Birthday • 1990-06-08 Gender •
Male Location • this one is in Texas Member Since • 2005-03-10 Occupation • Real Name • you can call me ,,stranger,,,,
Personal
Achievements • Is being Irish an achievment? Anime Fan Since • 1995 Favorite Anime • CowBoy-BeBop,,,full metal, inuyasha, dragonball,z,gt ,, trigun, yyh ,,peace-maker,, kenshin and gungrave Goals • to be a full blooded Battosai,,,,MUWAHAHAHAH Hobbies • cooking ,surfing(the ocean not the net) , playing games and sword fighting,,, Talents • speaking some japanese ,,sword fighting,,,,and some other stuff that you will never know
myOtaku.com: metal-inuyasha
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me,i don't have much time
buuut. i just looked at some-thnig. and as it turns out..i have been on theotaku for more then a year now o_O
lol..and..umm..yeah. thats all i have to say
me,sorry about not getting to post in like....a year. Lol....any-whoooo. The good news is. Im not dead..bad news..I don’t know when I will be able to get back on this site
I just have a lot going on. And a lot that im thinking about. So it makes it hard to get on. Talking to people and all that....any-ways..im going to try and work on some fan art. And I will let you know if I get it up.............and now....Mr. “RIPPER” will tell some jokes
JOKES BY ~ JACK THE RIPPER
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,
"Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
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Do you know the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
One less drunk!
me,AHHHHHHHHH
im to sleepy to be up
and..i need to post more
so im sorry that i don't
and im sorry about not getting to any sites
not that i don't want to
but like i said
i just don't get the time
and im not even sure when i will get to post next
soooo..i hope you all are doing ok ^_^
RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY
1#BUZZZzzzzzzzzZZzzZZzz?
2#,are you the man in the hat with a bat and a cat?
me,just letting you all know im not dead....yet!...and im sorry about not getting on very much. or getting to any sites...all i have time to do is look at some Pm's from time to time. and post when i can...but this isn't going to be to good of a post. *meaning not fun and or funny*. i was just posting to well...post
me,sorry for not posting in some time. but i have alot that im doing right now. and not every-thnig is "great". so it makes it a little harder to get on. or even get to any sites....any-who. im not going to put alot of stuff in this post *jokes . pic's and so on*. but i will try to next time
me,sorry for not posting in some time. but i have alot that im doing right now. and not every-thnig is "great". so it makes it a little harder to get on. or even get to any sites....any-who. im not going to put alot of stuff in this post *jokes . pic's and so on*. but i will try to next time
me,ok.....I will try and get to some sites if I have the time.
But if I don’t get to you. Im sorry..oh”.
And im sure you all know scar by now..wellll. He had to go out for a little. So to take his spot. It will be...a zombie!
zombie,,im not just any zombie..im the worlds only TALKING zombie^_^
me,wow...cool..
any-who. Im going to change some thnigs
in my post. Let me know if you like them
JOKES BY ~ JACK THE RIPPER
There were three explorers, hiking through
what is now known as Canada.
"You know," said one of the explorers,
"we should name this place we're hiking through."
"I know," said the second explorer. "We'll
each pick a letter and then make a name out
of that."
"Okay," said the third,
"I'll go first. C, eh."
"N, eh."
"D, eh." And that's how they named Canada
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Love's a sensation caused by temptation,
a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the
population of the next generation.
Do you understand my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?
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What Not To Say To A Cop
"1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't on.
3. Aren't you the guy from the village people?
4. Hey you must have been going 125mph just to keep up with me.
5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop.
6. Bad cop! No donut!
7. You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you?
8. I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high school.
9. I pay your salary.
10. That's terrific, the last guy only gave me a warning also.
11. Is that a 9mm? It's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
12. What do you mean, have I been drinking? You're a trained specialist.
13. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
14. By the looks of that gut, I bet I can outrun you.
15. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
16. Is it true people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
17. I was trying to keep up with traffic.
18. Yes, I know there are no other cars around—that's how far they are ahead of me.
19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
a riddle by Frankenstein
You're driving a bus that is leaving on a trip from Pennsylvania and ending in New York. To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop, 2 people get off and 2 people get on. At the next bus stop, 12 people get on and 16 people get off. At the next bus stop, 5 people get on and 3 people get off. Question: What color are the bus driver's eyes?
Metal-Inu,,hey every one..sorry about not posting..and NO. i wasn't dead..but..this isn't going to be to good of a post..in other words..nothnig funny..i just wanted to say im sorry for not getting to your sites. and if you don't want to talk to me i will understand...and the last thnig i will say is this..if you even want to come to my site any more. then you should come back next time i post. im going the change thnigs some. and add some-thnig new..so. i just wanted to say that...see ya
ok. ok..seeing as how i didn't give you any-thnig fun or funny..i will just do the random questions
Scar,,Hey people..well...I don’t know what happened
to the Metal-inu..he might be dead..or
he might be up in that tree..but that
would mean he has not had any food in
like..4 days or some-thing..huh...well...
just posting to let you know I will
kill you all,,and..ummm...have a good day.....WOW. I don’t say that alot..
I don’t think in my time on FullMetal
Alchemist. I ever got to say that..
JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED
This guy goes to a psychiatrist.
The doctor shows him an inkblot and
asks him what it looks like.
"A naked woman."
He shows him another inkblot and
asks him the same question.
"A naked woman on a bed."
"You're a sick pervert!" the
psychiatrist exclaims.
"I'm not the pervert. You keep
showing me all these filthy pictures!"
have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time
*scar did some-thnig with Frankenstein, and now no one can find him*
Scar,,the metal-inu
might be out for some time,he went mad
in his head and now will not come out
of a tre,,so until he gets back,
I will do his post for him, now don’t
go thinking I will be all crazy like
that guy, if your luck, you might get ONE joke, and if I want to, then you might get a
pic of the day, now im not to big on
words, so I will be moving on
JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a
camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me
what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells
me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn
is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it
seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone
has stolen our tent."
have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time
*scar did some-thnig with Frankenstein, and now no one can find him*
