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Birthday
• 1991-07-29
Gender
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Female
Location
• The Shadow Realm or Silent Hill, maybe even Raccoon City...depends on my mood...
Member Since
• 2004-01-29
Occupation
• Student, Rare Hunter, second in command of the Nightmare, Marik's WIFE!!!!
Real Name
• Laura Ishtar
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Achievements
• MARRYING MARIK ISHTAR!!!!, a whole lot of academic awards, owning the Winged Dragon of Ra
Anime Fan Since
• Now that I think of it, maybe since Sonic The Hedgehog came out, since I've been playing them since the Genesis came out...(I still have it; god, I'm a freak...) But I didn't know what Anime was until Pokemon...
Favorite Anime
• Yu-Gi-Oh!, Resident Evil (Kinda counts...),Megas XLR (It counts to me LOL), Rave Master, Pokemon, Sonic The Hedgehog, Naruto, Hikaru No Go, Megaman NT Warrior, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, and a growing interest in DBZ and DBGT....
Goals
• Cartoonist or writer, to meet the band Rush, some other private things...
Hobbies
• Music, drawing, thinking, writing, poetry, eating, loving Marik, drawing and writing "odd" things.....
Talents
• Dueling, thinking of violent ways to torture people (But not doing them) , sending minds to the Shadow Realm, laughing evilly.....basically annoying people. I am VERY annoying in person.
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Wednesday, June 2, 2004
Chapter 3-How Much Trouble Could One Evil Psycopath Get In To...?
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*Me and Marik sit in an empty classroom after school, me sitting quietly, Marik leaning his chair back on 2 feet, his feet on the desk, throwing pencils into the drop ceiling and laughing evilly under his breath*
Marik: This is boring...I need something to vent my evil--er, anger on...do they have a soda machine or something...?
Me: *Points out door* In the hallway...just don't do what you did to that toilet at McDonald's....
Marik: *Lets chair down with a thud* What? You don't trust me...? *A hint of the glowy Mill. Eye thing appears on his forehead menacingly*
Me: O_o!!! Er, it's not that!!! It's just---*Marik starts laughing*--What???
Marik: *Points at me* You fool! You're so gullible!!! Why would I do anything to my wife, hm? I might end up in jail...again...
Me: Well, if you hadn't been doing that to the poor cat, then--
Marik: *Loudly changes the subject* I'M-GETTING-A-SODA-NOW...
Me: *Sigh* I just can't wait until I get old...(In mind:
Marik: "Honey, I can't take my pills!!! Get in here and jam 'em down my throat!!! And get this damn cat outta me way!!! Didn't it die yet????"
Me: "We got a new cat, dear!"
Marik: "When? What?? WHAT, SPEAK UP!!! SPEAK UP OR I'LL SEND YOU TO THE...oh, what's it called...that thing I used to send people to...the dark place....aw, forget it!!!! Me stories 'er on!!! Get outta me way, ya useless sack a' hair, ya cat!!!")
*Daydreamy look*
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*Meanwhile, Marik is trying to figure out the soda machine*
Marik: Takes ones, fives, and tens only....dammit! What do I do with this fifty??? Maybe if I put it in....*Puts it in, but machine spits it back out*....or if I...*Shoves it back in* Shove it in....*Spits it out again; Marik gets pissed*.....(in an annoyed tone) Or...jam it in....*Shoves it in harder and keeps his hand over the money slot; it backfires and starts on fire*...aw, ****!!!! You're a soda machine, you can't catch fire!!!! Aw, jeez....*Rolls eyes and looks around; grabs a fire extinguisher, but can't figure out how to use it*....****, man!!!! Why does this have to happen to me???? *Slams fire extinguisher against the wall; it explodes, putting out the fire, but also covering him in cold stuff and blasting him down the hallway, making the teacher come out to see what happenned...*
Teacher: Marik!!!! What have you done????
Marik: *In an almost sarcastic tone* Getting a soda, ma'am....
Teacher: *Almost loses it after seeing the hallway, covered in exploded soda cans and extinguisher stuff, and Marik gets up, half-smirking, and sprints away before the teacher can catch him*
Marik:...and that's just the beginning...hehhehhahahaAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*A familiar voice echoes down the hall* Hey! Leave me alone!!!I have a mind to--HEY!!! OW!!! Give me my Millennium Ring back!!!
Marik: *Blinks* Bakura...?
To Be Continued...
M2112
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