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Monday, April 18, 2005


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I added a BUTTON but apparently it isn't showing up at the moment -.-; Fix it later. And...um...oh yea, I found a paper in my book once (used as scrap paper but...) and it's WEIRD! Read it (I'm only typing out alittle of it so not to bore you to death XDD):

::Why The English Language Is Difficult::

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger, neither pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England nor french fires in France.

We take English for granted, but if we explore it's paradoxes we find that:
quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square,
a guinea pig is neither Guinea nor is it a pig.
Why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing,
grocers don't groce,
and hammers don't ham?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, isn' the plural of booth, beeth?
One goose, two geese. So is one moose two meese?
One index two indices? Cactus/ cactai. Ridiculus / ridiculii?

Isn't it crazy that you can make amends, but not one amend?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why don't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables,what does a humanitarian eat?
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
How can slim chance and fat chance be the same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposite?


-Has anyone ever heard of that before? It's strange XD

OH OH and btw, SCHOOL TRIP FOR ME ON WEDNESDAY!! I get to go bowling!! (and skip class XDD) woo~


Laterz ;3 (The Midget's Guide To Growing Tall! -Crimsoneyes.deviantart.com)

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