Thursday, December 23, 2004

Well This Is It...
Today is the last day before Christmas break. I leave at 4pm and I'm feeling terrible. I have the flu and don't know why I have come into work for the past 2 days. Ah well. Only 1 and a half hours left.

Ps. Some good news. The mental torturer who has made my life hell at work may lose her job in the new year due to mass complaints!!!! YAY!

MERRY BL**DY CHRISTMAS!
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Thursday, December 2, 2004

I never wanted to work in an office...
I always wanted to be a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they flo...

ok, maybe not. But I did think about joining the police or Army. Hell, even going on the game might be a better test of my sanity than working in this place!

Quote of the day: My take on the Gingerbread Man.
"Run, run as fast as you can, you'll probably catch me, I can't be bothered."
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Wednesday, December 1, 2004

Thank god I'm restrained...
They say it's wrong to hit a woman, and I agree.

However, I don't class my co-worker as one. More that she's an Amoeba on the sole of my shoe, I really felt like smacking her today. Let me rephrase that. Not smack. Punch. A good, solid, mind clearing punch that would teach her that her bullying policy at work is making me angry.

Still, I'm too nice to hit her. As I said before, it's wrong to hit a woman.

... maybe if I throw a brick at her...
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Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Well, this sucks...
I am now on my 3rd day of flu and I'm starting to miss work!

Life never seemed this complicated at school. I couldn't wait to skip school.

Ps. Gasara, I'm gonna have to email you that pic as I have a feeling it won't be accepted on the website for being a bit too risque...
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Thursday, November 18, 2004

I am tired...
So very tired. In the past 2 days I have had 4 hours sleep in total. 3 last night and 1 the night before due to a heavy migrane session. God I hate chocolate sometimes!

Rumours of my insanity have been greatly exaggerated. I am no longer angry as I have Half-Life 2 and enjoyed a relaxing spell of alien killing and soldier squibbing.

A big hello to Gasara, watch out for Phil, he may be a stalker. lol!
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Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Why does the world seem to want to gang up on me and play 'pile on'?
I am not angry today. I am f*@king furious! I hate bus drivers. I hate buses that take longer than expected to arrive. I hate standing in the cold knowing that whilst I am doing so, I miss out on my chance to buy Half Life 2 because the f*@king shop has shut when I turn up 1 f*@king minute late!

Phew, I'm glad that's off my chest. I was ready to put my hand through a car window earlier just because a guy looked at me kinda funny. It was only the one remaining sanity cell that held me back as if to say "no Iain, let it go, he's not worth it".

I've not been that angry for years. Not since my student days. I think I need a relaxing bath and a sanity releasing lie down.
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Monday, November 15, 2004

Well, the telling off took place at 10:15 this morning. I was actually praised and decided to tell myself off in front of them. What a pillock eh?

It was tense as the sales team started having a slanging match and I just sat there thinking "Christ, it looks like we're not gonna work together for much longer at this rate."

Now, I am on my lunch, but for the past 2 hours, I have been typing and filing till my fingers have caught fire. I have turned into the Human Torch and show no signs of stopping. 4 hours sleep, 2 pieces of work done. Another 5 pieces of heavy duty work to be done by this evening. Guess I'm gonna need to bring my sleeping bag in tomorrow.

Quote of the day: Timmy Mallett
"It's whackaday!"
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Sunday, November 14, 2004

   Doomsday Chronicals...
Well, in about 4 hours time, I have to get up for work. I'm tired, yet pensive. I know that in the morning, there will be a mass office b*ll*cking by the managers and, even though I'm supposed to be ok as I've actually done some work, I reckon I'm gonna get it in the neck as well because I am 'Mr Easy Target'.

I look at the sword in my room and think maybe it'd be easier than going to work. I can't even phone in sick as I have a misguided sense of duty to the company. Kind of makes me realise why I never wanted to go to work when I was a kid. I wish I had those days back now.

I guess I better try to get some sleep.
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Tuesday, November 9, 2004

I am a walking buffoon today, a real boob. Everything I've tried to do, I've spazzed. Try to take a phone call, forgot to pass on the message. Forgot to update the central database. Forgot to update the management diary. Kicked a chair leg off my chair by accident. I'm just praying I don't need to go to the toilet...

Quote of the day: Paul Daniels, Wizbit.
"Haha thisaway, haha thataway..."
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Friday, November 5, 2004

I've exhausted my brain...
Hello peeps. Well, this week is very wierd. I fell asleep for half a second at work on Wednesday, I managed to catch myself and get back to work. Thursday, I fell asleep for 1 whole second. I've been told I'm burning the candle at both ends but I have to. The crazy people who live upstairs tell me to.

Do they live upstairs? Sometimes they live downstairs. Depends if I'm doing a handstand I suppose. Crazy goodbyes and toodly pips.

Quote of the day: The Zutons.
"You will you won't, you do you don't, you say you will but you know you won't."
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