Friday, October 1, 2004

   Amazing how life works...
It's incredible. This morning I was Captain Depression, man of a thousand bored and crappy expressions. Now, after a very good job interview which does sound promising and getting to play with toys at work (hehe), I am Routinely Back to Normal Man!

Ps. Laura, I received your Gravitation DVD, I'll bring it in on Monday for you.

Pps. Laura, that bloody thing cost me £8.12 customs charge!!!!

Quote of the day: Eddie Murphy, Delerious.
"Harold Washington said 'f*ck it, and won! I know he's still sitting around going 'I really won the motherf*cker?!?"
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Thursday, September 30, 2004

Jobsearch
I shouldn't be typing this at the moment, I should be looking for work as I'm at this dodgy little jobsearch thingy, but b*llocks to that! I'm completely bored to tears, due to the fact that I've met my job quota and can't be bothered anymore.

Quote of the day: Terry, Time Gentlemen Please.
"A mouths a mouth!"
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Monday, September 27, 2004

TETSUO!!!!!
I finally have Akira on DVD! In all my years I never thought life could be as exquisite. The most money, the biggest house, the best job and all the popularity in the world could not eclipse the simple joy of clutching this DVD to my chest and cradling it like a new born child.

Quote of the day: Mr T, The A-Team.
"I ain't gettin' on no plane!"
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Saturday, September 25, 2004

Sodding relatives!
I thought that I'd get a lie in tomorrow, last day before voluntary work and all that. WRONG! So wrong in fact that I have to entertain my bloody Aunt and Uncle! They never want to come down to visit my family, otherwise I wouldn't mind. They come down because they want to see what stuff we have. Why don't they get their own f*"@ing lives?!?!

Quote of the day: A dream I had last night starring me.
Me: "I wonder what happens if I press this button?"
(Button pressed)
Unknown Voice: "You just had to press it didn't you? GUARDS!"
Me: "Oh b*"@%cks!"
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Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Agony in C Minor...
Well, I finally have an NTSC compatible telly in my room to watch my yank DVD's. HOORAY!

Unfortunately, it's hurt my back bringing it upstairs. BOO!

I have all this week off. HOORAY!

I start charity work next week. BOO!

How many more Boo - Hoorays can I do? I don't remember but I used to love reading them in the Playaway annual. I may have been 5 years old at the time but it still rules!

Quote of the day: Brian Cant, Playaway.
"Never mind the weather, get it together, the sun can shine and the rain can fall c'mon P.L.A.Y, Playaway way Playaway away Playaway way aplay play Playaway."
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Tuesday, September 21, 2004

I'm the king of the world!....
B*llocks! Some buggers usurped my crown! Ah, well, at least that tit DiCaprio died.

Sad news about Brian Clough, he was my number 2 alcoholic icon (No. 1 is George Best of course!)

Quote of the day: Me.
"Goodness knows where I got the infection, just tell me the cure!!"
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Sunday, September 19, 2004

Talk to the hand...
... because the face has been shredded in a bizzare lawnmower accident.
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Saturday, September 18, 2004

   Crayons make me happy...
Crayons, crayons, crayons, mmm...

Sorry, dunno what came over me then. Hello to all my adoring public, I think his name's Bernard. And hello to the rest of you of course.

Today is a normal one for me, just a slightly more moronic mood than normal but hey, I have normal days and I have sub-normal days. The sub-normal I believe outnumber the normal but who's counting?

Quote of the day: Kenneth Williams, Carry On Cleo.
"Infamy, infamy... they've all got it infamy!" (Classic)
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Wednesday, September 15, 2004

British Heart Foundation Is About To Get A Heart Attack...
I can't believe they want me there. Their funeral I guess. Good thing I suppose is that I finally get a good reference. No longer do I have to rely on that talentless tit Des. I'm glad I called him a c*@t!

Quote of the day: Me, when I was working.
(To Des)"You know what your problem is? Your a c*@t!"
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Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Well I Never!
I am now recuperating at home after being thoroughly hassled by hailstones. I believe it was Friedrich Nietzsche who said "Bloody hell that hurt!" Ah well, nobody said life was easy. It was nobby who said life was like a gigantic Ford Zephyr.

Quote of the day: William Shakespeare.
"I believe sir that you do me wrong. You have insulted my honour and there is only one thing for it. I challenge you to a light your farts contest!"
(I may have paraphrased)
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