myOtaku.com: Masao Shinamuri

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Vitals

Birthday
• 1990-05-20
Gender
• Female
Location
• Where am I?
Member Since
• 2003-12-14
Occupation
• The Dominuce of the megadeuce Namida na Megami
Real Name
• Megami no Mizu

Personal

Achievements
• Good fan art, can identify most anime songs within 10 seconds, academic achievements ((yuk)), and......something else?
Anime Fan Since
• 2001
Favorite Anime
• One Piece, Shaman King, Inuyasha, Big O(yay!!!), Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the Shell, Witch Hunter Robin, Full Metal Alchemist, Cyborg 009, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho (uncut version - Yeah!), Rave Master, Fruits Basket,......((the list goes on and on))
Goals
• To learn how to speak Japanese and go to Japan before I graduate college
Hobbies
• Watching anime, reading manga, doing research about different aspects about samurai life
Talents
• Photographic memory

myOtaku.com: Masao Shinamuri

Friday, March 26, 2004

Here it is!
Here it is, what you've all been waiting 30 seconds for....my e-mail!

Recap of the otaku mafia...
Jen= aku oni (evil demon) Description: "Hiei is my
snuggle bunny"
Ashley= baka neko (stupid cat) Description: She really
is a stupid human (cat) Ashley: Hey! I really am smart
Jen: Yeah right, like your alter ego
Diane= hime (name changed from "noisy" to "princess")
Description: sweet but clueless
Allison= mizu (cold water) Description: Super
computer, but has no short-term memory "who am I
again?"
Missy= kobaka (I think that you know what that means)
Description: just like Ashley but smaller/quieter
Rachel= kitsu (fox(y)) Description: Diane: HAHAHAHA I
GOT FIRST CHAIR!!! Kitsu: I'm gonna beat your butt
next time.

*Mizu and Hime have a big argument that gets violent
about who's going to type. Mizu ends up winning.*
*Mizu is visiting makai from heaven, she's taking a
sightseeing tour. She meets up with Aku Oni, Hime,
Baka Neko, and Kobaka.*

*Aku Oni is stuck in an eternal pit chained to the
bottom with a really kawaii picture of Hiei that is
always just out of her reach*

Mizu: So what violent thing did you do this time, oni?
Oni: Got suspension at least 20 times a day *I set a
world record!* , killed all the preps at the school,
went into the next school and killed all their preps,
went to the high school and killed all THOSE preps,
put Kobaka in another coma, *list goes on and on for
infinity* *Mizu falls asleep at 490,444,118 things
wrong* *Oni stops*

*Hime is currently in makai by accident, she took a
wrong turn at the heavenly crossroads and got lost.
(Of course.)*

Hime: Wow, your list isn't quite as long as last time,
Oni!!
Oni: I've been good. I'll just have to try harder next
time.

*Kobaka finally wakes up from her previous coma (don't
worry, there will be more-Oni will take care of that)*

*Baka neko is in makai because she died of an extreme
sugar high from eating too much cake before redeeming
herself*

Baka neko: CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!

*Kitsu is in makai because she was the lawyer for Oni
when Oni was charged with her *infintesimal* crimes.
Not that she would have ended up in heaven anyway.*

Kitsu: Oni, I'm trying to get a picture of Hiei for
you!! But I found one! But then I left it in my pants
pocket....and I left it in my fire pit.........

Oni: &^$#(&*$@^@@@@###$$%@@%$#

*Baka neko, being on her extreme sugar high, from
eating too much cake (could you have guessed?),
decides to free Oni from her chains, and us, because
we are Baka neko's friends, join in the flee from the
Makai police*

*While we are fleeing, Oni sees Hiei (remember, her
snuggle bunny) with another really kawaii girl. (I bet
you can guess how it ends.) *censored for extreme
violence*
Kurama: Nerd violence.

Mizu: How'd you get in this insane fantasy?

Kurama: Hime willed me to with her electromagnetic
powers that she borrowed from Hanajima.

* in the background* Hime: Yay!! It worked!!

Mizu: You learn something new every day.

Hime: In your case, you learn ten things every day.

*censored for nerd violence*

*As for the results of Oni vs. Kawaii Girl, there is a
pile of ashes left on the ground where Kawaii Girl was
standing*

Mizu: You know Oni, you really didn't have to demolish
her to a pile of ashes. A corpse would have been just
fine.

*Hiei runs in fear away from Oni* * And Mizu gets hit
by Oni for writing that*

*Kobaka waddles over (she can't handle all these comas
without feeling a little woozy) and since Oni is still
in a rage after Hiei running away, Kobaka also becomes
a little pile of ashes.*

Mizu: Bye!! Stay tuned for our adventures in Makai on
the next e-mail of: the Otaku Mafia!!

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