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Monday, September 13, 2004
I think I've ruptured my spleen...
Well, today was wierd. I finally got my DVD player out of the family room and into my own bedroom! All it cost me was buying a DVD recorder for my folks!
So now, after playing musical chairs with half of my room just to fit it all in, I now control half the national grid and I need to pop this hernia back into place.
Quote of the day... Eddie Hitler, Bottom.
"What do you mean it's cr@p?! There's 8 bodies at the end and he gets to shag his mum!!"
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Saturday, September 11, 2004
A Milestone
Well, last night was call for celebration. I actually managed to say no and refused to go out and get drunk.
To celebrate, I stayed home and got slaughtered (I never said I was perfect).
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Back to (sub)normal...
Well, my brains dry spell has gone at last. It's now back to working at 5% capacity as it's supposed to. Now all I have to do is get one of those new fangled shock treatments and then it should run as well as a Volvo.
Quote of the day...
"Oh god my f@%!*%g head!!!"
Me, 7am this morning.
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Friday, September 10, 2004
Me thinks brain go slow...
Ever had one of those days when your brain shifts down a gear into "shambles" mode? You can't sign your name, remember what you're supposed to be doing. It's not even hangover related, I shook that off at 6 this morning.
Maybe I need to haggle a price on a new brain.
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Wednesday, September 8, 2004
Afternoon musings
I've been wondering about a great many things today. I think I need a cup of tea or something, maybe a lie down. Why do I never see Fu-Man-Chu style moustaches anymore?
Get me a kit kat.
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Tuesday, September 7, 2004
Howdo
Well, hello. Short and sweet eh?
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