myOtaku.com: Manic Webb

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Vitals

Birthday
• 1984-06-21
Gender
• Male
Location
• California, where it never rains... except in the fall, winter, and spring
Member Since
• 2003-08-19
Real Name
• K. Webb

Personal

Achievements
• The C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
Anime Fan Since
• 1998
Favorite Anime
• Excel Saga, Slayers, Tenchi, DBZ, Sailormoon, Captain Tylor
Goals
• To become a voice actor or TV personality
Hobbies
• Writing parodies, listening to that Neo-Soul music
Talents
• Some say I'm a fairly decent actor.

myOtaku.com: Manic Webb

Saturday, October 25, 2003

The Idealogical Organization of POEM!

POEM: People Opposed to Employing Me

I have come to the conclusion that my job applications were recently rejected from Spencer's Gifts, Target, Circuit City, Waldenbooks, Borders, Cingular, Suncoast, Hollywood Video, JC Penny, Cunningham Research, Rasputins, KB Toys, and Radio Shack because of a conspiracy created by an organization that I have dubbed POEM.

This would more than explain why I have only been interviewed by one store since I started looking for a job in May.

Or, you know, it could be the recession. Thanks to Gray Davis, G.W. Bush, and Arnold Schwarzenegger, jobs that could be occupied by teenagers and college students have been taken by unemployed qualified teachers and licensed pilots.

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