Saturday, January 24, 2004

   MaxSonic VS James Part 2
James and MaxSonic are standing on a blimp, floating in the sky. On the blimp is a dualing platform. A crowd of people stand around the two, who are preparing to dual. Syk3 is in a cheerleading uniform, cheering.

"James, James, he's our guy! If he can't do it, then MaxSonic can!" He shouts.
"Is he cheering for me or for you, James?" MaxSonic asks.
"SHUT UP SYK3!" James yells, and throws a rock at Syk3. The rock hits Syk3 in the face, who falls over and slides off the side of the blimp. Charles walks out of the crowd of people.
"Oh my God, you killed Syk3! You bastard!" He exclaims.
"Lets get this show on the road, MaxSonic! You may have won the last battle, but this one I'll win!" says James.
"HaHaHaHaHa! You forget abaout my secret weapon!" MaxSonic shouts. He pulls out a Yami Yugi wig and puts it on.
"LET'S DUAL!" the two say simultainiously. Both dualists draw 5 cards. [J:2000][M:2000]
"I'll go first. I'll draw a card...and then I'll summon Anime Schoolgirl to the field, in attack mode!" He places the card down, and a cute schoolgirl appears.[At:1300] "Your turn, MaxSonic!"
MaxSonic smiles. "I'll summon this creature onto the field! Hentai Monster!" He places the card down, and a giant throbing octopus appears.[At:1600] "Attack that chick!" Then hentai monster approaches the Schoolgirl, wraps his tentacles around her, and-
[EDITED FOR CONTENT: Due to the graphic nature of this scene, we just edited it out.]
"My God, that was disgusting. I think I'm going to be sick." says James. [J:1700]
"Yeah, you're just... okay that was kinda disgusting. It's your turn now." Says MaxSonic.
James draws a card. "I'll set one magic card face down and then summon Busted Up Cyborg Chick, in defense mode!" The cyborg chick appears. Of course, she's busted up and half naked. [Df:1500}
"My turn! I'll attack your BUCC with my Hentai Monster! Go!" The monster appraoches the Cyborg. Suddenly, the face-down card flies up!
"It's my Porn-Blocker Trap Card!" yells James. The hentai monster explodes.
"NOOOOOO!!!" shreiks MaxSonic.
"Now it's my turn. I'll summon another monster face-down in defense mode! Go ahead, make my day." responds James.
MaxSonic hesitates. "I'll set one monster in defense mode. Now it's your turn, I guess."
"Good. I'll sacrafice both my cards to summon... Eva Unit 1! Bwahahahaha!"
I'll finish this later.

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Thursday, January 22, 2004

James VS MaxSonic Part 1 of 5
: In the Outback of Austrailia, the crocodile hunter James is on his computer.
--James: Crikey! MaxSonic's making fun of me again! Cheacky little bugger! That's it, I'm going to settle this once and for all!
: So James sets off to America, the home of MaxSonic. When he arrives in Reidsville, he sees him.
--James: Oy! I'm gonna fry you on me barbey ya little bugger!
--MaxSonic: Okay, the Australian jokes are getting old. Let's move onto something else.
--James: Thank GOD for that. I'm going to kick your ass!
--MaxSonic: Well, there's only 5 ways to settle this, and you know what the first is?
--James: Oh yeah!
: Out of nowhear the annoncer from G-Gundam appears.
--Annoncer: Let's get things started! Gundam fight all set, ready, GO!
Da da da da da!
--Annoncer: In this corner, we have James with his Gundam Maxter!
: The huge Gundam Maxter performs a few punches to show off.
--Crowd: Yay! Go James!
--Annoncer: And in this corner, we have MaxSonic with his GOD GUNDAM!
: God Gundam flies in. It's so shiny!
--Crowd: Oooh! Ahhh!
--James: Gundam Fight, ready!
--MaxSonic: GO!
: The two Gundams charge at each other. Maxter lets loose a fury of fists, but the fast God Gundam dodges. Meanwhile, Syk3 is selling food at a concession stand.
--Syk3: HotDogs, get your hotdogs!
: Maxter sticks out his leg and trips God Gundam, who falls over...right on top of Syk3!
--Charles: Oh my God! You killed Syk3! You bastards!
--James: That's it, MaxSonic. I'm going Hyper-Mode!
: The Maxter Gundam begins to glow gold. Bursts of energy shoot out from the Gundam.
--MaxSonic: Well I'm going Hyper too!
: The God Gundam also begins to glow. His wings fold out, and it's chest opens up.
--James: Let's finish this! This hand of mine ROARS!
--MaxSonic: It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
--James: Seizure-Inducing-Fist-Attack!
--MaxSonic: Seizure-Inducing-Hand-Attack!
: The rapidly flashing fist of Maxter Gundam and the rapidly flashing hand of God Gundam collide. The suits are locked together for a minuite...before God Gundam's hand rips thru Maxter Gundam's fist!
--James: NOOOO!!!
--MaxSonic: Now, EAT THIS!
: God Gundam grabs Maxter Gundam's face.
--James: The-Flashing-Hand...I'M HAVING A SEIZURRRRRE!!!!!!!
: Maxter Gundam begins to violently shake.
--Annoncer: The winner is... MAXSONIC!
: Adam walks out of the crowd.
--Adam: That's one point for MaxSonic. The next battle will be done...YuGiOh style!
--James: Since when was Adam here?
--MaxSonic: I thought you were having a seizure.
END PART ONE
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Wednesday, January 21, 2004

   A compalaint about James

A couple of questions?
Posted by MaxSonic on 01/19/04

I have a question and a comment about MyOtaku. First the question:
Am I allowed to put Emenim on my MyOtaku page? The music. Unedited.
And now the comment. Actually it's more of a bug report.
If you play a midi on MyOtaku, it cuts the sound down by about half. I don't know if it's just my computer, but midi reguarly works fine on Windows Media Player.
Oh, and I would have voted for Juuthena for best looking Otaku, had I not been banned 5 times.
*Stares at bag of cookies*
You gonna eat all those?
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Posted by James on 01/21/04

MaxSonic, you just spammed on my page. I would ask you to at least try and keep your comments relevant.

And don't make it sound like you're a victim because you were banned. lol You're lucky to be using myOtaku, so do not complain, my friend. ^_^

1) Make it sound like I'm a victum becauce I was banned? Emphasis on "banned 5 times". I was'nt making it sound like I was a victum. I know I was banned for a reason, so shut it.
2) While I'm on the subject of banning, I'd like to say that I have access to over 200 different computers, each with a different IP address. I could rejoin OtakuBoards if I wanted to, but I respect James enough not to. Although I don't think he has the same respect for me.
3)I was on topic. It was not spam. I was asking a few questions along with commenting on how you voted for Juuthena. It was realavant. So again, shut it.
4) Lucky to be on MyOtaku? As long as I don't do anything against your rules (which are'nt even written down) for MyOtaku, I can use it. What I'v done on Otaku Boards can't be used against me. So once again, shut it.
5) James, I really did look up to you before this. I thought of you as a friend. I was trying to tell you your site has a bug in it. But I guess you think that you're too good for me.
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Tuesday, January 20, 2004

I'm Pissed
I went to see the psychiatrist yesterday. He says I have two choices about school. Either I stay in home schooling or go to a different school. Here'a a message for him:

I think I'm going to beat the sh*t out of him the next time I see him. Then I'm just going back to school.
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Monday, January 19, 2004

   Sonic Adventure 3, Character Details

Nothing much to write today. James sucks. Um...I wonder what I should write. Mabey I'll edit this later. Yeah, I'll edit it later.

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Sunday, January 18, 2004

   My Failure
Okay, for the last few days I have'nt been doing anything serious on MyOtaku. Now that's about to change. This is a short story that really happened to me. Some of you heard in on OtakuBoards, but most of you have'nt.
A while back, in 8th grade, I met a girl named Jessica. I fell in love with her, and we became friends. Then in 9th grade, I told a friend (who was also a close friend of her's) how I felt about her, and he said I should tell her, and that he did'nt like her. Well, I wrote her a letter and got him to deliver it to her. She was neutral about it. However, not long after that, I found out that they were in a relationship. I decided to kill myself, but then my friend talked me out of it. So I decided to remain friends with Jessica for now...
Six months later, they had broken up. I decided to go after her again. But I was so determined, that I did'nt see things clearly. I began to follow her around and right her numerous letters. I started to talke about suicide, and I even got to the point where I'd cut myself with a staple to get her attention. Eventually, she got worried about it and told her mother. Her mother said not to go near me or talk to me. I tried sending Jessica and even her mom some letters, but they just made things worse. That was the end of my life as I knew it.
9 months have passed since she last talked to me. I cry all the time, and I hate myself. I have only one friend now, who is nowhere near as close as Jessica was to me. I'm seeing a psyciatrist, who dose'nt help. I'm on medications which do nothing. I can't stop thinking about Jessica. I just want to be her friend again. So why am I writing this? I know she dose'nt like anime, but mabey one of her friends dose or something. If you are reading this or know her, then I have this to say. I'm sorry. I know what I did was wrong. I treated you like crap, when in fact you ment more to me than anyone else ever has. I put so much pressure on you, and I just wish I could take it back. I'm sorry. I know I don't deserve a friend like you.

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Friday, January 16, 2004

Today is... PISS SOMEONE OFF DAY!!! Piss Someone Off Day is when we go to another person's MyOtaku and piss them off. Then, we tell them that it's piss someone off day. This probably won't be something we can continue for very long, so let's get started. Today's target is...QUEEN ASUKA! Reply to this if you see it Queen Asuka! You're the first one!

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Thursday, January 15, 2004

Now I'v got an idea.

I'v decided to change this page to become... SONIC ADVENTURE 3! Starting today I will be posting information about Sonic Adventure 3, a game idea for the GameCube and Dreamcast. Sonic Adventure 3 is similar to Sonic Adventure and Sonic Adventure 2 fused together. It contains Adventure Feilds and Multiple Characters, like in Sonic Adventure, and it has well designed stages and Chao Gardens like in Sonic Adventure 2. Here's the character list, with some information about the character included: Sonic: You know Sonic. His stages feature platformer action, including jumping, grinding, and speed. Tails: The Tails stages from SA are back, this time better than before. Tails stages are made up of flying and racing. A lot of the time you are trying to get to the end of the stage before someone else. Knuckles: Knuckles did'nt loose the Master Emerald again. But he's still searching for items. Use his gliding, climbing, and digging abilities to get around. Amy: Run, Amy, Run! Amy's back, and so is Zero. She's got to help Sonic out, and keep away from Zero. E-102 Gamma V2: Tails has rebuilt Gamma, even better than before. Use lock-on missiles, lasers, and high technology to blast thru stages. Shadow: Shadow's returned, but what are his intentions? Shadow has similar gameplay to Sonic, with jumping, running, and grinding taking up his time. Rouge: Rouge has teamed up with Knuckles to go treasure hunting. She can glide and climb too. Dr.Eggman: Bwahahahaha! Dr.Eggman's here to take over the world. He's in his EggMobile, armed with lasers, missiles, and hovering power. Will he succede in taking over the planet? MetalSonic: MetalSonic's on Dr.Eggman's side, and he's ready to take down Sonic. He can run, grind, hover, and more. Will he be able to take out Sonic?

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Wednesday, January 14, 2004

Reconstruction

No one seemed to comment on my DragonBall story, so I'v decided to use this page for a new Gundam story. I'll be doing some editing and reconstruction on this site. Give me some time. PS: James, I'm using your page to help me figure out how to do tables.

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Sunday, August 31, 2003

Godforce Listings
Here is a list of the YuGiOh: Havoc of Godforce cards:
Havoc of Godforce
The ??? cards are cards not yet known.
# Name Symbol Type/Effect At/Df Stars Rarity
001 Godforce Knight Light Warrior/Effect 4000/4000 10*'s Hyper This card requires three sacrafices to Normal Summon. During each of your standby phases, you may discard one card from your hand to increace this monster's attack and defense by 500. During your opponent's turn, If they play a magic or trap card, you may discard one card from your hand to negate the effect and discard it.
002 Godforce Falcon Wind WingBeast/Effect 4000/4000 10*'s Hyper
Same effect as Godforce Knight
003 Godforce Dragon
004 Pharoh's Mummy Earth Fiend/Effect 2300/1100 6*'s Holo
Effect: While this card is in play, you may activate trap cards from your hand as if they were on the field. You must place them in an empty M/T spot on the field.
005 Sudden Death Dark Fiend/Flip 500/500 2*'s Silver
Flip: If your opponent flips this card within the first 3 turns it is set, do 4000 direct damage. After three turns, flip this card and do 4000 pionts of Direct damage to your LP.
006 Ancient Force Dark Fiend/Effect 3000/0 6*'s Holo
Effect:Sacrafice Ancient Jar to Special Summon this monster. While this card is in play, your opponent cannot play any magic cards. While this card is on the field, it cannot be attacked.
007 Shining Mirror Magic Normal Holo
Effect: When a magic, trap, or effect card of yours effects one player's monsters (excluding their hand or deck), the effect is played on an opponent's monster.
008 Black Widow Dark Insect/Flip 0/0 1* Holo
Flip: When this card is flipped, ignore damage calculations and equip it to the attacking monster. During your opponent's standby phase, do direct damage to your opponent equal to 1/2 the attack power of the equiped monster.
009 Shatter Chain Trap Counter Silver
Activate this card when your opponent attacks. The attacking monster is attatched to the monster it attacked as an equip card. Increace the equipped monster's At/Df by the amount the equipped card has. This effect lasts only 3 turns until the equip card is destroyed.
010 Powerfoce Ring Trap Continous Holo
Activate this card when your opponents summons or sets a monster card by tributing another monster. The monster summoned is unable to attack, activate it's effect, or change position. The monster's attack and defense is lowered by 500 points.
011 Snake Eyes Fire Reptile/Effect 1500/2000 5*'s Silver
Roll 2 dice. Increace this monster's attack power by 100 times the # on the die.
012 Dice Summon Magic Normal Normal
Sacrafice one monster to play this card. Roll a die. If you roll a one, you recieve 500 points of direct damage and this card is returned to your hand. If you roll 2-6 you may take one monster from your fusion deck that requires the # you rolled to summon it and special summon it to the field.
013 Dice Fighter Dark Warrior/Special 1800/2000 5*'s Normal
(Dice Summon: Roll 2) The lowest dice summon.
014 Dice Soldier Dark Warrior/Special 2300/2000 6*'s Normal
(Dice Summon: Roll 3) A slightly stronger dice summon.
015 Dice Warrior Dark Warrior/Special 2700/2300 7*'s Silver
(Dice Summon: Roll 4) An above average dice summon.
016 Dice Champion Dark Warrior/Special 3100/2800 8*'s Holo
(Dice Summon: Roll 5) A powerful dice summon, but not the strongest.
017 ??? Dark Warrior/Special ???/???
(Dice Summon: Roll 6) ???
018 Negate Effect Trap/Equip Silver
When you equip this card to a monster, ignore it's effect until two full turns later.
019 RedEyesSupremeDragon Dark Dragon/Fusion 3500/2800 9*'s Holo
(Redeyesblackdragon+RedeyesBlackDragon)
020 Tidal Wave Magic Silver
You may only play this card if Umi is on the field. When you play this card, all Fire element monsters are destroyed. In addition, the attack and defense of all monsters excluding Water element monsters are cut in half. All equip cards are destroyed. Electric monster are uneffected by this card.
21 Torpedo Trap Silver
You can only play this card if Umi is on the field. During battle phase, you may play this card and allow one monster to directly attack your opponent's LP.
22 Water Flow Machine Magic/Continuous Holo
You can only play this if Umi is on the field. The effects of any of your cards equiped to a water element monster also effects all of your other water element monster. The monsters are considered to be equiped with the card also.
23 Dragon Slayer Fire Warrior/Effect 2000/1900 6*'s Holo
Effect: When this card attacks or is atttacked by a dragon monster, the dragon's attack and defense become 0.
24 Sword Master Wind Warrior 1800/1200 4*'s Normal
A powerful swordsman who wanders the land in search of new swords.
25 Human Cannonball Fire Warrior/Effect 2000/1800 6*'s Normal
Effect: When Catapult Turtle is face-up on the field, you may sacrafice this monster to cut your opponent's LP in half. Skip your next battle phase.
26 Dark Master Dark Warrior/Effect 2500/2000 7*'s Silver
Effect: This monster receives 300 more attack power for every Dark monster on the field.
27 MirrorBeetle Light Insect/Flip 300/200 2*'s Holo
Flip: When this card is flipped, you may activate any magic card from your hand as if it were the flip effect of this monster.
28 NightmareSythe Trap/Counter Holo
Counter: When your opponent attacks, you may activate the effect of this card. Destroy one of your opponent's monsters and do direct damage equal to 1/2 it's defense.
29 SupremeReaper Dark Feind/Effect 2200/2200 7*'s Silver
As long as this card is on the feild, Nightmare Sythe is returned face down after it is used.
30 FighterDragon Fire Dragon 1700/1400 4*'s Normal
A human-like dragon, it's an expert at martial arts.
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