Saturday, January 24, 2004

   MaxSonic VS James Part 2
James and MaxSonic are standing on a blimp, floating in the sky. On the blimp is a dualing platform. A crowd of people stand around the two, who are preparing to dual. Syk3 is in a cheerleading uniform, cheering.

"James, James, he's our guy! If he can't do it, then MaxSonic can!" He shouts.
"Is he cheering for me or for you, James?" MaxSonic asks.
"SHUT UP SYK3!" James yells, and throws a rock at Syk3. The rock hits Syk3 in the face, who falls over and slides off the side of the blimp. Charles walks out of the crowd of people.
"Oh my God, you killed Syk3! You bastard!" He exclaims.
"Lets get this show on the road, MaxSonic! You may have won the last battle, but this one I'll win!" says James.
"HaHaHaHaHa! You forget abaout my secret weapon!" MaxSonic shouts. He pulls out a Yami Yugi wig and puts it on.
"LET'S DUAL!" the two say simultainiously. Both dualists draw 5 cards. [J:2000][M:2000]
"I'll go first. I'll draw a card...and then I'll summon Anime Schoolgirl to the field, in attack mode!" He places the card down, and a cute schoolgirl appears.[At:1300] "Your turn, MaxSonic!"
MaxSonic smiles. "I'll summon this creature onto the field! Hentai Monster!" He places the card down, and a giant throbing octopus appears.[At:1600] "Attack that chick!" Then hentai monster approaches the Schoolgirl, wraps his tentacles around her, and-
[EDITED FOR CONTENT: Due to the graphic nature of this scene, we just edited it out.]
"My God, that was disgusting. I think I'm going to be sick." says James. [J:1700]
"Yeah, you're just... okay that was kinda disgusting. It's your turn now." Says MaxSonic.
James draws a card. "I'll set one magic card face down and then summon Busted Up Cyborg Chick, in defense mode!" The cyborg chick appears. Of course, she's busted up and half naked. [Df:1500}
"My turn! I'll attack your BUCC with my Hentai Monster! Go!" The monster appraoches the Cyborg. Suddenly, the face-down card flies up!
"It's my Porn-Blocker Trap Card!" yells James. The hentai monster explodes.
"NOOOOOO!!!" shreiks MaxSonic.
"Now it's my turn. I'll summon another monster face-down in defense mode! Go ahead, make my day." responds James.
MaxSonic hesitates. "I'll set one monster in defense mode. Now it's your turn, I guess."
"Good. I'll sacrafice both my cards to summon... Eva Unit 1! Bwahahahaha!"
I'll finish this later.

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