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1984-06-21
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2003-08-19
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K. Webb
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The C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
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1998
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Excel Saga, Slayers, Tenchi, DBZ, Sailormoon, Captain Tylor
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To become a voice actor or TV personality
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Some say I'm a fairly decent actor.
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Thursday, September 25, 2003
Song of the Moment: "When I Ripped My Pants"
[Begin Spongebob Song]
I thought that I had everybody by my side
But I went and blew it all sky high
And now she wont even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants
When big Larry came around just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and ripped his pants
I know I shouldn't mumble and I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
But winding up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun
Or sand in your buns
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
Listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself, dont miss your chance
And you won't be like the fool who ripped
his pants
[/end song]
Yeah, so I was being thrown around in Judo class today, when I asked my sparring partner to stop for a second.
"I think I might be giving the people behind me a peep show"
I reached around to feel the backside of my pants, which had been ripped so badly that not only could you see London, France, and my underpants, but you could also catch Tokyo, NY, and a bit of my thigh.
"Sensei!! I think I ripped my pants again!"
So as I shamefully shuffled sideways out of the wrestling room/dojo, I had realized that this was in fact the second pair of gi pants that I had ripped to shreds in the past month.
After I went to the locker room and changed (I got out of class early), I walked around school for the rest of the day feeling as if my jeans were ripped. I checked. Several times. They were still in one piece.
Ouch. My pride. |
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