Monday, January 23, 2006

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me,sorry about not posting in like, 4 days or some-thnig,, I hope you will forgive me,,, and also im sorry if I didn’t get to any ones site,,I didn’t have the time to Scar,,I have killed a lot in 4 days,,so im happy me,thats good for you,,but im not all that happy,,, just a little happy, , any-who, this one had a some what good day, and my weekend was good, Saturday was maybe the best day of the week,,, BLAH TO EVERY OTHER DAY CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED _Yo mama''s so fat, she dont need the Internet - she's already world wide. ________________________ How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalog ________________________ A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, he starts swinging his dog around. Upset by this, the manager of the store demanded to know what he was doing. The blind man calmly replied, "I'm just lookin' around ________________________ There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would treat her nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her, and 3) would be good in bed. Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you." "Yes, but are you good in bed?" "How do you think I rang the doorbell?" have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time you know what makes me mad,,,, NOT HAVING A FREE HAT RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# whaaaaa? 2#,,who are you, and why do you look like a tree 3#,,are you going to kill me? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

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me,sorry if I didn’t get to your sites,,but my comp is messed up right now, and it takes forever to do any-thing Scar,,huh,,,so thats why your so slow,,,and to thnik I called you mentally retarded me, I didn’t say I was aslo,,I said my comp is,,,so I don’t have a lot of time for talking, I just want you to know if I don’t get to your sites, its because my comp isn’t working CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first boy came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?'' "No," the farmer said. The second boy came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?'' "No." The third boy came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.'' The farmer shot Chuck __________ A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he asks. "I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he is dialing, his 4-year old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor. ''You bastard," says the husband. " My wife is having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!" have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time The Pope walked into a car dealership one day to buy a car. A young salesman came out just as soon as the Pope walked onto the lot. ''Hello, can I help you?'' ''Yes, I'm looking for a car to drive to the Vatican.'' ''We have a wide selection, as you can see. As soon as you find one you like, come get me.'' So the Pope looked around and found a really nice sports car. The Pope didn't have his checkbook, so he said he would come back the next day to buy the car. The next day he came back and the car had pieces cut out all over the place. ''What did you do to my car?!'' the Pope yelled. ''I was just trying to make it holy for you.'' RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1#HUG? 2#,are you trying to kill that book ? 3#,,WHHHHHAAAZZZZZZZZ? PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

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me,I like cream soda,, lol ^_^ Scar,,im sure you do me, AHHHH, I didn’t get to see the new FMA,,,NOOOOO, but,, thats ok,,any-who, not a lot of time for me to talk, just leting you all know im not dead,,,,yet CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried. When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD...” __________ You're so stupid, you put a quarter in a parking meter and started shouting, “Hey! Where's my gumball!?” have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target. RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1#Cream Soda? 2#,PB&J? 3#,,how what who what? PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Sunday, January 15, 2006

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me,AHHH, I forgot to make time to get to sites,, AHHH,,I will try and do that right now,,but I migh not get to all of them Scar,, *comes back with only one arm*,,im back me, hmmm, didn’t he have 2 arms the last time we talked,,hmmm,,,, any-who,,today this one went on a bike ride,,YAAAA,,,, SUPER-NOVA ,,I like that word,,and,,,,that was randomm,,YAAAA ^_^ CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED .A man is in court for murder and the judge says, ''You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.'' Then a voice at the back of the court says, ''You bastard.'' The judge continues, ''You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a hammer.'' Again the voice at the back of the court says, ''You bastard.'' The judge says, ''Now, we cannot have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! What is the problem?'' The man at the back of the court says, ''Fifteen years I lived next door to that bastard and everytime I asked to borrow a hammer he said he never had one!'' __________ What's green and red, and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender __________ There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher. Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers. When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..." have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time Q: How many musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, two, one, two, three, four! RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1#TaCo? 2#,Taco hat? 3#,,are you going to kill that tree now? PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Saturday, January 14, 2006

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me,hey all,,,sorry if I didn’t get to your sites the other day,, but I didn’t have a lot of time,,,,annnnd,,I don’t have a lot of time now,, so I cant talk alot Scar,, *out killing* me,all I will say is,,, HAVE A GOOD WEEK-END,,,and,,ummm,, HAPPY NEW YEAR,, I mean,,,HAPPY HAT DAY CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED A man asked a blonde what she thought about blonde jokes. She replied, ''I think they are good but they might be offensive to some mexicans." __________ A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man. "I don't have any money for food, " the poor man replied. "Oh, please come to my house!" "But sir, I have a wife and four children..." "Bring them along! " the rich man said. They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in." The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!" __________ have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below) How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above) RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# book? 2#,who has my car that I don’t have yet? 3#,,are you crazy,,BUWAHAHAH? PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Thursday, January 12, 2006

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me,hey all,,,hmmm, I think scar said some-thnig like he posted for me,,hmm, im not to sure,,, all I know is I didn’t get time to post the other day, so scar said he would do it,,,, and if he said he was going to kill you,, im sure he didn’t mean it^_^, Scar,,if I say I will kill you, ,then im going to kill you me,okkk,, sure,,any-who,,im working on a request fan art right now,, but I cant tell any of you what its of yet,,or how long it might take,,BUWHAAHAHA ^_^,,ok,,well,,I need to go to the "book/music/candy/every thing cool", store now,,,so,,I will be moving on, CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No. _________________________ A Crazy Pirate walks in to the bar, with a hook hand, eye patch, talking parrot, and a a big boat steering wheel around his waist. The bartender asks 'Are you crazy, what is that wheel doing on your belt" To which the pirate replies, "Yaaar, it's drivin' me nuts!" have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you created me and all of this beautiful garden and all of these amazing animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." "Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a man, Lord?" "Man will be a flawed creature, with many wreteched traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But... he'll be bigger, stronger, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll make him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly." "Sounds wonderful!" says Eve, " but what's the catch, Lord?" Well... you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring... So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret... You know, woman to woman." RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1#Batman is bewing killed by catman? 2#,FatMan? 3#,,HatMan? PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

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Scar,the Metal-inu one is out today,,so i will be doing his post for him,,first off,,he wanted me to tell all of you, that he has a new fan art up, and you all need to go look at it,,,well,, you don't NEED to,,but he said if you don't, then i can hunt you down,,,ok,,lets se,,ummm, im not good with words,,and im not to random like Metal-inu,, so for today, all you get in one Joke, and the pic of the day JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been blind since birth. The two animals then forgot about the collision and began commiserating concerning the problems of being blind. The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never been able to see his reflection in the water, and for that reason did not know exactly what he looked like, or even what he was. The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they could help each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from head to toe, and then try to describe what the other animal was. The snake agreed, and started by winding himself around the rabbit. After a few moments, he announced, "You've got very soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny rabbit!" The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity, and proceeded to return the favor to the snake. After feeling about the snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted, "Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue. I think you're a lawyer!" PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

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me,ok,, today I got to site,,but,,, I know I didn’t really give you all a good comment,,but,,, like I keep saying,, I don’t have time for that,, I have a lot of thnig to do,,and if I need to go to more then 40 site, it would take to much time,,, so if you get a small fast comment from me, try not to get mad,,,its not that I don’t want to give you good comments and look at your post,, I just cant do all that with the time I have Scar,,if I was you, I would have the time,,HA me,if you are me,,then who would I be ???,,any-who,, ,I don’t have a lot of time for talking right now,,,,BUT,,,,I will do my best and try to get my fan art up,,I know I said I was going to, and I didn’t do it yet, ,but I didn’t get around to it, CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas? A: Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party. _________________________ One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems O.K. but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again, she seems O.K. but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask. "It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart." have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven. A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff." The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie." St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: "this is heaven and, up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed." RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1#cat? 2#,even more cats? 3#,,even more cats then that? PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Monday, January 9, 2006

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me,ok,, frist I will start by saying,,,im sorry about not geting to your sites,,or posting the other day,,but im not geting as much time as I was, so I don’t get to do as much,,,any-who,, ,how is all today Scar,,im sure they are good, ,but the better question is,, how do they want me to kill them me,welllll,,I think they don’t want you to kill them at all o_O,,but who knows,, maybe they do,,,,,, ok, moving on,,, this one had a some what good day,, but I didn’t do a lot, just go to the book store, and thats about it,,but Saturday was a good day,,I did more things then I have time to talk about,, and also I got to see FullMetal Alchemsit,,YAAAAAAAA,^_^ CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED What's the difference between a Harley Davidson motorcycle and a vacuum cleaner? You can fit two dirt bags on a Harley _________________________ A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me what's wrong?" The doctor replied, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts!" have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each. Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could. RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# DID YOU GET THAT HAT I SENT YOU? 2#,HOW MANY TIMES MUST I KILL YOU? 3#,,do you want in my Zombie rock band? PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Saturday, January 7, 2006

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me,I have a zombie army,, but what I don’t have is a zombie rock band,, IT WILL RULE YOU ALL,,,, im not sure how zombies will have a band,, BUT I WILL FIND I WAY Scar,,sure you will,, I mean,,,not me,so,,,howis all today,,good,,, good,,,,AHHHHHHH,,, YOUR GOING TO KILL ME,, hmm, or maybe that was a cat,,any-who,, IM BORED,, and crazy,, so im TRIPPIE HIPPIE,, I mean,,,, CAT ok, I cant think of any-thnig to talk about,,so I will show you some new pics of me CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!" So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other. "Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!" "You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says. "Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?" "50 cents." _________________________ One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age." The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try. "Pull down your pants, " she says. He doesn't understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old." "That's amazing," the man says. "How did you know?" "You told me yesterday." have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied. "What are their names?" he asked. "David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered. "They're all named David?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?" "Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'David,' and they all come running in." "And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?" "I just say, 'David, come eat your dinner', " she answered. "But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked. "Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!" RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# 23 or 1? 2#,CAT? 3#,,AHHHHHHHHHHH,,or,,MUWAHAHAHA? I don’t know if I used this pic or not,,, but I think its funny ^_^ PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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