Thursday, January 22, 2004

James VS MaxSonic Part 1 of 5
: In the Outback of Austrailia, the crocodile hunter James is on his computer.
--James: Crikey! MaxSonic's making fun of me again! Cheacky little bugger! That's it, I'm going to settle this once and for all!
: So James sets off to America, the home of MaxSonic. When he arrives in Reidsville, he sees him.
--James: Oy! I'm gonna fry you on me barbey ya little bugger!
--MaxSonic: Okay, the Australian jokes are getting old. Let's move onto something else.
--James: Thank GOD for that. I'm going to kick your ass!
--MaxSonic: Well, there's only 5 ways to settle this, and you know what the first is?
--James: Oh yeah!
: Out of nowhear the annoncer from G-Gundam appears.
--Annoncer: Let's get things started! Gundam fight all set, ready, GO!
Da da da da da!
--Annoncer: In this corner, we have James with his Gundam Maxter!
: The huge Gundam Maxter performs a few punches to show off.
--Crowd: Yay! Go James!
--Annoncer: And in this corner, we have MaxSonic with his GOD GUNDAM!
: God Gundam flies in. It's so shiny!
--Crowd: Oooh! Ahhh!
--James: Gundam Fight, ready!
--MaxSonic: GO!
: The two Gundams charge at each other. Maxter lets loose a fury of fists, but the fast God Gundam dodges. Meanwhile, Syk3 is selling food at a concession stand.
--Syk3: HotDogs, get your hotdogs!
: Maxter sticks out his leg and trips God Gundam, who falls over...right on top of Syk3!
--Charles: Oh my God! You killed Syk3! You bastards!
--James: That's it, MaxSonic. I'm going Hyper-Mode!
: The Maxter Gundam begins to glow gold. Bursts of energy shoot out from the Gundam.
--MaxSonic: Well I'm going Hyper too!
: The God Gundam also begins to glow. His wings fold out, and it's chest opens up.
--James: Let's finish this! This hand of mine ROARS!
--MaxSonic: It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
--James: Seizure-Inducing-Fist-Attack!
--MaxSonic: Seizure-Inducing-Hand-Attack!
: The rapidly flashing fist of Maxter Gundam and the rapidly flashing hand of God Gundam collide. The suits are locked together for a minuite...before God Gundam's hand rips thru Maxter Gundam's fist!
--James: NOOOO!!!
--MaxSonic: Now, EAT THIS!
: God Gundam grabs Maxter Gundam's face.
--James: The-Flashing-Hand...I'M HAVING A SEIZURRRRRE!!!!!!!
: Maxter Gundam begins to violently shake.
--Annoncer: The winner is... MAXSONIC!
: Adam walks out of the crowd.
--Adam: That's one point for MaxSonic. The next battle will be done...YuGiOh style!
--James: Since when was Adam here?
--MaxSonic: I thought you were having a seizure.
END PART ONE
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