Friday, January 6, 2006

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me,hey every one,, how might you be,, as for me,,wellllz, im not as bored as I was,,but I am bored some,,AHHHHHHH Scar,,are you going to go “AHHHH” all the time me,maybe, maybe not,, BUWAHAHA, oh”, and sorry about not getting the fan art up, I just didn’t get around to it, thats all,,, sooooo,,ummmm,,, RUNS,, *runs off into a tree* CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED There was an old lady and her dog who lived on the coast. Every day she and the dog would take a stroll along the beach. One day she stumbled across a bottle. She rubbed the bottle and a genie popped out, who said “You have three wishes.” The old granny said “I want a million dollars.” Within moments, she was sitting on a pile of cash. Then she said, “I want my old house to become a mansion.” Immediately, her house became a palace. Then she made her last wish: “I want to become a beautiful young lady and my dog to be my handsome young husband.” “Done,” the genie said and, as the lady and her dog were transformed, the genie disappeared. The woman took her things and went home. Then she hopped into bed and took her new, handsome husband with her. Then he turned to her and said, “Now aren't you thrilled you had me neutered?” _________________________ Yo' mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides ___________________________ In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. "I think I'm the smartest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. "I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The blonde goes up. "I think--" "POOF!" have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? "Would you like fries with that?" RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1#HAZZHA? 2#,word up yo? 3#,,did Inuyasha just try and kill that hippie O_o And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Thursday, January 5, 2006

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me,sorry if I didn’t get to your sites , but I didn’t have a lot of time to,,I don’t even have a lot of time right now,,, Scar,,in the end,,we will all have time me,you might be right,,but it isn’t the end,,its right now,,,and right now I don’t have time,,,so I will be moving on CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED Q: How does a redneck take a bubblebath? A: He farts in a puddle. _________________________ A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?" The man said, "No dear." The woman said, "I'm sure you would." So the man said, "Okay, I would" Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so." Then the woman asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the man replied, "No, she's left handed ___________________________ Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch, and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee, and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three motorcycles pulled up outside. The bikers came in, and one grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger out of his hand and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word. He simply got up, paid the cashier, and left. When he was gone, other motorcyclists snickered to one another and congratulated each other on being so "bad". As the cashier walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, "He ain't much of a man, is he?" "He's not much of a driver, either," the cashier replied. "He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1#are you, bad,,,,good,,,or,,,a tree?- 2#,WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING TO EAT ME 3#,,BLAHasjhajsjhghgfhgh? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Tuesday, January 3, 2006

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me,BUWAHHAHA, I know have a site account thing on Myspace,,BUWAHAHA any-who, you can go to it if you want, but you need to be one of my friends if you want to see what my site profile thnig looks like,,,,this is the link THE SITE Scar,,wow,,great for you,,BUT WHO HAS MY HAT me, what the,,,you have a hat,,wow, I didn’t know that,,any-who,,I have thnigs to do,,and not a lot of time,,so moving on CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating _________________________ “Answering Machine Messages” “Hi, this is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money. “Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep. “Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you? “Hello! If you leave a message, I"ll call you soon. If you leave a sexy message, I'll call sooner. “Hi, John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.... Please speak very slowly while I write down the message and I'll stick it to myself with one of these magnets. “This is not an answering machine-this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call. “Hello, you've reached Jim and Carol. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Carol likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time no pic for today,,,but did you know im a dead zombie,,a lot of people don’t know that about me,,,me ,,I Frankenstein -_- RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1#sususususus? 2#,did that hippie kill you yet? 3#,,did I kill you yet ? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Monday, January 2, 2006

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me,hey all,,sorry about not doing a real post the other day,,but I didn’t get the time,,any-who,,Happy New Year,,,,,,,,,,I think,,,,hmmmmm,,yup,,so,,how is all today Scar,,*on a day off for New Years* me,ok,,ummmm, I don’t really have a lot to talk about,,and I am some what bored,,,but,,,,,I am almost done with my fan art,,so thats good CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED You might be a redneck if you think a woman who is ''out of your league'' bowls on a different night! _________________________ Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate 10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.'' 9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern. 8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!'' 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....'' 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?'' 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.''' have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# SnjAUSN? 2#,,free HAt,,or free cat? 3#,,Key? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Sunday, January 1, 2006

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this is not a post,,its just me saying Happy New Year,,i will do a real post when i can,, so make sure you come back for it and before i go, i will show you a funny pic Happy Anew Year every one ^_^ DON"T CLICK THIS

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Saturday, December 31, 2005

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me,hey all,,welllz, im working on some fan art, so I will try and get that up at some time,,oh”, and im sorry if I didn’t gt to your site today,,but,,well,,,,,,I DIDN”T GET TO THEM FOR I DIDN”T HAVE TIME,,AHHHHHHH Scar,,I have time,,time to kill that is me, ok,,sure,,well, before I start talking, I must ask peole to go to this site the site its not the site I asked people to go to before,,it’s a site SOME ONE, made, and I said I would ask people to go to it,,SO GO,,BUWAHAHA,,any-who, how is all today,,as for me,,im good,,some what bored, but good,,,and, well, I didin’t do a lot today,,but tomorrow, I think I am doing some thnigs,,so BLAH CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving _________________________ A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole. I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too. As soon as I finished milkin'' him again he knocked down the bucket with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt. As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain ________________________ A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular butcher, John absent so he asks the manager, "Where's John?" The manager tells the man that John was fired because he was found sticking his dick in the meat slicer" Then the man asked, "Where is the meat slicer now?" The butcher then replied, "I fired her too." have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# Popeys? 2#,, Free hat? 3#,, free zombie hat? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Friday, December 30, 2005

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me,sorry about not posting the other day,,but well,,I didn’t really want to,,,and,,ummmm,,yup,,,so,,how is every one today, Scar,,time to kill me, good luck,,ok,,well, I cant think of any-thnig to talk about,,so I will be moving on CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED The O.J. Murder Trial" by Dr.Seuss did not kill my lovely wife. I did not slash her with a knife. I did not bonk her on the head. I did not know that she was dead. I stayed at home that fateful night. I took a cab, then took a flight. The bag I had was just for me. My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be. When I came home I had a gash. My hand was cut from broken glass. I cut my hand on broken glass. A broken glass did cause that gash. I have nothing, nothing to hide. My friend, he took me for a ride. Did you take this person's life? Did you do it with a knife? I did not do it with a knife. I did not, could not kill my wife. I did not do this awful crime. I could not, would not anytime. Did you hit her from above? Did you drop this bloody glove? I did not hit her from above. I cannot even wear that glove. I did not do it with a knife. I did not, could not kill my wife. I did not do this awful crime. I could not, would not, not anytime. And now I'm free, I can return To my house for which I yearn. And to my family whom I love. Hey now I'm free -- Give back my glove!! _________________________ Your butt is so big, you have more crack than a drug dealer ________________________ Lesser Known Fad Diets The South Beach [Boys] Diet - Week 1 - Eat interesting and unique food nobody has heard of before. Week 2 - Take tons of drugs along with the food you were eating. Week 3 - Stop the diet. Week 4 - Start the diet again, but only eat more bland versions of the food you used to eat. The Palindrome Diet - Only eat foods that can be spelled the same way forwards and backwards. Star Rats and Bird Rib can be tasty snacks while fruits and vegetables are no-no''s. The Angry Goth Diet - Eat shit and die. The Toddler Diet - Just eat toddlers. The CASH CUBE! Diet - Place food on the bottom of THE CASH CUBE! Turn the machine on and watch your dinner spin quickly around you for 20 seconds. Whatever you can grab, you can eat! The [Hot Landing] Zone Diet - Eat a few quick bites en route to the target in your Huey. When you get there, run. have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# BLAH!!? 2#,,HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU NO KILLING MY ZOMBIEZ ? 3#,,WILL YOU GO WITH ME TO RULE THE HAT SHOP, oO And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

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me,ok,,on my crazy killer the other day, I said I didn’t know who it was,,but some of you didn’t really get what I was saying,,ok,,I know it’s some one cosplaying Spike from Cowboy Bebop,, I said, “I don’t know who it’s a pic of”, what I mean, is I don’t know the person doing the cosplay, not I don’t know who its cosplay of,,ok,,now that I said this,,,I will say this,,JOIN MY ARMY,,only some of the people are in it,,BUT I NEED MORE,,BUWAHAHA,,any-who, if you want in, this is a banner thnig you get for signing up *url for zombie army* http://tinypic.com/j93vk9.jpg Scar,,I will rule your zombie army at your right hand me,ummm, sorry, but I have a right hand person,,,and,,,,,its not you,,,,,ok, moving on,,YAAA, I have 4000 hits to my site,,and also, I got a fullmetal alchemist box set thnig today,so YAAA, but the first part of my day wasn’t to good, so I don’t have a lot to talk about oh”, and go to this site,,don’t ask why,,JUST GO o_O CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED *today you get pics for the jokes* _________________________ have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time New Years Resolutions 1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think. 4. Watch more TV. You've been missing some good stuff. 5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow. 6. Stop bringing lunch from home: Eat out more. 7. Get in a whole NEW rut! 8. Spend your summer vacation in Cyberspace. 9. Don't eat cloned meat. 10. Create loose ends. 11. Get more toys. 12. Get further in debt. 13. Don't believe politicians. 14. Break at least one traffic law. 15. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet. 16. Don't swim with piranhas or sharks. 17. Associate with even worse business clients. 18. Spread out priorities beyond ability to keep track of them. 19. Wait around for opportunity. 20. Focus on the faults of others. 21. Mope about faults. 22. Never make New Year's resolutions again. RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# in,,out,,or dead cat *IN* the tree *OUT* in the back 2#,,tsugiiuki? 3#,,WHATx3? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Tuesday, December 27, 2005

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me,THE TIME HAS COME,,,,ANY ONE THAT WANTS TO HELP ME AND MY UNDEAD ARMY OF ZOMBIE’Z, RULE THE WORLD,,,,SPEAK UP,,,thats right,,the world can now be yours,,just join the “metal inu army, of zombies*,,so,,,are you in o_O Scar,,sorry, but I cant be in,,but you should try asking all of the people on this site,,im sure some of them would love to help,,after all,,,why wouldn’t they help some one they don’t know,,why I ask you why me,ummm, I don’t know,,,but as I said,,if you want in my army of zombiez, now is a good time to get in ^_^,,,any-who, not a lot I cant talk about right now,,,wellll’z, I do have thnig to talk about, but not the time to talk in,,,any-who, I change my site, some, as in the BG,,I hope you like it,^^,,oh”, and on my “Total Visits”, thnig, I almost have 4000,,YAAAAA CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY lol, I don’t know who that is,,,but he looks funny to me ^_^ JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED 24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator. 1Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!" 11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. 24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. _________________________ have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time A little boy runs across this farmer who has a truckload of cow manure. The boy asks him what he is going to do with all that cow poop. The farmer tells the little boy, ''I'm taking it home to put on my strawberries.'' The little boy looks up at the farmer and says, ''I don't know where you come from, but where I come from we put cream and sugar on our strawberries.''' RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,WILL YOU JOIN MY ZOMBIE ARMY NOW o_O 2#,,are you sure your even a zombie? 3#,,WHAT? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Monday, December 26, 2005

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me, hey all,,,well, its Christmas night right now,,and I hope you all hade a good christmas,,,oh”, and I have a christmas pic of me,,,ok,,so it isn’t a christmas pic,,just me in a santa hat,,so you will look at it,,not you can if you want,,but YOU WILL LOOK AHAHAHAAH, I don’t know why. But I really like that pic,,no, no,,not like,,I LOVE IT,, Scar,,I cant kill today,,so im going out meyou better not be going out to kill,,,any-who, I don’t want to take a lot of time talking right now,,,but im sorry if I didn’t get to your sites today,,,but its Christmas, and I didn’t have a lot of time, *if its the day after christmas and your looking at this post, then you would thnik im crazy for saying its Christmas,,but for me im posting on Christmas night,,so it is Christmas*,, CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED How Santa REALLY, KNOWS you'd better watch out, You'd better not cry, You'd better not pout; I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is tapping Your phone. He's bugging your room, He's reading your mail, He's keeping a file And running a tail. Santa Claus is tapping Your phone. He hears you in the bedroom, Surveills you out of doors, And if that doesn't get the goods, Then he'll use provocateurs. So--you mustn't assume That you are secure. On Christmas Eve He'll kick in your door. Santa Claus is tapping Your phone. _________________________ have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time "Knock, knock Who’s there? Sorry, wrong door. Okay. Knock, knock Who’s there? Federal Express Federal Express who? I don’t know. I just deliver packages. Knock, knock Who’s there? Tom. Tom who? Tom Buchanan. Hi Tom. Knock knock Who’s there? Pizza delivery guy. Pizza delivery guy who? You ordered a pizza? Yes. I’m the guy delivering it. Great. Knock knock Who’s there? Susan. Susan who? Susan Caldwell. I’ll be right out, Susan. Knock, knock Who’s there. You might be a redneck if… you think tobacco is a vegetable. You might be a redneck if… you think tobacco is a vegetable who? I thought this was a redneck joke. Nope. It’s a knock, knock joke. Oops. Knock, knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who Don’t get so upset, crybaby! What? Ha! Ha! I made you say “boo-hoo” You’re a real idiot. That wasn’t necessary. RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,WHO,,THEEE HELLLL ARE YOU o_O 2#,, PEOPLE? 3#,,DEAD PEOPLE? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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