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Birthday
• 1991-07-29
Gender
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Female
Location
• The Shadow Realm or Silent Hill, maybe even Raccoon City...depends on my mood...
Member Since
• 2004-01-29
Occupation
• Student, Rare Hunter, second in command of the Nightmare, Marik's WIFE!!!!
Real Name
• Laura Ishtar
Personal
Achievements
• MARRYING MARIK ISHTAR!!!!, a whole lot of academic awards, owning the Winged Dragon of Ra
Anime Fan Since
• Now that I think of it, maybe since Sonic The Hedgehog came out, since I've been playing them since the Genesis came out...(I still have it; god, I'm a freak...) But I didn't know what Anime was until Pokemon...
Favorite Anime
• Yu-Gi-Oh!, Resident Evil (Kinda counts...),Megas XLR (It counts to me LOL), Rave Master, Pokemon, Sonic The Hedgehog, Naruto, Hikaru No Go, Megaman NT Warrior, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, and a growing interest in DBZ and DBGT....
Goals
• Cartoonist or writer, to meet the band Rush, some other private things...
Hobbies
• Music, drawing, thinking, writing, poetry, eating, loving Marik, drawing and writing "odd" things.....
Talents
• Dueling, thinking of violent ways to torture people (But not doing them) , sending minds to the Shadow Realm, laughing evilly.....basically annoying people. I am VERY annoying in person.
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Monday, May 17, 2004
 And does anyone know...
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....where can I get a Marik blog? Or how do I make one?
Thankie!!!^-^
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 OH, YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
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MY SITE IS SO EVIL LOOKING NOW!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *Cough, cough*
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Saturday, May 8, 2004
 Yay!!!^-^
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I GOT YVD!!!!!! Anyone who wants to duel me can if they have it.
K, bye! (I'm working on making up part 2 of the below story as I speak-I shall type it soon...)
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Monday, May 3, 2004
 Flash Ahead--a Little after the honeymoon and stuff, as I'm still writing those....
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(At my school)
Marik: *Stares down at crappy Private School uniform* I hate this.
Me: And I deal with it every day....so you'll have to deal, too....
Marik: -_-'.....figures......
*Teacher walks in*
Teacher: Hello, class! Now welcome our new student, Marik Ishtar!
Marik: *Waves halfheartedly, too annoyed to care, not even looking at any of them, but instead out the window* Hi people.
*Silence*
Marik: Nice welcome. Tch.
*Teacher walks to front of class and takes out her History teachers' manual* Okay everyone, open up your books to page 243, where we'll be studying our new chapter on Ancient Egypt!
Marik: *Sits bolt upright* What?
Me: *Whispers* We're studying Egypt...this should be a breeze for you....
Marik: *Suspicious look* What's that supposed to mean???? I'll have you know, I---
*Teacher continues as they open their books*
Teacher: Look at this picture--it is of an ancient tablet that no one yet could transcribe--*Marik raises his hand* Yes, Marik?
Marik: It says "Ka Ent Kemet Per-Aah En Tar Muhah" roughly meaning, "Power of Egyptian Pharaoh it is the time to see".
*Teacher just stares at him*
Marik: *Looking confused* What?
Teacher: Er....uh.....well, very good, Marik.....I guess.....er...let's take break now, shall we? *Looks around, shuts her book, the sits down at her desk, aghast at Marik's fluent decoding of the writing*
Marik: *turns to me* what did I say?
Me: *shrugs* I dunno.....
*Two big, tough looking 10th graders approach them*
Me: *Turns to see them* Uh-oh....it's them....
Marik: *Studying Egyptian tablet in book further* Who?
Me: The kids who beat me up every Monday....and guess what...it's Monday....
Marik: *Turns around* They better not....I don't want to have to--*Puts hand around his back to rest on the Millennium Rod in his belt*...I've been feeling nice....i don't want them ruining it....
Me: Well, they're apparently going to.....
*Two kids get closer....*
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TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!
(I will be using this idea in a fanfic, I just needed input on the idea, so please comment! Thanks in advance! ^-^)
M2112
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Friday, April 30, 2004
 Ummmm.....
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 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!
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WHY THE HECK IS MY SITE GONE??????
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Monday, April 26, 2004
Coolie!
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It's fun to tell your friends you married an Anime character! And it makes me feel all fuzzy to know he's mine...this one kid called me Mrs. Ishtar! Yay! ^-^
Coming soon: The Reception...then the Honymoon in the Bermuda Triangle! *Crazy laugh*
*Guys with strait jackets come in*
O_o NOOOOOO!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!
Marik: *Smirks, holding Millennium Rod* I love playing with her mind...
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Saturday, April 24, 2004
THE WEDDING!!!!!!!! ^-^
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As I walked into the church I looked up and saw the bridesmaids, Serenity and Mai, the Best Man’s party, Yami Bakura and Tristan (who keep poking each other), standing closest to the Priest Seto are Tea, the Maid of Honor (In Odion‘s suit, which is 20 times too big for her, and Odion, the Best Man, in Tea’s dress, which is 20 times too small for him) with Marik smirking in the middle. Kaiba said ”Fix it!…funny…but fix it!”
*3 minute delay; Tea comes running in with the top of her dress and Odion’s pants *Trips over pants*; Odion walks in with top of suit and Tea’s skirt on, upon which Kaiba sighs, “Close enough. Let’s get this nonsense over with so I can get back to Kaiba Corp. before SOMEONE ELSE takes over…”
*Walking up the aisle with Yami next to me; Mokuba, the Ring Bearer, in front of us, carrying the rings on a pillow; Bakura skipping behind him throwing flower petals and yelling “Yaaay! Wheeeeee!”--until Mokuba tripped him (“Stop that!”).
*Kaiba begins flatly*
We are gathered here today to celebrate one of life's greatest moments, to give recognition to the worth and beauty of love, and to add our best wishes to the words which shall unite Marik Ishtar and Laura *Last name withheld* in marriage.
Should there be anyone who has cause why this couple should not be united in marriage, they must speak now or forever hold their peace. (Little Yugi stands up; Marik growls; Little Yugi sits down)
(The bride is escorted forward)
Who is it that brings this woman to this man? (Yami Yugi-- *Marik glares at him*)
(The Pharaoh gives the bride away. He answers "I do", Yami then steps back and the groom rips her away from him.)
Marik and Laura , life is given to each of us as individuals, and yet we must learn to live together. Love is given to us by our family or by our friends. We learn to love by being loved. Learning to love and living together is one of the greatest challenges of life - and is the shared goal of a married life.
VOWS
Marik, do you take Laura to be your Wife? ("I --(I kick him in shins)--DO!" I whisper: You better…) Do you promise to love and protect and not kill, maim, or mutilate her? (“I--(Kick again)--DOOOO!!!)
Laura, do you take Marik to be your Husband? ("I do!" *Happy and smiley*) Do you promise to love, honor, cherish and protect him?(“I do!” Marik whispers “you better…”)
(Rings are exchanged-- *Mokuba runs up yelling loudly and brandishing rings and flowers (Kaiba: Remind me to disown you later, Mokuba.); I take my ring nicely; Marik rips it out of Mokuba’s hand; (Mokuba:“Can I have the finger back?“ Marik: “No, I might need this…”)
Repeated Vows & Wedding Rings
"Wedding rings are an outward and visible sign of an inward spiritual grace and the unbroken circle of love, signifying to all the union of this man and this woman in marriage."
I Marik, take thee , Laura to be my Mindsla---*SWAK!!!!*---Wife- to have and to Kill--*SWAK!* hold…, alive or dead--*SWAK!*, and I promise my eternal darkness--*SWAK!*--LOVE to you forevermore.
I Laura , take thee Marik, to be my Husband. To have and to hold, in sickness and in better mental health--*SWAK! By Marik*…ow…and I promise My love to you forevermore.
Marik and Laura, as the two of you come into this marriage uniting you as husband and wife, and as you this day affirm your faith and love for one another, I would ask that you always remember to cherish each other as special and…unique individuals, that you respect the thoughts, ideas and suggestions of one another. Be able to forgive, do not hold grudges unless completely necessary, and live each day that you may share it together and not be laughing over the other’s dead body - as from this day forward you shall be each other's comfort and refuge (God help us…), your marriage strengthened by your love, respect and Millennium Items.
(Kaiba makes speech; Kaiba likes to make speeches)
"Love is very patient and kind, never jealous or envious, never boastful or proud. (Marik: Unlike me…)
Love is never haughty or selfish or rude. (Marik: Unlike me…)
Love does not demand it's own way. Love is not irritable or touchy. Love does not hold grudges and will hardly notice when others do it wrong. (Marik: Unlike me…)
Love is never glad about injustice, but rejoices whenever truth wins out. (Marik: Unlike me…)
If you love someone, you will be loyal to them no matter what the costs. You will always believe in them, always expect the best in them, and will always stand your ground in defending them." (Marik: Like Kaiba…*Kaiba “Thwak!!!!!!“s him*)
Oh Lord-- (Marik: Ra.; Kaiba: You know what I meant!) our hearts are filled with great happiness…and fear… on Marik and Laura's wedding day, as they come before You pledging their hearts and lives (Marik adds: And minds! *SWAK!*) to one another. Grant that they may ever be true and loving, living together in such a way as to never bring shame or heartbreak or death into their marriage. Temper their hearts with kindness and understanding, PLEASE. (Someone; we don’t know who; whacks Kaiba) . Help them to remember to be each other's sweetheart (Marik: Mindslaves--**THWAK!!!*), best friend…(Kaiba mumbles: With friends like that, who needs enemies…*Someone shoves Kaiba off the altar…he takes several minutes, mumbling curses, to get up*) and guide….to the Shadow Realm….*Shove again and a voice from nowhere is heard: “STOP THAT!”), so that together they may meet the cares and problems of life more bravely. And with the passage of time, may they find great contentment in the rich joy of ANCIENT companionship. May the home they are creating today truly be a place of love and harmony, NOT OF SHADOWS AND DEATH (Shove)….where Your dark (THWAK!) Spirit is always present. Bless this marriage we pray they don’t kill us (THWAK!) and walk beside Marik and Laura throughout all of their lives together, short as they may be…(Shove).
(Kaiba: WHO KEEPS SHOVING AND HITTING ME????; (To be revealed at end)
MUSIC
Kaiba: And now we have a wonderful song by Ozzy Osbourne *Ozzy comes in; Marik yells, “HOW DID YOU ESCAPE????”)
Marik and Laura, in so much as the two of you have agreed to live together in Holy Matrimony, have promised your love for each other by these vows, the joining of your hands and the giving of these rings, I now declare you to be (Marik: *Sheepishly* Master and Mindslave?) NO!!!!… Husband and Wife. *Kaiba growls*
Whom Kaiba Corp. hath joined together, let no one put asunder.
Congratulations, you may kiss, not beat, your bride.
*We kissed; Marik tried to bite off my lips; Kaiba whacks him with candle; talks through gritted teeth, ”Be nice.”)
It is my privilege to present to you Mr. & Mrs…God help us…*Shove* Marik Ishtar.
*Bride and groom run out of church, Marik trying not to let rice and flowers touch his body, as they burn; both board the camel, on whose tail Joey and Tristan tied cans and a Just Married sign, and they ride off to the reception---but that’s the next episode; To Be Continued (Don’t ya hate that?)
Oh yeah, we promised to reveal who was shoving Kaiba…
Kaiba: *Still in Church at altar; looks up* WHO WAS SHOVING ME???????
*A voice comes from sky* I told you I’d be back, Seto!
Kaiba: *To self* How does he DO that…? *Points up at nothing* NOAH, YOU’RE NOT MY BROTHER, YOU GREEN-HAIRED FREAK! STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!!!
M2112
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Thursday, April 22, 2004
Flashback
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*In crappy Ford Escort on the way to the wedding; Marik is driving and running over random pedestrians and laughing maniacally*
Marik: *Yelling out window at a tailgater and flips him off* Take that, you weak-minded fool! *Points Mill. Rod out window and blows up tailgater* That was amusing.
Me: *Having fallen asleep long ago, has a dream about Marik*
(Flashbacky music)
*Right after Battle City*
Marik: *Not Yami Marik yet* I DON'T WANNA BE A TREE!!!!!
Me: Just hold still! I need this for our school play, okay? And I'm the tree, not you!
Marik: BUT I'M WEARING THE STUPID TREE OUTFIT!!!!!
Me: *Hemming the bottom of the "tree"* Just shut up! I'm sewing!
Marik: How the hell did I end up here, anyway? I was at the card shop and you just come running up and drag me around the entire city and say you're my girlfriend! God, people are weird these days!
Me: *Accidently stabs Marik with pin* Oops.
Marik: AAAAAAGH!!!!!! !@#$%^&*()!!!!!!!
Me: Sorry!!!!! *Tries to fix it*
Marik: Nononono!!!!! You'll make it worse!!!!!! AAAAAAAAGH!!!!! *Runs out in apartment hallway screaming, not noticing the tons of tennants watching a giant, white-haired, screaming tree run down the hallway*
Me: *Peers out door* Awwwww....that's so cute...
*Wakes up*
Me: What the $&^# was that???? That never happened!
Marik: Was it the tree thing again?
Me: *Nods*
Marik: *Sigh* (Thinking: Glad I wiped it from her memory...hehhehheh...*Tree comes into mind*) *Cringes and starts blowing up random cars parked along the street* DIE TREES!!!!!!
Me: Huh?
Marik: I mean cars! DIE CARS!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....haha...hehheh...*Stares at road intensely, hoping my memory doesn't suddenly jog*....trees...feh...
Me:???????
*Car approaches church...*
TO BE CONTINUED!
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HAHAHAHA!!!!! THOSE WORDS!!!!!! I HATE THOSE 3 WORDS!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
M2112
I feel weird today...
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Sunday, April 18, 2004
Question
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Anyone know how to make my MP3 play as soon as someone visits it?
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