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Birthday
• 1991-07-29
Gender
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Female
Location
• The Shadow Realm or Silent Hill, maybe even Raccoon City...depends on my mood...
Member Since
• 2004-01-29
Occupation
• Student, Rare Hunter, second in command of the Nightmare, Marik's WIFE!!!!
Real Name
• Laura Ishtar
Personal
Achievements
• MARRYING MARIK ISHTAR!!!!, a whole lot of academic awards, owning the Winged Dragon of Ra
Anime Fan Since
• Now that I think of it, maybe since Sonic The Hedgehog came out, since I've been playing them since the Genesis came out...(I still have it; god, I'm a freak...) But I didn't know what Anime was until Pokemon...
Favorite Anime
• Yu-Gi-Oh!, Resident Evil (Kinda counts...),Megas XLR (It counts to me LOL), Rave Master, Pokemon, Sonic The Hedgehog, Naruto, Hikaru No Go, Megaman NT Warrior, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, and a growing interest in DBZ and DBGT....
Goals
• Cartoonist or writer, to meet the band Rush, some other private things...
Hobbies
• Music, drawing, thinking, writing, poetry, eating, loving Marik, drawing and writing "odd" things.....
Talents
• Dueling, thinking of violent ways to torture people (But not doing them) , sending minds to the Shadow Realm, laughing evilly.....basically annoying people. I am VERY annoying in person.
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Sunday, February 27, 2005
Marik's Rant
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*Shakes head* Why me...why does she put googly eyes on me...oh, it's me, Marik. Hullo. *Waves unenthusiastacally*
I have been given charge of the computer for the night...mostly to keep any Yaoi-loving people with spikey hair who look like me away...*Glares at Yami Marik* But anyway...I'm gonna be killed for this...but, I've been thinking--SHUT UP, THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!--as I was saying, I've been thinking--I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!! Excuse me for a moment...
*From other room: "What did I tell you I'd do? What??"
"The...no...not the broom...Marik, please...we can talk this over, just NO--NO PUT IT DOWN!!! PLEASE, I--OW!!! NO, STOP, I--GAAAAHHHH, STOP!!! OW! OWOWOWOW!!! GAAAH, NOT THE BROOM!!!" *
.....teach him to insult me when I have a broom...anyways, where was I? Oh, yes. I remember. The question that's been bugging me for about a week now:
Why do we eat?
I mean, if you didn't have to eat, and you didn't know that any of it tasted good, would you honestly go out and buy food, when you could go buy stuff with all the money you spend on food??We wouldn't be trying to sell Yami Marik's deadly object collection right now to pay bills if we didn't have to buy food...I can think of all the things I could buy with that money...
MARIK'S LIST OF THINGS HE'D BUY WITH FOOD MONEY
1. A Porsche. Because I could. If I didn't have to eat.
2. More hair gel and eyeliner. Can never have enough of that with a certain someone around...
3. Earplugs. I don't need to hear the things I do at night...nor do I want to. This conversation never happened, you didn't hear anything.
4. Anything and everything you could buy for a mototcycle. Mmmmm, leather seat cover...
5. Australia. I always wanted a country of my own. Send my dark side there to be tortured by kangaroos and koala bears. Mwahahaha.
6. A very small, very quiet, escape-proof cage. I think you know who for. STOP TOUCHING ME!!! *Holds up broom; Yami Marik runs out door and is immediately attacked by the cat*
I think you get my point.
Plus, it's pointless. We buy food. We eat it. And what do we have to show for it?? A pile of shit. That you flush and never see again. And what's that brown smelly crap used for? Fertilizer. It can't be used for much else. I mean, it's not like you can power your car with it, or pay for stuff with it!! Just imagine driving up to a gas station:
"Hey, car's low on shit, I think we should fill it up before it stalls...hmmm, how much, now? About 5 piles worth should do it...keep the corn..."
...well, maybe it's better off we don't use it for that. But still, I think next time I go to the store, I'll walk up to the guy at the counter and say:
"Excuse me, I'd like to rent some food."
Because that's what we do with it. We don't keep it forever. We just eat it and..."process" it for nature to enjoy. Yum. STOP TOUCHING ME!!!! MR. FLUFFUMS!!!
*A loud cat "Reeeeerw!!!" and much screaming is heard*
*Smirk* I love that cat.
And now, you know why I don't post here. maybe I'll make my own site someday...but not now, because SOMEONE WON'T STOP TOUCHING ME!!!! Broom.
"BROOM!!! O_O!!!" *Runs; cat attacks him again*
Well, now to sit here and watch my dark side get tormented by a cat. Yessss.
Peace out.
Marik
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