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Sunday, January 23, 2005


This Week in Stupidity [Jan. 16-23, 2005]
Heads up, people. It's time for another week in Stupidity.

There are multiple candidates running for the position of Leader of the Demoncratic National Committee. Among the candidates is Howard Dean, former governor of Vermont. Oddly enough, Dean is doing very well, and has the committee's ear like wax. Wow. It's funny how easily we all forget this...

"YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"


Samsung has unveiled their new motion-sensitive mobile phone handset. This new handset is supposed to recognize certain hand movements, then translate them into certain commands on the phone. For example, one could dial a phone number without actually touching the pad. Also, shaking the handset 2 times gives it the command to hang up a call or delete a message.

Oh yeah. That's just brilliant. I can't wait for all of the wrong numbers that are dialed because some bozo didn't want to move his fingers 2 inches closer to the phone. And let's not forget all of the calls that'll get disconnected when someone sneezes, runs, or makes any sudden movements. I can only wonder: when the flip the phone the bird, does it decide to drop your signal to one bar?


Donald Trump got married. I know, I know. Again. This marriage won't make it past her 30th birthday. But this wasn't just any wedding. It was a Trump wedding-- one of the world's finest weddings. It was huge! Still, somehow, Donald couldn't seem to hire a stylist to fix that thing he calls a haircut.


VH1 aired I Love the 90s: Part Deux this past week. Congratulations, VH1. You're not only out of decades, but you've resorted to reviewing most of them twice. I'm surprised they haven't done a second installment of I Love the 70s. But then, most of their panel was born in the 70s. Anyone else notice how that decade seemed to concentrate mostly on toys, children's programming, and school?


Ice Cube released another movie.


And there's your week in stupidity. Like, loath it, or just be apathetic toward it.

Much Love

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