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Wednesday, September 14, 2005


   squeaky squeaky
Me: Hi, how are you today?

Voice In My Head: Oh, I'm fine thanx for asking. How bout you?

Me: I'm just dandy. Hey, I just saw a commercial for the new baby doll called "Amazing Amanda." I totally want one of those!

Voice In My Head: Really? Kewl, well, I've got a surprise for you!

Me: OOOHHH! I wonder what it could be!

*Voice gives Me an Amazing Amanda doll*

Voice In My Head: Here you go!

Me: Wow wee! An Amazing Amanda! This is nifty! Thanx Voice In My Head! You're the best!

Voice In My Head: Of course I'm the best! I'm the one who tells you what to do! C'mon, let's see what the Amazing Amanda does!

Me: OK!

*Grabs one of the toy foods that comes with the Amazing Amanda.*

Me: What do you want to eat for breakfeast Amanda?

Amazing Amanda: Anything you choose for me I'll love mommy!

Me:OK.
*Picks up toy cookie & "Feeds" it to Amanda.*

Amazing Amanda: Stupid Bitch! You don't eat cookies for breakfeast!

Voice In My Head: *GASP* Little girls shouldn't know such language! Now apologize to your mommy!

Amazing Amanda: Suck my d!ck bitch! I'll see mommy in Hell!

Me: You lil m**ther f*cker!
*takes bat and beats the Amazing Amanda into lil tiny pieces.*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


MORAL OF THIS STORY DON'T TRUST TV ADVERTISEMENTS!



I'm sorry if any other the language in this offends you, it's just a lil sample of my sick & twisted mind.


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