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Wednesday, September 1, 2004


This is Yami Typing (Credits to my Mom for the idea^^)


Kaiba is always teasing me about being short...but it has it's good points. Such as how I can fit in strange places others couldn't. So here's:
PLACES KAIBA HAS STUFFED ME
His Porche's glove compartment
a laundry chute
a file cabinet
a dryer at the drycleaners (I looked like a poodle for three days...)
His metal suitcase
His lunchbox
The top shelf of his closet
The top shlef of Mokuba's closet (Ow.)
His dresser drawer
The freezer
The microwave oven
The toaster oven
The toaster
The laundry hamper
Down the bathtub drain
The mailbox
The toilet(My hair was mistaken for a toilet brush)
The fishtank
A 2 gallon bucket (Not a FIVE GALLON BUCKET, mind you....)
A Happy Meal box
A safe (It's not safe and it's hard to breathe in -_-)
In my Millennium Puzzle (The hard way)
But there are other good points about being short. I can run through the woods and not whack my head off trees...unlike Kaiba.
If I get mad, I can bite Kaiba in the knee.
I don't have to play basketball, but sometimes I get mistaken for a hockey puck...
Girls are intimidated by Kaiba's height, and girls moms always want to stuff me in their purses, take me home, and feed me so I grow...wait that's a bad thing. But hey, I get free food...
Mokuba considers me his ally because I'm the only person he can look eye-to-eye to.
And I always fit in Kaiba's Porche.

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