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Monday, April 12, 2004


   Morning Already...?

Marik: *Yawning, pours coffee-hasn't noticed that he has changed back to his less-creepy non-Yami form during the night for some odd reason...* I am not made for mornings...
Me: *Skips into room* Hi, honey!!!!
Marik: *With an odd, twisted look* Did you call me "honey"?
Me: *Nods*
Marik: 'O_o...okay then...I'm not dreaming...
Me: *Runs up and hugs him*
Marik: *Feeling oddly...nice today and lets her. Either lack of sleep or--notices he's normal and puts two and two together* OH GOD, THE WEDDING!!!!! *Runs to get ready and trips over cat* I'M NOT FEELING NICE ENOUGH TO NOT DO THIS!!!!! *Picks up cat and throws it outside, then runs off upstairs*
Me: *Blinks, then smiles* Don't forget our agreement!
Marik: *From bathroom* What agreement? What did my Yami agree to now?????
Me: You gotta kiss me at the wedding! EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! ^-^
Marik: I never said tha--AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!! *A thud and a loud "Rowrrrr!!!!!" is heard again* HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING BACK IN????? *"ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!*......*sigh*.....*To me* fine! Just get rid of this thing!!!!!!!
Me: *Hopping up and down* Yay!!!!!! (And I'll just hide Mr. Kitty Witty until after the wedding..what Marik doesn't know won't hurt him...unless he reads my mind....oh, well!!!!!!) *Skips off to get ready, while more cat "Rowrrr"ing is heard and more yelling is done from the bathroom*
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To Be Continued

M2112
(In mind: I get to kiss Marik! I get to kiss Marik!!!!^-^ Bweeeeeeee!!!!!!)

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Sunday, April 11, 2004


   The Night Before

Me: *Running around house, going nuts, frantically trying to get ready* MARIK!!!! WEAR SOMETHING NICE TOMORROW!!!!! AND LEAVE THAT MILLENIUM ROD HERE!!!! WE DON'T NEED YOU ZAPPING OFF MY FAMILY, TOO!!!!!
Marik: *Sitting in a chair, his hands in his face* I can't believe I'm doing this...
Me: HEY!!!! DON'T MAKE ME GET THE BAT!!!!
Marik: And I'll wear whatever I want, thank you. My usual outfit will do--
Me: I'LL TRIP OVER THAT DAMN CAPE!!!!--*Gets Millennium Rod in face again*---okay, fine....
*And the whole night goes like this, with much fussing, Millenium Rod threatening, and cat throwing*
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M2112^-^

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Thursday, April 8, 2004


A Week And Counting...

Me: *Washing dishes* Only a week til this supposed wedding...if he doesn't kill me first...He's still konked out on the couch...no worries...oh my god, he just moved...*Holds up baseball bat, then puts it down again*...nah...I can't...not to that face...*Leans over to kiss him, only to be choked by him*
Marik: *Through gritted teeth* Not-Yet. Wait-until-I-SLEEP!!!!! *Lets go and rolls over*
Me: *Rubbing neck*...oh my....I SHOULD let him sleep...yeek...
Marik: *Muffled* I heard that. *Puts hand on Mill. Rod in his belt for safety and goes back to sleep*
Me:....ggh...I'm going to MARRY that...? *Marik's hand twitches*...O_o...
....
Me: *Calling into livingroom* Get up! I have your salad--
Marik: TELL THEM WHAT I EAT AND DIE!!!!--OW!!!! DAMN CAT!!!!! *A thud and a cat "ROWRRRR!!!!" is heard*
*Marik comes trudging in the kitchen, laughing to himself and muttering "We didn't need that furball anyway...it reminded me of that damn Kuriboh..."*
Me: *Working at the stove* Damn this, damn that...aren't you ever happy?
Marik: *Evil look* Well, if you'd like to know...you could experience my life firsthand...*Pulls out dagger, and trips over cat, sending the knife flying into the wall 2 inches from my head* GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Opens door, picks up cat, and throws it out* GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FELINEOUS ABOMINATION!!!!!!! *Turns to me* I'll only marry you if you get rid of that thing...
Me: But...Mr. Kitty Witty never hurt anyone...!
Marik: *Points to bloody cat scratches all over his arms* Oh, really...?
Me: Hehheh.....
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To Be Continued...
Next up: The Wedding!!!!! Or was it cheese...? Nope, Wedding!!!!!! ^-^

M2112

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Wednesday, April 7, 2004


The Appearance Dillemma


Me: *Looking at everyone*...I love my creepy Marik pics!!!! He's my cutey--URK!!!!*Marik elbows her* ...*Rubs side*...er, creepy little--OUFF! *Elbow again*...bishi!!!!---GUHK!!!!*Elbow in stomach*...and I will..*Pokes her in the eye*...ow... be using creepier ones-*Steps on her foot*ouch...as you can see...*Pokes her in side with dagger in Mill. Rod*--DAMMIT, MARIK!!!!! STOP HURTING ME!!!!! GO HURT TEA OR SOMETHING!!!! WE DON'T NEED HER!!!!!! I---HEY, LISTEN TO ME!!!!!
Marik: *Staring in mirror at his face and smirking* I'm SO creepy!!!!
Me:....>-<...grrrrr....sigh...*Pats his arm* (sarcastically)Sure you are...
*Marik shoves the Mill. Rod in her face*--Me:O_o--OKAY!!!! FINE!!!! YOU'RE CREEPY!!!!! JUST DON'T KILL ME!!!!!
Marik: *Evil smirk* That's it...
Me: (Mutters)...and I want to marry this guy...? God, if he wasn't so cute--OW!!!! *Marik kicks her shin*
Marik: BWAHAHA!!!!! LOVE HURTS, DOESN'T IT????
Me:...#_#....GRAAAAAAAH!!!!! *Gets out metal baseball bat*
Marik: HAHA!!!! Like you can hurt me with that---*Thonk!*...thing...*Falls over*
Me: ...I'll be taking this to the wedding, too....*Slings bat over her shoulder and drags off an unconscious Marik by his ankle*

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"We have to take a short break-for some brain surgery-we'll be back!!"
-Geddy Lee of Rush^-^

M2112

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Saturday, April 3, 2004


Great pics!!!!

Go to Kokoro No Naka!!!! Please!!!! It's got the best Marik pics EVER!!!!!!!^-^

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Ozzy vs. Marik

*Drags Marik to an Ozzy Osbourne concert*
Marik: *Fighting through lines; randomly sending fans to the Shadow Realm* This just isn't as much fun as blowing things up...
Me: Stop that! *Whacks him with concert program*
Marik: Ow! Your piece of paper will not stand up to the power of my Mill--*WHACK!!!!!*--
Me: SHUT UP!!!! You want people to recognize you, don't you? Because if you're relying on your appearance...lookit these people around you!!!!*Points to a guy at a beer stand* His hair's blue, pointy, 3 feet tall, and he just put out someone's eye with it--*Points to another guy*--that guy has so much metal in his face, he could open up his own chain of hardware stores...
*Points at a girl* She brought her pet, Dead Rat with her---and this guy--*Pulls a guy out of the crowd*--has more colors in his hair than Yugi, and has more tattoos on him than you have on your back!!!! IT AIN'T GONNA WORK!!!!!
Marik: *Looking around and smirking* I like these people...y'think that girl will give me her dead rat...?
*SMACK!!!*
Me: Stop that!!!! The show's gonna start!!!! *Shoves him to the front row seats she got* SIT!!!! *Shoves him into a seat*
.........
*Concert starts*
Marik: *Sends the opening band, NSync, to the Shadow Realm* They annoyed me.
Me: Thank you for that. *Pats his head; gets splinter of hair in finger*...(Quietly)...how much does he spend on hair gel in a week...?
*Ozzy comes out and starts into "Shot in the Dark"*
Marik: This is a definite improvement...does it get darker?...I like darker...
*Everyone cheers, Marik sends a few more of them to the Shadow Realm after one spills beer on him*
Marik: *Sits entranced by the dull lighting and fog*...It reminds me of home...except for the bubbles...*Looks over and notices Yugi in the seat next to him; throws him onstage, where Ozzy tries to bite his head off; a voice that sounds strangely like Yami Bakura protests,"Hey, that's my job!!!!"
*Ozzy breaks into a cover song--The Safe Auto Insurance theme*
(That was it...I couldn't control Marik anymore...)
Me: Oh, god, no....no, bad Marik, no! *Marik begins to climb onstage*...no! No, bad Marik, get back here! Sits back down and covers head* We're all gonna die.
Marik: *Security guard tries to stop him; Shadow Realm--need I say more?* Hey, you weak-minded fool that these people call "Ozzy"--WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, SINGING SUCH A HAPPY SONG?????? You die now.
Ozzy: *Calling offstage* SHARON!!!!! I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A (Beeping) BAD IDEA!!!!!
Marik: *Grabs his throat* ...you claim you're the Prince of Darkness...well, The Prince of Darkness DOESN'T HAVE BUBBLES. Trust me...I know...*Sends Ozzy to the Shadow Realm and hops offstage*
Marik: Let's go. There's no more show...
*Yugi creeping at their feet* ...h-help...me...I'm...dying...*Yami Bakura kicks him*
Yami Bakura: Well, die faster!!!!
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Meanwhile...
*Ozzy in the Shadow Realm*
Ozzy: *Looks around* SHARON!!!! I'M HOME!!!! THERE'S (BEEPING BEEPING) DOG (BEEP) ON THE (BEEPING) RUG AGAIN!!!!!.....it's so good to be home...

THE END?
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(There will be more to come as I think of them)
M2112

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   Why Marik is mine

1. Because
2.He
3.Is.


^^Also from Kokoro No Naka--GO THERE!!!! IT ROCKS!!!!!^-^

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Friday, April 2, 2004


   Someone's Just A Bit Ravenous...

Got this off of Link Text

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Sunday, March 28, 2004


  

Nyahahahaha! I have this taped to the front of my school folder!!!!!!^-^


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Wednesday, March 24, 2004


   He's pissed off...but with love...^-^

*Dreamy stare*............ehehehehe....
Marik: Stop staring at me like that...I said stop...STOP STARING, YOU INFINITE FOOL!!!!!!

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