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Monday, April 30, 2007


   † RaNdOm ThOuGhTs ThAt WeNt ThRoUgH My HeAd †

*singing* Somebody hates me, Some-bo-dy hates me, Somebody hates me--, And I hate so-mebody too! *looks up, assumes defensive stance, & gives tribal yell* Translation: Who are you?! *suddenly happy* Wanna hear a story? This one time, there was a fish! He got a hook in his mouth! *jumps at imagined noise* What was that? Oh well! Back to the cookie! I found it on the ground! It was a squirrelly flavor! *gives an odd yelp* Shh! I'm hiding! *crouches down* They think I'm crazy...Crazy?! I'm not crazy! I was crazy once! They put me in this little white box and I lived in that box and I died in that box and they buried me where the wild flowers grow REEEEEEEEALLLYYY tall and tickle me like crazy! *snaps to attention* Sir, yes sir! The enemy will be obliterated! They cannot escape me! I am the terror that lurks in the night! I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red! VICTORY SCREEEEEECH!!!! OLOOLOOLOO!!!!! *pulls out imaginary sword* They shall face the wrath of my soul cutter! Arise, Sakuraneko! Dance the deadly waltz, sing the song of your immortal soul, weep for their impending doom! *runs off singing Vash's "Genocide" song* Total slaughter! Total slaughter! I won't leave a single man alive! Ladidadidie! Genocide! Ladidadidud! An ocean of blood! Let's begin the killing time!

Flashies of DOOOOOOM!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Awww! Don't you feel special now?



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