Birthday • 1993-12-09 Gender •
Male Location • Not telling. Though I was born in Wales. Member Since • 2008-01-02 Occupation • Cold Hard Bitch. Real Name • Addie Epic preferably, ;) Though I've been known as Dandylion Head, Colt Legs, and Jacky-O,
Personal
Achievements • I ran with scissors and lived. Anime Fan Since • I became the Queen of France Favorite Anime • Jisatsu Circle, Elfen Lied, Shakugan no Shana,Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, and Togainu no Chi Goals • To become America's next Top Model,grow up to be impersonater of Tina Turner, shoot King Kong off dah Empire State Building, and to dance the night away! Hobbies • What's it to you, you lint-licker! Talents • Therapy, hating myself, crossplay, chugging, being the bitch that makes your mom hurl, and wasting money
myOtaku.com: MaleRagDoll
Welcome to my site archives. 10 posts are listed per page.
At lunch today Lola randomly decided to shout "Addison's pregnant!". Everyone at the table got really excited. And not just "How does a man get pregnant? XD" excited but "I'm gonna be an aunt!" excited as well. XD And not only that when David heard he jumped into the air and said "I'm a daddy!". He ran over to me and startsed kissing me like crazy and a securty guard had to pull him off. I am both embarassed and hysterical.
Today was rather tiring for me. But Lola cheered me up by letting me read some FullMetal w/ her. Im still very tired but I promised someone Id wait for them here. They arent on yet so to pass the time another one of my funny ass random-tastic stories! XD *confetti*
Well today me and David and Jake were outside having a snowball fight after a while(as in after my friends got tired of pounding on me) we decided to pry off all the icicles next to the garage. The we had basically an icicle orgy. Ill let you guys fill in the blanks
My doctor prescribed me some happy pills. All I have to say is: Finally!
Oh and today there was this one akward/funny instance where this kid got pushed into the stair railing by one of his friends and face my basically caught his crotch. The guy didnt notice but I mumbled "Mmm penis." XD Anyways the instance gave me an idea.
"And then I say to him get yo package outta my grill! Yo penis might get burnt dude!"
Btw submiting these on theOtaku doesnt work on my laptop. And I have not had any practice at all drawing except for recently but I stayed up all night working on shit. Im completely exhausted. Enjoy anyways. Sorry I cant be as "optimistic" as I usually am. Its absolutely impossible right now
Okay so a few minutes ago while my dad was watching T.V. in the livingroom there was a Viagra commercial on. If you dont comprehend, i refer to it as the miracle pill. And half way through the commercial my dad finally realized it was a Viagra commercial and changed it. My siblings were all like "O___O" and I was like "XD What a scary commercial!" its true. Those commercials do kinda scare me. I fear taking them when I get old n floppy. That would be the WORST I swear....
