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Sunday, May 9, 2004


My Manwich!
It's a Futurama quote, people.

A wise man once said: "Never get between a black man and his food." My co-worker made that mistake.

Lunch time came around, and Venette asked me to drive her to Bank of America real quick so she could deposit her paycheck. I needed to deposit my paycheck too, so I grabbed me keys and we went to the bank. Now, my lunch break is 30 minutes long. Anyone who knows where I work knows that the nearest BofA is roughly 10 minutes away. So I broke the speed limit. We got there in 5. I ran in, deposited my check, and got a balance inquiry in less than 2 minutes. Venette suddenly realized she doesn't remember her account number. So she spent a good 15 minutes arguing with a teller about how she has bills to pay and why she didn't just go to a check-cashing store in the first place. I waited in the car and was half-tempted to leave her there.

Anyone else doing the math? That's 22 minutes out of my lunch break. So I drive us back to the mall just in time to be one full minute late to work. I don't eat breakfast in the morning. I still had 3 hours before I could go home to eat dinner. She made me miss my lunch break because she insisted on going to a bank she knew she couldn't cash her check at.

I must apologize for that last sentence ending in a preposition. I swear, it's never happened before. Uh, I mean... I swear, it's something that before now has never happened. Damn English language...

Much Love.

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