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Sunday, February 20, 2005


Ba ba da, ba ba!!! Manama, na!!!
Eatin' potato chips....cat's dumb...Marik's...alone in...my room...with...oh, no. *Runs away from computer, and returns moments later, dragging a half naked Yami Marik by the ear*
Yami Marik: Butbutbutbut...he came on to me!!!
Marik: *Stands in the doorway, wrapped in a blanket, shivering and sad chibi-faced* He lies!!! He make me sad!!! *Runs away*
Me: -_____- No more Yaoi. Ever.
Yami Marik: WHAT?? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! *Raises Mill. Rod*
Me: *Holds up cat* Try me.
Yami Marik: Nrrrr...*Lowers Rod, and walks away, mumbling*
Me: *Pets cat* Good kitty...now you go watch that bad Yami Marik, okay? And if he tries anything...*Whispers into cat's ear* Okay? Now go...*Lets go of cat, which wanders into Marik's room without him noticing; Yami Marik is sneaking up on Marik, who is whimpering in the corner, still wrapped in the blanket*
Marik: *Doesn't notice Yami Marik* Why me....why meeeeee....*Jumps as a hand slaps over his mouth*
Yami Marik: I believe we have some unfinished business to attend to...*Licks Marik's ear*
Marik: *Shiver* Ngghhhh...
Yami Marik: Hehhehheh...you'll---GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *Stands up straight, groping at the cat on top of his head*
Cat: Mrooowwwrrrrr!!! *Claws at Yami Marik's eyes*
Yami Marik: OH GOD, NOT THE EYES!!! GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *Runs out of room, screaming*
Marik: *Blinks* I think I'm starting to like that cat...
Yami Marik: *From somewhere in the house* OH GOD GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!!!
__________________
*Later that evening*
Marik: *Sitting on couch, watching TV* Have you seen him anywhere lately?
Me: *Shakes head, sitting beside him* Nope...
*News alert comes on*
News dude: This just in!! A blond, half naked boy between the ages of sixteen and eighteen has just been spotted running down the street with a grey tabbycat on his head...witnesses say it was shocking, disturbing, and extremely hilarious. Here's the footage one of our newsfilmers captured of the alleged boy...
*Yami Marik runs across the screen, cat still on his head, in nothing but his underwear, screaming "GET IT THE F*** OFF ME!!!" *
News dude: The boy has apparently just now leapt into a local river, and refuses to come out. the cat is unharmed, and has apparently wandered off to it's owner's home.
*Cat randomly wanders in and leaps on to Marik's lap, purring*
Me: Good kitty. Gooood kitty^^ *Pets the purring cat*
Marik: I don't want to know. O_O

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