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Wednesday, October 12, 2005


   James & I..... parents!?!?! A strange incident with a baby...
everything you're about to read is true. Filled with real people, real problems, and real prostitutes. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!



Me: Hey James, what's up? Oh kewl! You got a baby-think-it-over in Home Ec?!?!?! Lucky!

*James is a friend from school who is freakin' crazy! We both have Home Ec & right now all the 8th graders get baby-think-it-overs to take care of for like 3 days, I don't get one yet since I'm in 7th grade, but James gets 1 'cuz he's in 8th.*

JAMES: Oh yeah. It f***in' sucks! It won't shut up!!! Last night it kept on waking me up & I'm getting ready to kill it!!!

ME: ....okay...... weirdo. Hey! I'm the father of Patrick & Alex's babies, can I be the father of yours?!?

*James looked at me funny*
JAMES: I'm not gay.

ME: Fine then! Can I be the mother!?!?

*James gave me an even funnier look*

JAMES: Whatever floats you're boat princess...

ME: Yay! What did you name it?

JAMES: Billiam Perrywickle Randolph XII.

*I got a confused look*
ME: WTF???? Is it a dude or a chick??!!??

*James yelled this. [he's really loud sometimes].*

JAMES: It's a freakin' girl! Her nick name is Elizabeth!!!

ME: Um... okay.... Wait... why the hell Billiam Perrywickle?!?!?

JAMES: 'Cuz it's a beautiful name! duh!

ME: 0.o

*after that we followed our friend Maegan home & then "Billiam started crying so we had to stay there for a lil while until "she" or as James calls her "it" stopped. Afterwords we saw my friend Chockte [most ppl call him Chocky 'cuz his names hard 2 pronounce.] Chocky decided to still "our" baby & it was creepy b/c James ran Chocky down & got "Billiam" back.*

ME: Omigoshness!!! James actually is a good parent!! Creepy!!!!







wasn't that interesting!?!?! Tune in next week when James gets a pubic hair!

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