Birthday • 1991-10-03 Gender •
Female Location • A rocketship to the moon Member Since • 2006-05-31 Occupation • high school outcast Real Name • Madeleine (Maddie)
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Achievements • best "what the hell?" glare ever Anime Fan Since • the dawn of time, or maybe 5th grade Favorite Anime • Bleach, Samurai 7, Miyazaki films, Azumanga Daioh, Tsubasa Chronicles, Zoids (my very first!), Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Gravitation, FLCL, Hellsing, Ouran High School Host Club, Black Cat, and Godchild (even though it's a manga) Goals • Eat a blueberry pie Hobbies • archery, music, sleeping, photography, staring rudely, mad tea parties! Talents • Is drumming a talent? I guess so. Oh, I also ride horses.
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Oh, there's a bee in the harmonica!
Listening to: All These Things That I've Done/ The Killers
Hey guys, what's up with you? Time for the usual recap.
Yesterday at lunch April killed a bee with her gatorade bottle. She actually managed to chop off the thing's head. Then another bee came and tried to eat the head. Go figure, even the bugs are going crazy at that school. Today was gar's birthday, so alice and I made him a sign! it's the first one we've ever done. you just fold a sheet in half and spray paint a message on it. Ours looked a little satanic, since red and black were the only colors we had. but it doesn't matter since the sign fell down over night anyway!
today not much happened. everyone was fighting over the notes in latin, and gar kept hopping around from desk to desk. at lunch die went bob dylan on us all by playing the harmonica and the electric guitar at the same time. at least this time he wasn't trying to collect money. I guess he learned his lesson from that guy who stole his money. also during lunch the police officer inside the cafeteria kept staring at me from the window. I kept looking back at him like O_O what do you want with me!? but eventually he turned away. the police officers there annoy me.
now gar has made me mad at him for reasons which I will not go into since it's a long story and it wouldn't make much sense to people outside the school. anyway, I will do my best to get it through his thick head that I am mad at him tomorrow, although knowing him, he will probably just turn away and start talking to alice. anyway, time to go watch the simpsons. that always makes me feel better.
Video Post Time: (I almost forgot!)
The iGallop. Can you believe this is really an exercise machine? This is the thing I've been talking about that is in all the Brookstone stores. Amazing what people will buy.
Ok Gar, even though you made me mad, it is your sweet 16th, so here is a gift from me to your face.
Test your might. MORTAL COMBAT!!!
Listening to: Pop Goes the World/ Men Without Hats
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, pop goes the world, by men without hats!! Just be grateful it isn't that weird little girl from diru's berry (I'm gonna blow your brains out like rasberry jam...)
ok then. as you can tell, once I get a song in my head, it leads me off in a few strange directions. Let's move on shall we?
today was another boring day. In latin we watched star trek. the OLD one. the 60's one! AAAH! that thing had even worse effects than spartacus. and it didn't explain anything. then someone found one of those frogs that makes noise whenever you walk near it, except this one didn't have any batteries. so the guy sat it down right in front of me. creepy little thing. I couldn't even take my notes. I swear it was staring at me. then (thankfully) the guy moved it. but he took out it's eyes and put them on top of his own. that was even worse! alice told me someone was singing it a love song. I knew those people on the other side of the room were weird!!
at lunch die was having another musical moment. this time he was playing his guitar and harmonica with his guitar case open like people do when they are playing out on the street. I guess he was trying to get some money. poor guy. I don't think he did very well. he only got a few dollars, some trash, a yogurt cup, a cookie, and a brochure on preventing teen pregnancies! wow, I think a few more people at our school need to read that. once again, poor guy, he eventually got his money stolen by some random gang member. damn this place.
anyway, I stayed up way past my school work limit time tonight working on projects, although part of the time I was chatting with alice. tomorrow we're going to make jared a birthday banner since he's turning 16 on Wednesday, but don't tell anyone. It's a secret! Ok, on to the videos!
We All Live in America! No, we don't, but just pretend ok? I don't know why a German band is singing this song (it's Ramstein, right?) but whatever. You have to read the first part of this to appreciate it.
Mortal Combat!! I had this stuck in my head all day.
-see ya! my birthday's in 7 days! (sorry, I know it's tacky, but I had to throw that in there)
The night will go on bleeding as elmo laughs at nothing.
Listening to: Child Prey/ Dir en Grey
Hey there everyone! what's up? sorry I didn't post yesterday, but I was sick and had to deal with my sister. I seriously thought there was a criminal outside my door with me in the shower, but no, it was my sister. anyway, that's a different story.
so yesterday in latin we continued watching Spartacus. that movie is so freakin long!! and boring. I mean come on now, the woman had a baby in the middle of a battlefield, and she was only like, 6 months pregnant! And I am still Spartacus! No, I'm Spartacus! Shut up you, I'm Spartacus! XD sorry for any of you who haven't seen the movie.
In civics, we finally finished our projects, and then what do you know, our teacher sat on them!! no joke, that guy really needs to work on his relationship skills.
today I woke up with a high fever and other unhappy feelings, so I skipped out on school. alice called me during her lunch period, but I could barely hear her because of the people in the background, like alex who I think is an annoying little weirdo. but maybe the reason I don't like him is because the first words he said to me were, "you make me feel short." you'd think I'd get used to that, but I really haven't. sorry alice, I don't mean to rip on your friends.
hopefully I'll be feeling better by tomorrow, since I hate wasting my time away from school being sick. anyway, the computer is keeping me entertained in the mean while. like this: can you believe children will be playing with this thing?! If someone gave me one of these, I would be forced to lock in in a closet somewhere. I'd rather have chuckie in my house than a new Tickle me Elmo TMX.
Don't worry if I attack the camera man.
Listening to: Rock'n'Roll is Not Dead/ Miyavi
Ok, before I start, I want to ask a simple question. Does anyone except me remember this?
I used to watch this all the time! I can't believe I forgot what it was!! Ok, now before you go wtf? I actually have a point to this. Here you go!
Ok, wasn't that fun?! I think so. Ok, on with my life.
Latin was fun since we got a new sub and she still let us out in the hallway. I was trying to do my work (really, I was!!) but with the people I was sitting with, it's really impossible. I think I wrote down about 5 words. Alice was sugar high from eating a brownie for breakfast, jared kept telling me to punch his stomach to test his abs, karen was just kinda like wtf?, and lena was making some kind of weird squirrel noises. if anyone tries to tell you that freshmen are uncool, they are probably right. but that's ok, I too was once a freshmen, and it is not an easy life. besides, a lot of my friends are freshies, and karen is coming to anime club!!
in math I kept making the girl in front of me crack up (I don't know how, I was being pretty stupid) and the really strict nerd guy that sits near us kept telling us to shut up. then the girl in front of me asked if she could call him charlie since his name is charles and he said no! charlie is an awesome name! that guy needs to lighten up. he reminds me so much of a guy I used to know in middle school.
in civics we got assigned another project about a museum or something like that. at least I get to work with jared, but then all these other people wanted in because they wanted all the smart people to do their work. little do they know that I took the easiest topic. mwahaha! poor jared volunteered to do the hardest one, and he didn't even complain! go jare!
after school jared did his normal thing (I know, it seems like I'm talking about jared a lot, but I have a lot of classes with the guy, and he's really...interesting...XD) and tackled blondie while he was trying to get this girl's number! It was the funniest thing I've seen all day! and after that the girl pretty much ran away. poor thing. XD then two stink bugs were mating on blondie's trumpet case, so I laugh at him for that.
ok everyone, I have to go in search of power point. I'll talk to you guys later!
Tap tap tap your toes!
Listening to: Do You Want To/ Franz Ferdinand (again)
Hello again everyone. Time once again, for today's recap.
School was boring except that in biology we watched more of that creepy cane toad movie. This time there was a toad eating a mouse, a man who was sharing his techniques for hitting the most cane toads with his car, and a little girl with a pet toad named Dairy Queen. No joke. She even dressed it up and had tea parties. With a toad? that's one messed up australian.
So after school today, anime club was supposedly cancelled, but then someone set it up again. alice, jared, jazz, and I were going to the mall together, but then may-chan invited herself and about 4 other people! That girl makes me want to scream. and her driving makes other people want to scream. even on the drive to the mall, she almost killed everyone in the car by swerving through 3 lanes at once and not slowing down through curves. I bet the only reason she passed her driving test the second time was because the DMV person didn't want to be in the car with her again.
anyway, after much confusion, water runnning, breaking and entering, and orange juliuses, the total amount of people was: me, alice, jared, jazz, may-chan, and Darin, the anime club leader. while we were waiting outside the theatre (fancy french style!) Darin got a text message that anime club was closing down since they had watched hentai while she was gone! everyone started freaking out since hentai is obviously not a good thing to watch on school property. but then we found out that they got the titles mixed up and said angel blade instead of burst angel. phew! everything is ok!
so then we went to see The Covenant. Once again, not a good use of money. It was all in all pretty terrible. I mean, the last time I checked on rotten tomatos, it only got 3%. That's pretty sad. But since we were all together, it was just fun to make fun of.
After that, May-chan wanted to go try on clothes and put jared in a dress. I think may-chan has a crush on jared. I guess jared is pretty cute, but we have been friends for so long (and he is so short) that I would never consider going out with him. there's another reason, but I won't go into that. anyway, thankfully darin convinced may-chan to take her home, but only after running around through sears. also, we were all trying to get to guitar center before it closed, but since may-chan kept standing around saying, "oh, I think this would look SO CUTE on me!!" we got to the store right as they were pulling down the bars. damn it.
on the ride home, jazz forgot where her street was and then which house was hers. alice and I had to show her the way home. I think that is sad, but if anyone could do such a thing, it would have to be jazz. I love her to death, but come on now, she got lost in a stairwell once. How is that even possible?? You have two choices: up, or down!
Tonight I finished watching the longest movie ever: The Seven Samurai. That was 204 minutes and took me an entire week to finish, because of school. Ok, I have to get up early tomorrow, so I'll talk to you later!
Toss me a croissant and call me French!
Listening to: Do You Want To/ Franz Ferdinand
Hello again! *yawn* I'm too tired to write anything special today, so I'll try and make it brief. But everytime I say that, it never happens, so we'll see.
Nothing happened yesterday...so today it is! Latin was fun since alice, jared, karen, lena, and I all sat out in the hallway and acted like the ADHD retards we are! alice and I kept throwing things at each other and saying, "I'm a flucking lobster, bitch!!" XD If anyone's seen the clip of the Diru and Bullets and Octaine tour, you know what I'm talking about.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eOs8_YhWizw
The rest of the day was pretty boring except for the fact that me and my lab partner went completely insane in biology and started throwing yeast around. also, I'm convinced my algebra teacher is going to snap any day now.
Ok, time for a survey. Just got this in an email, so we'll see what happens. Feel happy to take it too, just copy and paste into the comments section like always.
1.FIRST NAME? Maddie will do.
2.WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Not that I know of.
3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Last Friday. (anger issues)
4.DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yeah, but it looks a little boyish...
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? What kind of question is that? I guess chicken is good.
6. DO YOU EVER WANT KIDS? 2 girls or a boy and a girl
7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? wait, what? are you saying I have split personalities? ok, sure I'd be friends with myself.
8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? does myotaku count?
9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? around certain people
10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Unless there's some surgery I should know about...yes.
11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? would you play russian roulette? (*that's a no, by the way.)
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? yogurt burst cheerios!
13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? My shoes don't have laces.
14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? mentally or physically?
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? chocolate chip cookie dough
16. SHOE SIZE? 11 to 12 (I am proud of my big feet!)
17. RED OR PINK? red
18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? my freckles are in the wrong order. (I don't know.)
19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Meredith, Zewek, Jake (he gave his soul to the ROTC), Evie, Georgia, Ben, whoever else is not around at the moment.
20. WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? this isn't an email, but anyone can take it if they want to.
21. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES YOU ARE WEARING? dark blue jeans and my own three feet. say what?
22. LAST THING YOU ATE? a chocolate chip cookie.
23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Fuki Umi No Kanata
24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? flesh colored.
25. FAVORITE SMELL(S)? rain, apples, roses, tea.
26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Jazzmin Jones
27. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Their eyes, and if they don't say "you make me feel short!"
28. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Yeah, although I feel guilty for not talking to her lately...
I'm a baking lobster! And I don't even like lobster!!
Listening to: Twenty Three/ Yellowcard
Hiya everybody! How's life for you? pretty boring on this end, but that's alright. Let's recap, shall we?
A few days ago we celebrated my sister's birthday, but she ended up crying because she doesn't want to go back to college and her busy schedule. I was like, come on now, it is not that serious. If you're worried about your schedule, you should not be an over achiever and be a slacker like me instead. I enjoy my life most of the time. but whatever.
yesterday jared wasn't at school! so latin was not as fun, and civics was no fun at all. poor guy was sick. I think the latin sub was actually happy that jared wasn't there, but that is not suprising since jared tells her that he hates her almost every day. today he came back! yay! but he was still sick and kinda drugged out on cold medicine. either that or his brain just wasn't getting enough oxygen. he tried to give me and alice a massage, but in the end he almost broke my shoulders. go figure. oh, and alice and I listened to dir en grey in the hallway and the teacher didn't even yell at us. GO US!
in science I had to ask the teacher something about my project, so after class I did. She just sat there for like 3 minutes staring off into space. I was like...I have to get to class...O_o. alice was waiting for me. I think she just liked seeing me get annoyed. XD finally I just said I would ask later and raced off. but when I asked today she started talking about a chihuahua and field hockey for some reason. I may never get my answer. today in science we watched this movie about cane toads and how they are taking over australia. there was a guy singing in the shower and then a toad hopped into his bathroom. "Le GASP!!" I really hope we don't have to watch that tomorrow, I am sick of seeing toads mating in the road.
in civics (yesterday, sorry I'm skipping around) the teacher made us stay after class until all the posters he had were up on the wall right at the very top near the ceiling. so since I was the tallest I had to stand on a desk and hang them up. I nearly fell over a few times, but thankfully I didn't. *sigh* sometimes I am sick of being tall. but not really.
Ok, time to go I guess. I can't really think of anything else that happened except Kiri walked backwards into a sign and jared punched us all in the stomach ("friendship punches"). Oh, and my friend is yelling at me because I won't give her advice about asking a guy out. why is it that people keep yelling at me whenever I ask a simple question?! I guess since I'm a quiet person it's easier or something. I will ponder this. Talk to you later!
Listening to: Lonely in Gorgeous by: Tommy february6
Hiya! So yesterday was Friday and that can only mean one thing: anime club! But I'll get to that in a minute.
Thursday was jrock day and we forgot to celebrate, so alice wore her diru t-shirt yesterday and we listened to a jrock cd in latin. but then we had to take a quiz, so we didn't get to hear too much of it. how sad. while we were taking the quiz, this gangsta girl and a nerdy little boy were fighting the whole time, so that was a little annoying. ("Don't make me come over there and slap you upside your head!")
in anime club, alice and may-chan went out to get chick-fil-a for everyone. may-chan had just gotten her liscence that morning, even though she's about 17 1/2. but she still isn't a good driver, since she fishtailed the car coming back into the parking lot. nice one, may-may...
jazzy was telling me about how in her science class, the guy she was working with grabbed her boob when she wasn't looking. then she slapped him and got in trouble with the teacher. sometimes I think these melons us girls have are more trouble than they're worth. XP
after anime club, alice and I went to a music store to look at basses for her. but she only found one that she liked and it was too expensive. after that we went out to dinner with my mom and stepdad. somehow we ended up talking about pink elephants and getting drunk, so then I asked my stepdad, "have you ever gotten stoned?" there was this awkward silence and he was like...O_o? then my mom said that we she was in college she got stoned twice. I guess I shouldn't be too surprised since it was the 70's, but still, I am a little mad. why do parents bother telling us not to do these things when they did them when they were our ages anyway??
when I got home I watched a movie called unbreakable. it was boring and pretty strange, so I didn't like it very much. then my stepdad and my mom got in some kind of argument, and I overheard it. How does that always happen to me? anyways, everyone was in a pretty bad mood when we went to bed, especially me since I had gotten sick after eating too much candy. XD but things are better today. Talk to y'all later!
Bounce, bounce, bounce it all around!
Listening to: Los Angeles/ SUGARCULT
Hello again! Time for today's update, even though today isn't over yet.
Yesterday in Latin class jared brought a bouncy ball to class and was bouncing it all around the hallway. then he saw our civics teacher and shouted really loudly "Mr. carlson, catch!!" mr. carlson was like O_o? the ball just went right past him and into the bathroom anyway.
lunch was fun. I got really sugarhigh and said that I was the new president. then april became the statue of liberty and jam and jonjon was the minister of defensive hopping. sadly jonjon wasn't outside today, so april and I just hung around outside and I tried to stare at my stalker crush in a non-obvious way. it is harder than it sounds.
today in class mr. carlson for some reason started talking about kid's shows and how much he likes arthur. then jared started singing the opening song for arthur and then (even worse) dragon tales. I was like, jared, we were too old to watch those shows when they came out. how the hell do you know them!? one girl said that she came into class with "It's raining men" stuck in her head and then left with arthur. poor girl!
I'm kinda skipping around here but yesterday after school, alice and I were waiting around by our usual tree to get picked up and she said she was going to throw out her gum. so she did (by tossing it into the parking lot) and straight into the grill of a teacher's BMW! we were just cracking up for about 5 minutes straight.
today, also under the tree, blondie asked out the girl that both he and jared (I know it's true, I know it!) like. the girl immediately said that her mom wouldn't let her date, which is a lie since she just recently had a bf. blondie then came back and told us that the reason that she answered so quickly was because "she must have been thinking about it for a while." riiight blondie...or maybe it's because she REALLY doesn't want to go out with you! that guy thinks he is god's gift to everyone, when really he is just a dork.
Left go right go pick up the step go left go right go LEFT!!
Listening to: Captain Jack/ sorry, don't know this one
Hiya! I have to make this quick since there is stuff to do, so here we go!
Today I went to the mall with alice after doing all of my algebra homework. yay! I'm proud of myself! It was a lot of fun. of course we went to the hello kitty store. I think alice and I are OCD with hello kitty, although I prefer chococat. I got a chococat pencil and gum. The gum doesn't really taste all that good though...
then we went to claires and alice got some very...interesting earrings. jk, they are cool. also, in a clothes store, we found someone who said that my necklace was "very EGL" (elegant gothic lolita!) alice and I were amazed, that is like the first person we know who actually knows what EGL is!
so, today something very sad has happened, and that is that the crocodile hunter has died from a stingray's stinger in his heart. I think this is very sad, especially since he was only 44 and has 2 little kids. what a way to go! good luck in the next life steve irwin!
ok, time to go watch pink floyd. hopefully I can understand it even though I'm not stoned. cheers everyone, talk to you later!
Oh, there's a bee in the harmonica! 
Test your might. MORTAL COMBAT!!! 
The night will go on bleeding as elmo laughs at nothing. 
Tap tap tap your toes! 
Bounce, bounce, bounce it all around! 
Left go right go pick up the step go left go right go LEFT!!