Y. Marik: *Looking at list* Hmmmm.....start with non-suspicious stuff....eggs.....
*People look at him funny as he passes them*
Y. Marik: *Glares at them all* Idiotic fools....
*All back off*
Y. Marik: *Halfway through shopping, luckily without incident.....not counting the clerk that got in his way....* Hmmm.....duct tape....where would that be....? Stupid lazy Marik.....couldn't even go shopping on his own....
*A clerk walks up to him* Can I help you?
Y. marik: *Glares at him* You can help me by getting me some duct tape.
Clerk: Sir.....you're in the seafood aisle.
Y. Marik: I KNOW THAT, I SAID GET ME SOME ****ING DUCT TAPE!!!!!! GET IT INTO YOUR TINY WEAK MIND!!!!
*Clerk nods and smiles, but calls security behind his back*
Clerk: This way sir!
*Marik follows the clerk off to the hardware aisle*
Y. Marik: So you nusiances are good for something....
Clerk: I'll take that as a thank you....*Sneaks off before Marik can protest*
Y: Marik: *After getting all his various death and torture tools, heads off for the counter; walks up to a self serve checkout* Must be better than waiting for some fool to check me out....*Scans the duct tape*
Machine: Improper code. Please scan again.
Marik: *Does so*
Machine: improper code. please scan again.
Marik: *Growls and scans the tape repeatedly, to no avail* Stupid TECHNOLOGY!!!!!! *Pulls out Millennium Rod, blows it up, and leaves the money on top of the smoldering pile of rubble* Hope they take cash....
*He walks out the door, only to have alarms go off and multiple guards tackle him*
Marik: GET OFF ME, YOU FOOLS!!!!!
Guards: STRIP SEARCH HIM!!!!
*They manage to get him....er....naked before he banishes them-and his clothes- with them*
Marik: *Grabs up stuff* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *Runs off outside, making many people scream and an old lady scold him with her cane ("You damn kids!!! Errrrrrr....where are my teeth...?")
MEANWHILE
*Marik and myself sit in the livingroom watching TV when the phone rings*
Marik: *Runs into kitchen and answers it* Hello?....hello officer....uh huh.....I see.....he did?....Again?.....*sigh* We'll be right down....thanks.....*Hangs up phone and calls into livingroom* HONEY!!! YAMI MARIK WAS ARRESTED AFTER BEING CAUGHT STREAKING ACROSS AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PARKING LOT WAVING DUCT TAPE!!!!
Me: AGAIN????
Marik: YEAH!!!! I'LL GET THE CHECKBOOK!!!! AND SOME CLOTHES!!!!
*Yami Marik sits in the county jail, butt naked, staring at the shopping list* Remind me to kill them later.....GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!! *Shoves away the police dog that was sniffing at him* -_- Death to all.....
