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Saturday, March 5, 2005


   Randomnezz and Gary Coleman
Well, it's official. Our house has become a sanctuary for nutcases. Yami Marik invited Yami Bakura over -_____-
Yami Marik: *Playing with Rubix cube* What?? he invited himself, it wasn't me!! << >>
Marik: I saw you call him. -__-
Yami Marik: Shut up, fool!! You want that damn cat after me again?? *Rubs arms, which are covered entirely in bandages*
Marik: *Smirk* You're lucky, he's locked in my room...
Yami Marik: Hmmmm....
Marik: BUT I CAN STILL LET HIM OUT. *Evil grin*
Yami Marik: Okay, I called him!!! >_<
Marik: Any minute now, he said he'd be here...time to go hide...*Walks away*
Yami Marik: He's late, he said--*BANG!!! Front door explodes*
Yami Bakura: Knock knock. *Smirk*
Me: Oh, joy, two psychopaths to cater to...
Yami Bakura: *Shakes head* You poor thing...and for a month yet...
Me: A MONTH???? O_O
Yami Bakura: I suppose Marik forgot to mention that I was staying here...
Yami Marik: Oops. *Grin*
Me: I'm...going to....go hide...now...MARIK!!!! *Runs upstairs*
Yami Bakura: *Looks around* You said there'd be bodies to mutilate...
Yami Marik: They're upstairs now...you scared them off...
Yami Bakura: Well, let's go, then!! WOULD YOU PUT THAT THING DOWN!!! >_<
Yami Marik: *Clings to Rubix cube* My cube!!! >_<
Yami Bakura: *Ring shines; cube explodes* Your dust.
Yami Marik: Fine. -____-
*The two head upstairs*

Marik: *Leans up against door* I think I hear footsteps...
Me: *Playing with action figures* Hey!! You have Mr. T!! And Gary Coleman!! And Judge Judy--with battle armor!!! "Die, Mr. T!!!!" Boom!! "What you talkin' 'bout, Judge Judy??" (My friend made up Judge Judy with battle armor <<)
Marik: Would you stooooop!!! >_<
Mr. Fluffums: Mrooowr!!! *Hisses at door*
Marik: He's coming!!! O_O
Me: LOCK THE DOOR!!!
Marik: *Locks the door* TO THE CLOSET!!! *Leaps into closet, followed by me and Mr. Fluffums*
Me: "No, Judge Judy, don't do it!!" "I order you to stop complaining!!" "No, don't--!!" KABOOOOM!!! "Nooooo, Gary Colemannnn!!!! I pity you, Judge Judy!!! Graaaah!!!" "Oh, noooo!!!"
Marik: *Takes action figures and smashes them* -_________-
Me: Awwww, you broke Mr. T. V_V OMG, PHIL COLLINS!!! YOU HAVE PHIL COLLINS!!!
Marik: *Smashes Phil Collins* You have got some serious problems. Sssh, they're trying to get in...

Yami Bakura: Move and let me do it...you obviously don't know how to smash down a door...
Yami Marik: Blah blah blah...*Holds hand in front of face and pretends to smush Bakura's head*
Yami Bakura: *Ring shines; door blows off it's hinges* What are you doing, Marik?
Yami Marik: *Still trying to smush Bakura's head* Oh, nothing...
Yami Bakura: I'll rip your hand off and feed it to you if you don't stop.
Yami Marik: Try me. *Yami Bakura approaches him, grinning* OKAY OKAY!!! Fine, god...
Yami Bakura: That's what I thought...now...*steps into room, followed by Yami Marik* There's no one in here...
Yami Marik: Wow, lookit all the action figures...Steve Irwin...Ccaptain Picard...Johnny Depp...look, it's you, Bakura!!! *Takes Bakura action figure down and starts smushing it's head*
Yami Bakura: GIVE ME THAT, YOU INSOLENT FOOL!!!! *Takes action figure and throws it out the window* Stupid thing...
Yami Marik: You're no fun...heyyy, a Marik one...maybe it's like a voodoo doll...*Poke; a loud "HEY!!" comes from the closet* Hmmm...

Marik: By god, he's found the voodoo doll O_O
Me: Is that bad? *Hugs Mr. Fluffums*
Marik: Only if he--O_O NEHHHHHHH!!!! DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!! >_<
Me: Oo I want that figure...
Marik: Not...HELPING...!!!! >_<
*Door slams open; Yami Bakura
stands over them* Hello.
Marik: Neh. It's Kura!!!
Me: KURAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! ^^
Yami Bakura: Stop the shouting!!! I know it's me!!! >_< I've come to kill you both!!!
Yami Marik: Hey, Marik, what if I take it's pants off--
Marik: *Stands up* NO!!! *Pants drop* -_________________________-
Me: Oh. My. God. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *Rolls on the floor, laughing*
Yami Bakura: This...is disturbing...*Gets out camera*
Yami Marik:
Awwww, little heart boxers!!! What if I take those off, too...? Oh...
Marik: >///////<
Yami Bakura: *CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK*
Me: *Laughing so hard it hurts*
Yami Marik: I'm keeping this one. *Grin*
Marik: *Sits down and curls up in a ball* My life is officially over. *Sucks thumb*
Yami Bakura: *CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK...*

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