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Thursday, April 22, 2004


   Flashback
*In crappy Ford Escort on the way to the wedding; Marik is driving and running over random pedestrians and laughing maniacally*
Marik: *Yelling out window at a tailgater and flips him off* Take that, you weak-minded fool! *Points Mill. Rod out window and blows up tailgater* That was amusing.
Me: *Having fallen asleep long ago, has a dream about Marik*
(Flashbacky music)

*Right after Battle City*
Marik: *Not Yami Marik yet* I DON'T WANNA BE A TREE!!!!!
Me: Just hold still! I need this for our school play, okay? And I'm the tree, not you!
Marik: BUT I'M WEARING THE STUPID TREE OUTFIT!!!!!
Me: *Hemming the bottom of the "tree"* Just shut up! I'm sewing!
Marik: How the hell did I end up here, anyway? I was at the card shop and you just come running up and drag me around the entire city and say you're my girlfriend! God, people are weird these days!
Me: *Accidently stabs Marik with pin* Oops.
Marik: AAAAAAGH!!!!!! !@#$%^&*()!!!!!!!
Me: Sorry!!!!! *Tries to fix it*
Marik: Nononono!!!!! You'll make it worse!!!!!! AAAAAAAAGH!!!!! *Runs out in apartment hallway screaming, not noticing the tons of tennants watching a giant, white-haired, screaming tree run down the hallway*
Me: *Peers out door* Awwwww....that's so cute...

*Wakes up*
Me: What the $&^# was that???? That never happened!
Marik: Was it the tree thing again?
Me: *Nods*
Marik: *Sigh* (Thinking: Glad I wiped it from her memory...hehhehheh...*Tree comes into mind*) *Cringes and starts blowing up random cars parked along the street* DIE TREES!!!!!!
Me: Huh?
Marik: I mean cars! DIE CARS!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....haha...hehheh...*Stares at road intensely, hoping my memory doesn't suddenly jog*....trees...feh...
Me:???????

*Car approaches church...*
TO BE CONTINUED!
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HAHAHAHA!!!!! THOSE WORDS!!!!!! I HATE THOSE 3 WORDS!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

M2112

I feel weird today...

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