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Vitals

Birthday
• 1991-07-29
Gender
• Female
Location
• The Shadow Realm or Silent Hill, maybe even Raccoon City...depends on my mood...
Member Since
• 2004-01-29
Occupation
• Student, Rare Hunter, second in command of the Nightmare, Marik's WIFE!!!!
Real Name
• Laura Ishtar

Personal

Achievements
• MARRYING MARIK ISHTAR!!!!, a whole lot of academic awards, owning the Winged Dragon of Ra
Anime Fan Since
• Now that I think of it, maybe since Sonic The Hedgehog came out, since I've been playing them since the Genesis came out...(I still have it; god, I'm a freak...) But I didn't know what Anime was until Pokemon...
Favorite Anime
• Yu-Gi-Oh!, Resident Evil (Kinda counts...),Megas XLR (It counts to me LOL), Rave Master, Pokemon, Sonic The Hedgehog, Naruto, Hikaru No Go, Megaman NT Warrior, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, and a growing interest in DBZ and DBGT....
Goals
• Cartoonist or writer, to meet the band Rush, some other private things...
Hobbies
• Music, drawing, thinking, writing, poetry, eating, loving Marik, drawing and writing "odd" things.....
Talents
• Dueling, thinking of violent ways to torture people (But not doing them) , sending minds to the Shadow Realm, laughing evilly.....basically annoying people. I am VERY annoying in person.

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Friday, August 27, 2004

The Kuriboh Poem

Fuzzy, furry, full of hugs.
Softer than the softest rugs.
Cutest thing on the field, gee whiz.
Til Kaiba's Blue Eyes ate it, that is.

I wrote a whole mess of silly Yu-Gi-Oh! Poems the other night....I was just curious if you wanted me to post them.....

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Wednesday, August 25, 2004

By Popular Demand- Yami Marik goes shopping

Y. Marik: *Looking at list* Hmmmm.....start with non-suspicious stuff....eggs.....
*People look at him funny as he passes them*
Y. Marik: *Glares at them all* Idiotic fools....
*All back off*

Y. Marik: *Halfway through shopping, luckily without incident.....not counting the clerk that got in his way....* Hmmm.....duct tape....where would that be....? Stupid lazy Marik.....couldn't even go shopping on his own....
*A clerk walks up to him* Can I help you?
Y. marik: *Glares at him* You can help me by getting me some duct tape.
Clerk: Sir.....you're in the seafood aisle.
Y. Marik: I KNOW THAT, I SAID GET ME SOME ****ING DUCT TAPE!!!!!! GET IT INTO YOUR TINY WEAK MIND!!!!
*Clerk nods and smiles, but calls security behind his back*
Clerk: This way sir!
*Marik follows the clerk off to the hardware aisle*
Y. Marik: So you nusiances are good for something....
Clerk: I'll take that as a thank you....*Sneaks off before Marik can protest*
Y: Marik: *After getting all his various death and torture tools, heads off for the counter; walks up to a self serve checkout* Must be better than waiting for some fool to check me out....*Scans the duct tape*
Machine: Improper code. Please scan again.
Marik: *Does so*
Machine: improper code. please scan again.
Marik: *Growls and scans the tape repeatedly, to no avail* Stupid TECHNOLOGY!!!!!! *Pulls out Millennium Rod, blows it up, and leaves the money on top of the smoldering pile of rubble* Hope they take cash....
*He walks out the door, only to have alarms go off and multiple guards tackle him*
Marik: GET OFF ME, YOU FOOLS!!!!!
Guards: STRIP SEARCH HIM!!!!
*They manage to get him....er....naked before he banishes them-and his clothes- with them*
Marik: *Grabs up stuff* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *Runs off outside, making many people scream and an old lady scold him with her cane ("You damn kids!!! Errrrrrr....where are my teeth...?")

MEANWHILE
*Marik and myself sit in the livingroom watching TV when the phone rings*
Marik: *Runs into kitchen and answers it* Hello?....hello officer....uh huh.....I see.....he did?....Again?.....*sigh* We'll be right down....thanks.....*Hangs up phone and calls into livingroom* HONEY!!! YAMI MARIK WAS ARRESTED AFTER BEING CAUGHT STREAKING ACROSS AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PARKING LOT WAVING DUCT TAPE!!!!
Me: AGAIN????
Marik: YEAH!!!! I'LL GET THE CHECKBOOK!!!! AND SOME CLOTHES!!!!

*Yami Marik sits in the county jail, butt naked, staring at the shopping list* Remind me to kill them later.....GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!! *Shoves away the police dog that was sniffing at him* -_- Death to all.....

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Saturday, August 21, 2004

Yami Marik's To Do List

Clean out attic
Clean out car
Clean toilet with tongue(my favorite chore!!)
Annoy Marik
Annoy wife
Defragment computer
Despam computer
Dismantle computer
Play with cat
Feed cat
Feed cat to pitbull
Go shopping
Make dinner
Clean out bodies from closet
Annoy Marik
Retile roof
Kill Pharaoh
Work on deck
Buy guns
Buy ammo
Fix TV
Clean cobwebs
Wash windows
Kill Marik
Kill wife

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Yami Marik's Shopping List

Stuff to get:
Milk
Eggs
Bread
Knives
Jam
Frozen Waffles
20 Bottles of Hair Gel
Various Killing Implements
Soup
Corn
Peas
More Knives
Butter
Orange Juice
Salad
Raw Steak (Bakura's request)
Soda
Cereal
Tomato Sauce
Mustard
Knife Sharpener
Grenades
Tear Gas
Beans
Apple Pie
Rope
Duct Tape
Comedy Albums
Potato Chips
Celery
Dip (No, not you, Marik)
Fresh Cabbage
Onions
English Muffins (All who laugh will die)
Cheese (For Marik so he'll shut up and leave me alone when I go near the fridge)
Ice Cream
Rubber Bands (For tormenting Marik from across the room)
Eyeliner
Coverup (for these damn ugly veins)
Super Glue (Don't ask...hehhehheh...)
Cat Litter
Cat Killing Implements
Cat Toys (Note to self: Buy Pitbull)
Many Garbage Bags (For bodies)
Olives
Pickles
Relish
Hot sauce (For tormenting Marik during dinner)
Laxative (For Marik's cheese obsession)
Donuts

(Another note to self: Don't get married.)

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Thursday, August 19, 2004

CHIBI!!!!!!^^

You're Chibi Malik!!!

Which Yu-Gi-Oh chibi are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

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Ummmmmm......

.....crap, I wrote myself into a hole......where am i supposed to get something more dangerous than Yami Marik??????

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Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Chapter 9- The Will of Marik

I watched the two fight from the window, hoping that somehow this was all a dream...that things weren't as bad as they really were...but I soon found out the hard way just how real it was...

"Why the rush, Bakura?" Marik asked,"I've never known you to give in..."
Bakura stared at him, saying nothing. It seemed risky, to use mind control on him...but then again, maybe the fool had realized how great Marik's power was...
"Well?" Bakura prompted.
An evil grin spread across Marik's face, and because of his nasty ways of toying with others minds for fun, he never saw what was coming...he raised the Millennium Rod.
"You've made the biggest mistake of your life, Bakura."
The Rod flashed. But so did the Ring. And, in a whirlwind of wind and light, Yami Marik's screams could be heard as he was locked away in the Millennium Rod by Bakura's Soul Transfer.
The wind died down, and there stood the real Marik, weak and tired, looking completely confused. He winced and fell over.
"A mistake, eh?" Bakura sneered, as if Yami Marik could still hear him,"You're the one who's made the mistake..."
Bakura took the Rod from Marik's limp hand and left, cackling evilly to himself as he went.

I couldn't believe what I had just seen. Could Yami Marik really be gone? Had Bakura succeeded in finding a way to defeat him? But all that was shoved aside when I saw Marik lying on the concrete below me. I stood up and rushed out the door.
Within minutes, I was kneeling by his side, trying desperately to wake him. He was alive, I could tell, as he was still bleeding. I looked around. No one in sight, and the hotel people were nowhere around either. I had only one choice. I tore off part of my shirt and wrapped it around his leg.
"Hang on Marik, I'll get you help...I promise..."
I carried his limp body with all my effort to his motorcycle and got on, letting him lean on my back as I started the bike up. He stirred as I shakily pulled out onto the streets.
"Izumi..., he moaned softly,"...be careful.....he's still....." his words were never finished as he slipped back into unconsciousness. I had to hurry. Or else.....or else.....I held back tears as I thought of what would happen if I didn't get him to the hospital in time, and I sped off between the cars, amazingly missing them all, as this was my first time riding a motorcycle. But something told me, as I thought of what Marik had said, that even if we did make it, something was waiting for us...and it was even more dangerous than Yami Marik.

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Whoo...

...It's late....just lettting y'all know I'll work on the next chapter tomorrow or Thursday....unless I somehow manage to get grounded from the computer....like I've done before....

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Saturday, August 14, 2004

Am I The Only Person Who Looks Up Random Stuff on Google?

I looked up poop....and there's this guy named chris poop. Am I the only one who finds this funny?

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Friday, August 13, 2004

I SAW THE MOVIE!!!!!!

Piccies!!!!^^

The movie was great, my parents came, too, so we got Blue Eyes Shining Dragon (Mom), Pyramid of Light (dad) and Sorcerer of Dark Magic (Me).
Bummer, no Marik or Bakky in the movie, but Pegasus was acting so cute and *coughcoughqueercoughcough*. Heh...
Soooo....it was just the best. GO SEE IT!!!!^^

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