Do not piss off Marik
For you know what he will do?
He'll send you to the Shadow Realm
And laugh the whole day through.
Do not piss off Kaiba
For you know how fights he ends?
He gives a 20 minute speech
On how he needs no friends.
Do not piss off Yugi
For his puzzle does the work
Yami comes out and kicks your butt
And you're no more a jerk.
Do not piss off Joey
For his insults your brain will fog
Until ol Kaiba boy shows up
And calls him a whimpering dog.
Do not piss off Duke
For if you do, you see
He'll make you wear a doggie suit
And on newspapers you'll pee
Do not piss off Mai
For she is one tough chic
She may not have a special attack
But in the crotch she'll kick!
Do not piss off Tristan
He has weapons you cannot defy
That hair that sits atop his head
Just might put out your eye.
And here comes the biggie
The one that's worst of all
The one that'll bring you to your knees
And on the ground you'll crawl...
Do not piss off Tea
or Serenity for that matter
They'll moan and whine and go on about friendship
Until the next day after!!!!
