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Saturday, October 4, 2003
A Manic News Update
This is Kevin "Manic" Webb, here with the Saturday evening news of my own pathetic life.
I've still received no word at all from Cingular in the past month on whether or not I have the job. I'd say it's safe to say that I didn't get the job. As of now, I am filling out an application for Cunningham Field & Research services, who are hiring bright invidiuals with no previous work experience at my local mall. Hopefully, this could mean a big jump in the Manic Economy.
In other news, as of monday, I will officially be on a diet. Due to the incredible amount of money I've wasted on fast food, as well as my ever-increasing waistline, I've decided to make the goal of getting back to my old high school weight. This is a little sad, considering I've only been out of high school for a year. For more details, let's check with my other-persona news correspondant, Endymion...
Diane!
Endymion?
Diane!
Endymion, this is Manic.
Where's Diane?
Endymion, there is no Diane. Now what have you heard about my diet?
Well, Diane...
*sigh*
...it looks like I'll be switching to anorexia and overbearing workouts in the gym that will surely send me to the hospital. It seems that this diet was mostly triggered by a lost hat. Without my lost hat, I'll never be pretty. Back to you, Diane.
Ladies and gentlement, that last report was a complete crock of lies created by my less truthful persona. Once more, my name is not Diane. In truth, this diet will consist of healthy portions of food and exercise, like any normal person would do.
$10 says this diet won't last more than a week.
Actually, I'd be lucky if I even remember it Monday afternoon as I'm driving to Jack in the Box. Anyway, that's all of the news we have for today. Check back on a later date for more Manic News.
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