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Saturday, September 18, 2004


   About my fic...
I've decided to scrap my old one as I wrote myself into a huge hole and it wasn't going anywhere anyway....so i'm starting a new one....
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......Once upon a time---no been done...
....It was a dark and stormy night--been done also....
....Once upon a midnight dreary--uh-uh, no, been done...
...Space, the final frontier--been done WAAAY TOO MANY TIMES!!!!
How about.....One day Marik was eating soup and everyone died-- Been done...at our family reunion...
We, the people--wait...sounds familiar....
MARIK!!! GET IN HERE AND HELP ME WRITE!!!!!
*Yami Marik comes walking in eating soup* What??
Me: he's eating soup, RUN!!!!!
*20 minutes pass*
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....okay, let's try this again...
....In the beginning--nope, I'm SURE I've heard that before....
....It is a sin to write this--no, I'm not Ayn Rand here....
....BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!!--no, stupid Ronco commercials...
....It came to pass that--NO.
.......okay, one more try....

....Harry the Hamster learned not to put the seed--okay. Time to stop writing now. I'll get back to you on this one....MARIIIIIK!!!! NOT MORE SOUP!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! YOU'LL START A NUCLEAR WAR!!!!!
Yami Marik: And then you can start your story "The End." after everyone's dead. Then no one will care.
Me: Been done.
Yami Marik: WHAT???
Me: Remember "Dawn of the Dead"?
Yami Marik: Ohh!! I love that movie!!! Can we go rent it again??
Me: They wouldn't let us after the 162nd time.
Yami Marik: Then let's go to the other video store. Which time are we on altogether?
Me: 64,285 and a half. The half is from when you blew up the TV cuz the police came while you were watching it. While trying to make zombies out of the neighbors.
Yami Marik: Hey, I remember that....I killed them like it said....but they just stayed dead...

Anyways, if you have any good story beginnings, as i'm kind of stuck here, let me know....

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