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Tuesday, December 21, 2004


   Cristmas Carols ^-^
:::Here are some kitty christmas carols i found:::

Deck the Hawls^-^

Deck the hawls with tails of mousies!
Tra lala la la lala lala
Tis the seesun to eat Pouncies
Tra lala la la lala lala...

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On the twelfth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me...
twelve toys from Macys
eleven mice a running
balls of yarn all tangled
nine frogs aleaping
eight dogs on leashes
seven pounds of catnip
six cans of sardines
five ... litter ... pans
four strutting birds
three quarts milk
two chicken breasts
and a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.


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:::for this is my favorite ^-^:::

'Twas the Night before Xmas
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
and tore him apart --
Ate his mousey intestines
and chewed up his heart.
Kitty thought he heard sleighbells,
which made him take pause --
He stopped daintilly licking
the blood from his claws.
"Must be Santa," thought Kitty
(that quite clever cat)
" 'Cuz no one else climbs down
the chimney like that."
Indeed it was ol' Santa
so jolly and fat
With a huge load of presents
and all for the cat!
"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball
and shed some more fur.



LoL ^-^ find more at http://www.blakjak.demon.co.uk/cat_xmas.htm#topten

funny shit

laters




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