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Thursday, March 18, 2004


   Welcome to McMarik's
*Drags Marik to McDonald's*
Me: C'mon! You'll like it!
Marik: But there's PEOPLE here....!
*After a loooooooong wait in line, he "intimidates" his way to the front, laughing maniacally at the now lifeless, mindless bodies lying behind him*
Me: You could've just asked y'know...
Marik: This was more fun...*Evil smirk*
*Shoves him to the counter, where a pimply kid asks him what he wants*
Me: C'mon, get some food!
Marik: I don't eat...food...
Me: DO IT!!!!!
Marik: Fine...*Turns to the kid* I'll have...*Peers around the counter at the employees frying french fries*...some of those...lukewarm greaseworms...that you call...food...
Kid: That'll be $9.50.
Marik: *Holds up the Millenium Rod* I already paid...
Kid: *Blank look like a zombie* You already paid...
Marik: *Smirks*
Me: HEY!!!!! *Whacks him* Lay off on the Mind Control!!!!!
Marik: *Wheels around angrily* YOU DARE HIT ME, CHILD?????? I WILL CONTROL WHOEVER I WANT!!!!!!!
Me: *Timidly* okay...
*They go find a table, all the while dodging flying food, stepping around filthy napkins on the floor, and trying not to kill small children who run under their feet!!!!*
*Sits down* Now then...
Marik: *Stands there, staring at the seat* I am NOT sitting there.
Me: Why not?
Marik:Because that...thing...just got up from there...*Points to Ronald over with a bunch of kids at a party*
Me: So? It's just a clown.
Marik: That thing rivals even my looks...and it makes people happy...I KILL things when they make people happy....*Transforms the Millenium Rod into a dagger*
Me: Master...Marik...no...no, NO DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!!
Marik: If it was a mime...then I'd have trouble...mimes never die...they just walk against the wind....but this...*Laughs quietly, now right behind Ronald*...this is a clown...*Raises dagger*
Me: *Runs and drags him off again as Ronald turns around* Erm.....this is my...Acting Club teacher...yeah...he's rehearsing...yeah, that's it...rehearsing...O_o
Marik: *Glaring at me* Let me go...the clown must die!!!!!!!
Me: Shut UP! Ya wanna get us arrested?....or sent to the looney bin?...again...?
*Shoves him into a seat, upon which a Gothic teenage girl comes with our order*
Goth girl: *Not really caring what's goin on* here's your order-*Drops it on the table absentmindedly*-freak...
Marik: *Stands up* YOU DARE CALL ME A FREAK, YOU WEAK-MINDED FOOL??????
Girl: Whatever. *Walks off*
Me: *Looking around* Hmmm....sure is busy today....
Marik: *Sits down again, glaring at the girl as she shoves on her headphones and leans on the counter* Yes...people...*Looks around menacingly*...so many people...*Reaches into bag and pulls out some soggy, lukewarm French Fries; shoves them in his mouth, then gets up*...there, I ate, girl, now let's go. That clown is really...bothering me...but before we go, I must find the restroom...
*Ten minutes later, a crash is heard in the Men's room, and water seeps out from under the door*
Marik: *Through the door* INFERNAL TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!! STOP FLUSHING!!!!! OFF TO THE SHADOW REALM WITH YOU!!!!!!
*BANG!!!!!*
Me: 'O_o....
*Marik comes out muttering to himself, leaving behind a void of destruction where the bathroom was; they leave with the manager yelling obscenities at him*
Marik: So there is a place worse than the Shadow Realm...

^-^ M2112


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