Monday, July 2, 2007

   BEWARE!!! The Following is a Rant...If I offend you, who cares?

Ok, so emo kids...Tell me something: What is so fun about going around thinking life sucks? If you'd stop cutting long enough to get your butt out of the house and go do something, you'd discover a world of funness! You all make me SICK!!! What is the point of walking around moping!? THERE IS NO POINT!!! I'm also tired of everyone that thinks that just because you wear black and chains that you are: emo, goth, punk, or SATANIC!!! Take my parents for example: if they see anyone wearing all black and chains, they automatically say "Satan worshiper!" Back when I was in 9th grade, my little brother opened his mouth to my mom that I wanted to be "goth". That was not true. I only wanted to wear what I wanted. My mom automatically thought I wanted to be a Satanist! I love Jesus! Why would I worship his enemy!? Ok, here's a doozy: my parents think that if I read manga, I'm on dope. They think that if I draw manga-style characters, I'm on dope. The last time they caught me with manga, my dad threatened to make me take a drug test! He asked me repeatedly, "Are you on dope?" HE EVEN SAID HE'D THROW ME OUT IF HE FOUND MANGA IN MY POSSESSION AGAIN!!! Then, there's my cousin, KK. Lately, she's been so stuck up her boyfriend's butt, she won't even LOOK at anyone else! How stupid is that!? Me and Brandy got to talking about it a couple weeks ago. Brandy's dad thinks that KK believes that if she doesn't give Shane all her attention, he will dump her. I wish he WOULD dump her, just so she'd quit being so stuck up! I know it's mean, but who cares? She's MY cousin, and I think it would be good for her. And don't suggest talking to her. I already tried that... Well, now that THAT'S out of my system, here's my weekend for you... Me, Aaron, and Mantha went to the mall Saturday. I got a new swimsuit. It's a very dark green bikini, with light pink trim and a light pink design on one breast and the butt. No, it's not a thong. I know better! I also got the awesomest shorts! They're blue and come to my knees. They're like a t-shirt material, and they're SO comfortable! Mantha got a pair of the same shorts in a reddish orange color. She also got a pair of grey shorts. The other thing I got was a new pair of chucks. They're lowtops, and they're the original black, having the white toe and side. Yes, this was all for Pensacola! We leave Sunday night. We're driving...Yesterday, it was Canada Day. Our youth pastor is Canadian, so we learned about the meaning of the word eh. We also learned some phrases like, "Take off, ya hoser!" and, "Hey, c'mon, eh, hoser!" "Hoser" could mean either "good friend" or "idiot". We also learned that Canada's "civil war" was a bar fight that lasted less than an hour and was started by a drunken (and maybe insane?) William Lyon McKenzie, and the only guy arrested and hanged was an American mercenary who slept in and came just in time to get caught... Here's my inner child! What Does Your Inner Child Look Like? by Keera Username Astorlogical Sign Age Hair Color Eye Color What you inner child looks like What she likes to do the most Run around Well, see you hosers later, eh? ¤~Excel ¤~~If you understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette? I just spilled my bowl of poutine," you might be Canadian~~¤

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