Sunday, November 23, 2003

Rant Time!!

Who doesn't like a series of short, petty complaints and observations? Before I begin, let me just say that all of the following rants were writing with humor in mind. More or less, they're my actual views, but some are exaggerated to entertain. Let's get this ball rolling... Those idiots at Square who wrote FF7 came up with one lame-ass plot twist that left several holes in the story. Thanks for telling me the plot twist in FF7 before I finished the game, by the way, Mike. Hollywood Video is run by a bunch of assholes. I've applied there several times, and have yet to be interviewed. Yet I somehow see new employees get hired all the time. What's this talk I hear about Posh Spice joining Rocafella records? There's a war in the Middle East, but let's forget about that and focus all media on the Michael Jackson trial. Michael didn't do it. Neither did Kobe. But R. Kelly did. They say Madonna is a genius who knows how to keep her career going, but Christina Aguilera is a slut. My, how quickly we forget Truth or Dare, Erotica, and Justify My Love. Perhaps Christina should do a few more raunchy videos, then she'll be a respected pop culture icon. 50 Cent's songs ain't that good. Ja Rule is a hypocrit. Nobody wants to admit it, but Andre 3000 really is the better member of Outkast. Am I the only person who thinks Liz Phair looks like Meg Ryan? A little too much like Meg Ryan... O_o Women would think I was handsome too, if my only competition in a movie were dwarves, orcs, urukhai, two really old men named Ian, whatever the hell Gollum is, and one of the Goonies. Despite how many VJs and news correspondants obviously don't like Avril Lavigne, they continue to kiss her ass. I've been growing this semi-afro since July, and I still don't know if I want it braided. No Christmas list this year. Everyone is tossing me money and telling me to do my own Christmas shopping. I'm not Jewish, but I'd sooner celebrate Channukah before I celebrate Kwanzaa. No offense to anyone in America who does celebrate it. Both of you. People complain about celebrating Thanksgiving, because it was the day the pilgrims slaughtered a tribe of Native-Americans. Meanwhile, what's so romantic about exchanging cards and flowers on the day St. Valentine was executed because he refused to give up his religion? Both holidays are used as an excuse for people to indulge themselves, one way or another. I refuse to go see Tupac Resurrection. I can see 1,000 similar documentaries on Tupac's life on television for free, thanks. Tupac is not the second coming of Christ. If he really did fake his death, great. If he really is dead... feel free to grieve again. Nobody leaves comments on my Otaku Life posts! Much Love Ranting

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