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Vitals

Birthday
• 1991-07-29
Gender
• Female
Location
• The Shadow Realm or Silent Hill, maybe even Raccoon City...depends on my mood...
Member Since
• 2004-01-29
Occupation
• Student, Rare Hunter, second in command of the Nightmare, Marik's WIFE!!!!
Real Name
• Laura Ishtar

Personal

Achievements
• MARRYING MARIK ISHTAR!!!!, a whole lot of academic awards, owning the Winged Dragon of Ra
Anime Fan Since
• Now that I think of it, maybe since Sonic The Hedgehog came out, since I've been playing them since the Genesis came out...(I still have it; god, I'm a freak...) But I didn't know what Anime was until Pokemon...
Favorite Anime
• Yu-Gi-Oh!, Resident Evil (Kinda counts...),Megas XLR (It counts to me LOL), Rave Master, Pokemon, Sonic The Hedgehog, Naruto, Hikaru No Go, Megaman NT Warrior, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, and a growing interest in DBZ and DBGT....
Goals
• Cartoonist or writer, to meet the band Rush, some other private things...
Hobbies
• Music, drawing, thinking, writing, poetry, eating, loving Marik, drawing and writing "odd" things.....
Talents
• Dueling, thinking of violent ways to torture people (But not doing them) , sending minds to the Shadow Realm, laughing evilly.....basically annoying people. I am VERY annoying in person.

myOtaku.com: Marik2112

Friday, July 2, 2004

BACK!!!!

We're back from South Carolina, and it was great!!! I shall post da next chapter tomorrow!!!
Marik: *Coughcoughprocrastinator,coughcough*
Me: >.< DON'T MAKE ME TELL THEM WHAT YOU DID TO THE ICE MACHINE!!!!
Marik:O_o I'll just be...leaving now....*Runs for door*
Me: ....hmmm....that gives me an idea...I'll post our trip log while I work on tomorrow's chapter...
Marik: *From hall* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Me: Yes, honey, I think your little "accident" is worth sharing...
Marik: *Louder* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Me: *Rolls eyes* Fine. For the love of Ra, it wasn't that bad...
Marik: *Peeks into door* That's not what the police said--er, I mean, that's not what...The Police...the band...said...in their song....hehhehheh....*Backs away, then runs*
Me: *Sigh* Okay, here we go...

Day 1
Marik drove 952 miles without any coffee, and now we're at the hotel. He's been in the shower for an hour now...I'd better make sure he didn't drown himself...
....nope...just spent half an hour trying to figure out how to turn it on...then got his hair stuck in the drain...while it was still on his head...don't ask me, I have no idea. And I don't want to know.

Day 2
Marik banished the housekeeping lady to the Shadow Realm because she forgot to bring his extra towels. The cops came; he said she died in a "Tragic Cattle Accident"...go figure...

Day 3
Marik had a nightmare about...er...if I heard him right as he screamed like a girl for three hours and washed his eyes out forty times...he dreamed about a naked Yugi...I'm thinking he was maybe...looking at Yaoi comics on EBay again?
...dammit, I told him they were bad for him...maybe now he's learned his lesson...

Day 4
Nope. Now it was naked Joey. I didn't think Marik could cry like that...

Day 5

Kaiba. Marik won't come out of the bathroom. He's already taken 6 showers...

Day 6

Tristan.

Day 7

Finally, a Yaoi-less night...but now it was...flying cheese armadillos...I'm starting to think he's on pot or something...
Oh, and the police showed up again after Marik broke the ice machine....he got--
(Marik: DON'T YOU DARE TELL THEM!!!!! I SWEAR ON RA, I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO!!!!)
--anywayz, he weaseled his way out of being arrested after he honored their request and put his pants back on...
(Marik: OH RA, NO!!!!! THAT GIVES IT AWAY!!!!
Me: No, it doesn't. There are many reasons one could have their pants off...
Marik:...with an ice machine...?
Me: Good point, let's just skip that...)

Day 8

Marik almost drowned in the pool. He said he'd never learned to swim. Well, duh! Y'can't exactly swim in Egypt unless ya wanna get horrible diseases in the Nile River!!! Anyway, the police saved him...and politely told him to put his pants on again...
Marik: "Sir, I can explain..."
"I'm sure you can, but for the love of God, put your pants on!!!!...oh...oh God...that's just wrong..."
"Sir, I'm not naked!!!"
"...Mr. Ishtar, do the words 'Speedoes don't work with you' mean anything to you?"
"No, not at all sir."
"JUST PUT YOUR FREAKIN' PANTS ON BEFORE I HURL!!!!"
"Okay, sir..."
*He does so*
"Oh, thank God...I thought I was gonna lose it there..."
"What does that mean, sir?"
"Nothing, Mr. Ishtar. Nothing at all. Now please...get out of here...ugh..."

Let's just say that man will never be the same...

Day 9

Well, we're banned from the pool. Marik tried to dive into the kiddie pool. I think he's okay now...he can name all the colors of the rainbow now...by the way, anyone know if 'Splortchblug' is a color...?

Day 10
We took an airplane home. The in flight movie was Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Yeah, the movie was great, but Marik, not having fully recovered yet, kept laughing whenever the words 'I', 'The', 'any', 'my' or 'Bob' were said...
...and let me say one thing: Marik and airplane toilets do not mix. He almost got sucked out after he stuck his head in to 'See what was in there'...now his hair is sticking up worse then when he was Yami Marik...he poked out three people's eyes just trying to get back to his seat...that was NOT fun...
Marik: "Scuse me, sorry, comin through, make way...oops."
"OH GOD!!!! MY EYE!!! MY EYYYYYEEEEEE!!!!!"
"Wasn't me...pardon me, scuse me--"
"AAAAAAAGH!!!!! THAT WAS MY EYEBALL!!!!! YOU IDIOT!!!!"
"Sorry...comin through, pardon me, scuse me--"
"AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! MARIK, YA MORON!!!!! DAT WAS MY DUELIN EYE!!!!! I USE DAT FER DUELIN!!!"
"...sorry Joey...hasn't Yugi or Tristan poked out your eye with their hair?"
"...yeah...but not my DUELIN EYE!!!!! BOY, WHEN I GET OFFA DIS PLANE, YER DEAD!!!!"
"Yeeeeah...." *Runs to his seat and calls back to Joey* "DID I MENTION YOU SHOULD STOB BEING NAKED IN MY DREAMS?"

Day 11
We got home. And here we are now, nice and peaceful--HEY! HEY!!!! MARIK, DIDN'T YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON AT THE HOTEL??? YOU AND SPEEDOES DO NOT GO WELL WITH EACH OTHER!!!!
Marik: Aw....do I have to put the pants on...?
Me: Yes.
Marik: But I'll just be taking them off later anyway...
Me: I SAID YES.
Marik: *Walks off, mumbling*
Me: *Sigh*...well, I'm gonna go write the next chapter now...later, all...
Marik: *From bedroom* WHAT IF I WEAR SPANDEX??? THAT'S LIKE PANTS!!!!

M2112

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