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Saturday, January 10, 2004


If I Die, Stay Away From My Funeral
It took me a few days, but I managed to get a 2004 calender. It's a Marvel Comics calender. Each month has a different character pictured, as well as a shot bio. It is now January: Wolverine. Does this mean January is mentally the most screwed up month of all? You tell me.

Continuing on my neverending Neo-Soul kick, I highly endorse Javier's CD. Because I know none of you know who he is, let me explain. Javier is a new artist attacking R&B charts with his first single, "Crazy." His self-titled debut CD blends classical soul, new soul, and latin beats into an irresistable selection of musical tracks.

I am in no way affiliated with Javier, Capitol Records, or any other related parties. This endorsement is completely independant, and was not written with the promise of money under the table.

$$Now show me the money!!$$

I finally finished watching the Excel Saga anime series. It's hilarious. If you haven't seen it, go buy it now. You won't be disappointed. Unless you're expecting something other than a chaotic anime of satirical humor, that is.

You know that complaining I did about working too much? I take it back. I'm not working enough. I want a bigger paycheck! A larger paycheck! A paycheck to end all paychecks! I want to look down on Affleck's movie of the same title, and spit on it! Mwahaha! Money! Money! MONEY!!

I just got one of those Micro Touch thingies from the TV. You know, that little hand-held sextoy-looking thing that trims away at facial hair. My mom bought it for me, because my sideburns grow faster than any other group of hair on my head. It's an annomoly.

See, I come from a very unhairy family. My mom only shaves her legs once a year. My dad didn't grow enough facial hair to shave until his early 20s. I started shaving this past Fall. Even then, I only shave my sideburns. I normally shave once a month, but with this handy device, I can skip my sideburns and shave only once every two months.

They'd call me Baby Face if my eyes didn't look like those of an old man.

Much Love

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