myOtaku.com: Manic Webb

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Vitals

Birthday
• 1984-06-21
Gender
• Male
Location
• California, where it never rains... except in the fall, winter, and spring
Member Since
• 2003-08-19
Real Name
• K. Webb

Personal

Achievements
• The C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
Anime Fan Since
• 1998
Favorite Anime
• Excel Saga, Slayers, Tenchi, DBZ, Sailormoon, Captain Tylor
Goals
• To become a voice actor or TV personality
Hobbies
• Writing parodies, listening to that Neo-Soul music
Talents
• Some say I'm a fairly decent actor.

myOtaku.com: Manic Webb

Saturday, May 1, 2004

You Know You're A Non-Filipino Who Hangs Around Too Many Filipinos When...

You can point out the Philippines on a map

You start using the letter "P" in place of "F" in your everyday speech

You ask a fob which Filipino language they speak

You use words like "fob" to describe immigrants

You start using words like "pinoy" and "pinay" instead of "filipino" and "filipina"

You know about more Filipino-American celebrities than your friends do (Lexa Doig from Andromeda, R&B singer Amerie, Vanessa Minnillo from TRL, Apl.de.ap of Black Eyed Peas)

You can sing along to the Tagalog lyrics of "The Apl Song" by Black Eyed Peas

Names like "Gonzales" and "San Juan" sound more Asian than Latin

You shout "puta ina mo" when someone cuts you off on the freeway

You know what lumpia is

You know how to make lumpia

Your lumpia is better than that pre-packaged stuff in the grocery store

You know that non-Filipino tourists only go to Manila for the prostitutes

You hear the word "nigga" everyday... but nobody there is black.

People start to think you're part Filipino

You actually thought up a list of reasons why you hang around too many Filipinos

You have a karaoke machine

[This list composed by me. Yes, I do have too much free time]
Much Love.

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