?!?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE?!?!
Sasuke: Kire-kun cries too much.
Me: YAY!!! THANKS SASUKE-KUN!!! Now*turns attention to Haku-chan* YOU SHALL PAY!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Crap. I can't remember what I was writting before this now. CURSE YOU HAKU-CHAN!!! CURSE YOU!!!!
Oh wait. I remember now. No...no I don't...wait...it's coming...

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Oh yeah!

Then they sang to me in orchestra. Wow. That took a long time to remember. I guess my dad was right.

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Being a teenager really does things like this to you.

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Brought to you by Pizza Hut. Yes Pizza Hut. Deal with it.



WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Later! @_@ Yes I am slightly crazy... also... Krystal gave me a special spork. His name is sporky. And... NOW I'M DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hopefully...
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Monday, August 14, 2006

First Day of School! ^_^
Today was fun! At first I thought that I wouldn't be with any of my friends, but I was wrong! In almost every class I have friends in them! And now I get to annoy Jay more, for his locker is next to mine. Ha Ha Jay. Ha Ha.

But my classes are sort of bad. I'm taking Spanish 1. I can't take that class! First off, me no know no spanish, and my teacher expects me to learn the whole darn alphabet! It took me all of kindergarten to learn the english one and now I have to learn it within the first six weeks. And Ferny and Krystal are throwing their stupid laungue skills in my face. Well poop them.

Anywayz, I have a class with this guy who I used to have a crush on. He moved away so I hadn't seen him in a while. His hair grew longer, though he still seems the same. But it's still weird.

Now I have to go continue writing my stories. Though I have a feeling that I'm forgetting something...
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Saturday, July 22, 2006

I had fun.
Weird I know, but it's true. I came from a Carmen concert (christen((I probably spelled that wrong)) singer) here in Edinburg at Abundant Grace. It was so cool! Carmen is really funny yet serious at the same time. We bought his CD and someone pushed me to the floor... At the begining, the concert was semi loud, not enough to hurt, but towards the end it got REALLY loud. And since I'm partially deaf in both ears I had to cover my ears to reduce any further damage. But I doubt it helped because my ear hurts like hell. But I don't care! It was so awesome, even the two wait to get inside was worth it!
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