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Thursday, July 15, 2004


A random ficlet thingy #1
Because I'm bored, I shall make up a random ficlet thingy. Yesh.

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Me: *singing Sephiroth's theme song*

Sephiroth: Why the hell are you singing MY theme song?

Me: Because I love the almighty and great and powerful and sexy Sephiroth-sama!

Sephiroth: ¬_¬ Well, at least you didn't call me 'Sephy'.

Me: You know, I put a 'y' on the end of all the other FFVII characters' names, and they don't seem to mind. Like, Cloudy and Vincy and Zacky and ... oh, that's it. ^_^;; But since you are Sephiroth, and since I don't want to drastically cut my life short, I call you Sephiroth-sama.

Cloud: *walks in* I, Cloud Strife, have a confession to make. I thought I was my former lover for half the game. There. Now I am no longer in denial, but I am still a delusional druggie. Wait, no, that is in the whacked-up fic called 'Final Fantasy 7: My Version'. Nevermind. *walks off*

Me: ... Okay ... That was interesting ...

Sephiroth: *has gone to find his mummy, Jenova, as he is a momma's boy*

Me: Ugh. Now I'm all alone.

Anzu: Alone? No one should ever be alone!

Me: Aaah! It's Anzu! The friendship freak! Dammit, where's my WMD (Weapon of Mass Destruction)?

Anzu: *singing* Everybody needs friends!

Me: *pulls a random torture item from Hammer Space* Heh. DOWN WITH MAZAKI!!

Anzu: ...? Huh?

Me: *uses the random torture item on Anzu* Yes, now she is dead! AGAIN! Let's see ... how many times does that make her dead, again? *checks a list* Ah, yes. Too many to count. But now I'm alone again. Damn.

Jounouchi: *come running in*

Me: *stares confusedly at him* Jounouchi, why are you here? You NEVER come to see me.

Jounouchi: I'm hungry. And I ate everything Seto had ...

Me: Oh my God, Jounouchi ... Well, I don't have money, OR food.

Jounouchi: Some owner you are!

Me: EXCUSE ME?! *whispers something into Jou's ear*

Jounouchi: OH! That. Yeah, that was pretty good. But, honestly, Seto is better. *runs off*

Me: *glares and fumes* Well, looks like I'm alone ... AGAIN. Oh well. I shall go find something to do. *cough*yeahright*cough* This concludes my random ficlet thingy. If you have read this far, congrats. And The End.

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