Friday, July 7, 2006

What they should have...
Hey guys. Remeber when I said that I was a comedian?Well time to show you what I'made of! I think i wanna do some dialog changes.Let's change this very familiar line. "Luke I am your father" U know. The Darth Vader? Let's have some fun here shall we?

"Luke I am your homo-sexual father"

"Luke I am your sister" Luke- Eh?

"Luke I am your great great great great great great great...(3 hours later. Luke is sitting on the floor bored) great great great great great great granfather. I think i missed a couple. Guess I have to start over. Luke-NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Take's out light saber and kills his great great great great great great great great great............

"Luke I am your cousin who killed yout aunt who was my mother who did my father who came from you grand father yes u heard me your granfather. who did your uncle and your mother who did 233 male whores by the time she was 15 and her half sister who had a cousin who was twice removed that took her virginity and she got revenge by killing him and took care of his son and then the son did her daugther and had 12 kids who all became assasins so they ended up killing your grandfather then his wife went and killed the mother who did your mother who had her virginity stolen by her cousin who was twice removed when she was 15. So once she did that killed her and then had me twice for some reason i don't know. It doesn't even make sense I mean how can she have me twice then the one assasin who is your cousin 3 times removed came here and said I should kill you for some reason and she said I should say that I was your father which doesn't make sense because I am not your father so I thought I might as well tell you the truth."

"Luke I am your... Line."

*And now a special guest. Maury"

"Luke I am your mother. Wait... Yeah I think I'm your mother... Um...I need a DNA test. ( Maury come's out of nowehre with a sheet in his hand. Sarth Vader (coughs. He's a girl now right? So his name I mean her name is now Sarth Vader) and Luke are sitting next to him. In the case of Luke. Sarth Vader... You are his mother! Luke and Sarth get up from the chairs and hug each other."

" Woof woof woof woof woof" *Translation. Luke I am your dog*

" Luke... Look! *Luke turns . Darh Vader takes out light saber and kills him. While saying Luke it was just superman"

"Luke I am...*Takes of Mask* Master of Evil!"

That's all folks till next time. Thanks to Lady Jun and DjBigFat for helping me out. *I look to my right and for some reason they have look away and have anime swrat drops behind there heads.* * Um... Is anybody out there? Hello? hello.....hello..........hello...........................................................................
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