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Birthday
• 1991-07-29
Gender
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Female
Location
• The Shadow Realm or Silent Hill, maybe even Raccoon City...depends on my mood...
Member Since
• 2004-01-29
Occupation
• Student, Rare Hunter, second in command of the Nightmare, Marik's WIFE!!!!
Real Name
• Laura Ishtar
Personal
Achievements
• MARRYING MARIK ISHTAR!!!!, a whole lot of academic awards, owning the Winged Dragon of Ra
Anime Fan Since
• Now that I think of it, maybe since Sonic The Hedgehog came out, since I've been playing them since the Genesis came out...(I still have it; god, I'm a freak...) But I didn't know what Anime was until Pokemon...
Favorite Anime
• Yu-Gi-Oh!, Resident Evil (Kinda counts...),Megas XLR (It counts to me LOL), Rave Master, Pokemon, Sonic The Hedgehog, Naruto, Hikaru No Go, Megaman NT Warrior, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, and a growing interest in DBZ and DBGT....
Goals
• Cartoonist or writer, to meet the band Rush, some other private things...
Hobbies
• Music, drawing, thinking, writing, poetry, eating, loving Marik, drawing and writing "odd" things.....
Talents
• Dueling, thinking of violent ways to torture people (But not doing them) , sending minds to the Shadow Realm, laughing evilly.....basically annoying people. I am VERY annoying in person.
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Saturday, April 3, 2004
Ozzy vs. Marik
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*Drags Marik to an Ozzy Osbourne concert*
Marik: *Fighting through lines; randomly sending fans to the Shadow Realm* This just isn't as much fun as blowing things up...
Me: Stop that! *Whacks him with concert program*
Marik: Ow! Your piece of paper will not stand up to the power of my Mill--*WHACK!!!!!*--
Me: SHUT UP!!!! You want people to recognize you, don't you? Because if you're relying on your appearance...lookit these people around you!!!!*Points to a guy at a beer stand* His hair's blue, pointy, 3 feet tall, and he just put out someone's eye with it--*Points to another guy*--that guy has so much metal in his face, he could open up his own chain of hardware stores...
*Points at a girl* She brought her pet, Dead Rat with her---and this guy--*Pulls a guy out of the crowd*--has more colors in his hair than Yugi, and has more tattoos on him than you have on your back!!!! IT AIN'T GONNA WORK!!!!!
Marik: *Looking around and smirking* I like these people...y'think that girl will give me her dead rat...?
*SMACK!!!*
Me: Stop that!!!! The show's gonna start!!!! *Shoves him to the front row seats she got* SIT!!!! *Shoves him into a seat*
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*Concert starts*
Marik: *Sends the opening band, NSync, to the Shadow Realm* They annoyed me.
Me: Thank you for that. *Pats his head; gets splinter of hair in finger*...(Quietly)...how much does he spend on hair gel in a week...?
*Ozzy comes out and starts into "Shot in the Dark"*
Marik: This is a definite improvement...does it get darker?...I like darker...
*Everyone cheers, Marik sends a few more of them to the Shadow Realm after one spills beer on him*
Marik: *Sits entranced by the dull lighting and fog*...It reminds me of home...except for the bubbles...*Looks over and notices Yugi in the seat next to him; throws him onstage, where Ozzy tries to bite his head off; a voice that sounds strangely like Yami Bakura protests,"Hey, that's my job!!!!"
*Ozzy breaks into a cover song--The Safe Auto Insurance theme*
(That was it...I couldn't control Marik anymore...)
Me: Oh, god, no....no, bad Marik, no! *Marik begins to climb onstage*...no! No, bad Marik, get back here! Sits back down and covers head* We're all gonna die.
Marik: *Security guard tries to stop him; Shadow Realm--need I say more?* Hey, you weak-minded fool that these people call "Ozzy"--WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, SINGING SUCH A HAPPY SONG?????? You die now.
Ozzy: *Calling offstage* SHARON!!!!! I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A (Beeping) BAD IDEA!!!!!
Marik: *Grabs his throat* ...you claim you're the Prince of Darkness...well, The Prince of Darkness DOESN'T HAVE BUBBLES. Trust me...I know...*Sends Ozzy to the Shadow Realm and hops offstage*
Marik: Let's go. There's no more show...
*Yugi creeping at their feet* ...h-help...me...I'm...dying...*Yami Bakura kicks him*
Yami Bakura: Well, die faster!!!!
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Meanwhile...
*Ozzy in the Shadow Realm*
Ozzy: *Looks around* SHARON!!!! I'M HOME!!!! THERE'S (BEEPING BEEPING) DOG (BEEP) ON THE (BEEPING) RUG AGAIN!!!!!.....it's so good to be home...
THE END?
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(There will be more to come as I think of them)
M2112
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