Saturday, December 24, 2005

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me, hey all,, whats up? Scar,,the sky,,thats whats up o_O meok, sure,,,any-who,,I don’t think I will get to post tomorrow,,SO COMMENT TODAY o_O,,as for why not,,,#1,,TV!!,,#2, it has some thing to do with Christmas!!,,,so,,if you don’t see a post from this one,,thats why,,oooookkk,,,im bored,,so how about a pic BUWAHAHAH,,its this one ^_^ CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED Bertha was worried about her husband George, so one day she took him to the doctor's. As the doctor called George in and looked him over, George began insisting, "There's nothing wrong with me. I know because God takes care of me." What do you mean?" asked the doctor. "Well," George responded, "when I go to the bathroom he turns the light on and off." The doctor decided he had better talk to both George and his wife, so he calls Bertha into the room and begins to explain, "George says God turns the light on and off for him when he goes to the bathroom. Is it true that --" "DAMMIT, George!" Bertha bursts out, "How many times do I have to tell you not to piss in the fridge?" _________________________ What do donkeys send out near Christmas? Mule-tide greetings have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time A guy just died and he's at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafin' through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy. St. Peter goes through the Book several times and furrows his brow "You know, I can't see that you ever did anything really bad in your life, but you never did anything really good either. If you can point to even one REALLY GOOD DEED -- you're in." The guy thinks for a moment. "Yeah, there was this one time when I was driving down the highway and saw a giant group of Biker Gang Rapists assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on and sure enough, there they were, about 50 of 'em ripping the clothes off this terrified young woman. Infuriated, I got out of my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked up to the leader of the gang, a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the Biker Gang Rapists formed a circle around me. So, I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Layed him out. Then I turned and yelled at the rest of them, 'Leave this poor innocent girl alone! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'" St. Peter, impressed, says, "Really? When did this happen?" "Oh, about two minutes ago." RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,did you just kill that tree with a hat? 2#,,BUG? 3#,,DEAD BUG? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Friday, December 23, 2005

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me,this isn’t going to be to long of a post I don’t think,,but,,who know Scar it better not be,,,we need to go hunt some more pimps with are new crossbow’s mei know, I know,,,any-who, I don’t have a lot to talk about,,so lets just move on CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED Christmas Song for the person with Multiple Personality’s Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality: We Three Queens Disoriented Are. Narcissism: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me! Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas. Paranoia: Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me. Mania: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town. Depression: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely. Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, then maybe I'll tell you why! Obsessive Compulsive: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock Suicidal: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Passive Aggressive: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (then took away). _________________________ Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..." His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!" have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year. Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it." But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining, he picks up his axe one day and heads out of the house. Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down so fast?" his son asks. "I didn't cut it down," the father replies. "I got it at a tree lot." "Then why did you bring an axe?" "Because I didn't want to pay." RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,Dr. Pepper? 2#,,more Dr.Pepper 3#,,did you get your free hat yet? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Thursday, December 22, 2005

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me, hey every one,,sorry if I didn’t get to all your sites, but when it gets around Christmas, I don’t have as much time to be on the comp,,,I might not even get to post on Christmas, or the night before,,I don’t know yet,,if I get the time to, then I might, but its more likly that I won’t,,any-who,,,time for scar to say some-thnig Scar,,I will say this one time,,and ONLY, one time,,,,DON”T, KILL CATS,,AND DON’T LOOK AT ME WITH YOUR HEAD ON YOUR BODY,,,next time you look at me, and I don’t like it,,I will kill you,,ALL OF YOU!! meok,,just have fun ^_^ CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED Christmas Italian Style t’was the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a gun unda my pilla. When up on da roof I heard somethin' pound, I sprung to da window, To scream, "YO! Keep it down!" When what to my Wonderin' eyes should appear, But da Don of all elfs, And eight friggin' reindeer! Wit' slicked back black hair, And a silk red suit, Don Santa wuz here, And he brought all da loot! Wit' a slap to dare snouts, And a yank on dare manes, He cursed and he shouted, And he called dem by name. "Yo Tony, Yo Frankie, Yo Vinny, Yo Vito, Ay Joey, Ay Paulie, Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!" As I drew out my gun And hid by da bed, He flew troo da winda And slapped me 'side da head. "What da hell you doin' Pullin' a gun on da Don? Now all you're gettin' is coal, You friggin' moron!" Den pointin' a fat finga Right unda my nose, He twisted his pinky ring, And up da chimney he rose. He sprang to his sleigh, Obscenities screamin', Away dey all flew, Before he troo dem a beatin' Den I heard him yell out, What I did least expect, "Merry Friggin' Christmas to all, And yous better show some respect!" _________________________ What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes! have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time What's the position to make ugly babies? Ask your parents. RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,are you dead,,or a tree? 2#,,BUT HOW? 3#,, inu what? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

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me, hey every one,,good news, (*good for me that is *), after a long time, I have gotten all my Christmas shopping done,,YAAAAA,,,any-who, I don’t have a lot to say right now, but I think scar wanted to say some-thing Scar,,on this day don’t forget what Christmas is all about, being with family and celebrating the birth of Christ,, for if you forget this,,,I will come to your home, grab your head, and kill you with my 2 hands of God O_o meooooookkkk, ,thanks for saying that ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I think o_O CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED What do you call a dirty old man who lives in a box? Your dad _________________________ You better watch out You better not kill You better not steal I'm telling you why Battousai is coming to town. . He's bringing his sword and using it twice Gonna find out who's naughty or nice Battousai is coming to town. He'll kill you when you're sleeping He'll kill when you're awake He'll see when you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake. __________________________ ''Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'' ''That's entirely possible. Our cook used to be a tailor. have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because if he came in your kids window, people might think he’s a child molester RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,are you going to help me hunt pimps with a crossbow? 2#,, WHAT!? 3#,,WHY ARE YOU EATING ME O_O? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

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me,hey all,,are you bored like me,,or am I just crazy o_O Scar,,your crazy,,should I kill you? me,,ummmmmmm,,noooo,,thats ok o_O,,but,,knowing you,,you will try and kill me in my sleep or when I am hunting pimps with a crossbow oO,,sooooooooo whats up with every one as for me welllllll I might go do some-thing today but im not sure,,I cant always think of some-thing to do,,sooooo,,BLAH! Well’z,,,,,moving on CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED .+:Homework Excuses:+. I was at a rally last night demanding better pay and conditions for our hardworking teachers. The aliens took it back to Betelgeuse as an example of fine Earth literature. I discovered I'm allergic to pencils and pens. The headmaster called me while I was doing it and I couldn't get off the phone till way past my bed time. I left my brain in my locker last night. It's against my religion to do homework. I was being followed on the way to school by spies so I had to eat it to avoid it falling into enemy hands. My dog ate it, then my science project ate my dog. I can't do homework for medical reasons, it makes me sick. Isn't homework considered to be a "cruel and unusual punishment"? Hitler burnt my books. I forgot to remember. I'm motivationaly challenged. I spent the entire night working on it, but I just wasn't proud of it, so I'm going to work on it again tonight. My mother forgot to do it. It spontaneously combusted...nearly burned our whole house down. Fortunately everyone except the goldfish managed to escape. Poor Skippy. You see, I was doing my homework outside when a U.F.O. landed in the field next to my house and a little man came out and I felt he needed a gift because he had come so far and so I gave it to him, honest. I was about to do it, and then, well, I just got to thinking about how much you look like Sharon Stone... My mom mailed it to Russia by mistake _________________________ "They call me 'The Exorcist.'" "Why?" "As soon as I gets to a party, i rids it of all the spirits __________________________ why didnt the skeleton go to the ball? he had no BODY to go with!!,,(*BUWAHAHAAH,,its so bad its funny ^_^*) have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time Q:What do you call Satan and a lawyer? A:Twins! __ A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?" Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?" Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet." Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?" Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing." RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,free hat? 2#,, 30? 3#,,BiGFoot with a cat o_O? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Monday, December 19, 2005

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me,hey all,,how is every one today,,,WHAT,,DID YOU SAY YOUR DEAD o_O Scar,,no,, but they will be when I kill them me,,ooookkk,,sure o_O,,any-who, not a lot is up right now so I don’t have much to talk about. all this one did today was,,well NOTHING!!!! It was a boring day so BLAH!! Well, I don’t have any-thnig to talk about, so I will ask this “what are you doing for Christmas?” CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED Q:what wold a baby say if it could talk A:daddy drinks because i cry _________________________ A Man walks into a bar sits down and orders a beer. Suddenly his bag started making noise. "Excuse me." Said the Bartender. "No pets are alowd here." "Oh, it's not a pet." The man said, "Look at this." He opens his bag and pulls out a tiny man. With it a tiny piano. The tiny man starts playing music. "Whoa, where the hell you'd get something like this?" "Simple, I made a wish and rubbed this magic lamp!" Said the man "Can -I- make a wish?" "Sure!" The man pulls out a gold colored lamp and passes it to the bartender. "I wish I had a million bucks! Million bucks! Million bucks!" He chanted. *POOF* Suddenly the entire bar filled up with a million DUCKS! "What happened?! Why are all these ducks in my bar???" "You don't really think I wished for a 10 inch Pianist do you?" __________________________ What Do You Call A Black Guy Flying a Plane ? A Pilot you racist!!! have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time How does a blonde catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make carrot noises RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,, people? 2#,,AHHHHHHH,,WHAT ARE YOU? 3#,,did you just hit that cat with a hippie o_O ? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Sunday, December 18, 2005

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me,today a car was on fire o_O ,,,no,,really,,it was,!!, it wasn’t are car, sooo,,BUWAHAH,,oh” and no one was in the car, so no dead fire zombies will be coming to get you ^_^ Scar,,Marry Christmas me,,did you just,,,,,you said,,,wow, this is a big day,,,,Scar said ,Marry Christmas O_O,,,,,,,any-who, how is all today, as for me , im good,,and not bored like most days, so thats good,,however, I don’t have much to talk about, and even if I did,,,I don’t think I would,,for it is Tv time,,BUWAHAHAHA CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? A: 100. One to make the batter and 99 to crack the shells on the M&Ms. __________________________ What's a native of Paris called? A parasite. _________________________ This guy buys an old bottle at a yardsale. Upon polishing the bottle, a magical genie suddenly appears. The grateful genie exclaims, ''Thanks for letting me out of the bottle, I've been in there for a millenium. I'm pretty old and tired, but I think I've got one wish left.'' The owner of the bottle says, ''I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly and I get sea sick, so build me a road.'' ''I'm too old and sick to grant that wish, got any other ideas?'' replied the genie. ''OK,'' replied the guy, ''I've always wanted to understand how a woman thinks, to understand her inner-most thoughts.'' The genie replies, ''Two lanes or four?''' _______________________ have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day" The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?" The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!" RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,hat’z’es? 2#,,why did you just try and kill that old man o_O? 3#,,are you dead yet ? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Saturday, December 17, 2005

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me,people just keep giving me cards,,but thats ok,,BUWAAHAHHAA Scar,,only 6 more days then I kill,,,,,right me,,if you say so,,,any-who, I got the fan art I was talking about up,,it’s a zombie,,BUWAHAH, so go look at it if you want, and let me know what you think of it,,,,,,,ok, moving on,,today it rained , but thats ok, I wasn’t really doing a lot today, so it didn’t mean any-thing to this one,,,,annnnnd, the only other thing I have to say right now is,,,,ZOMBIE KING WILL RULE YOU ALL,,BUWAHHAHA CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED Q:how many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:depends on how hard you throw em __________________________ Q:what's worse than ten dead babies in a tree? A:one dead baby in ten trees _________________________ A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny. ''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.'' The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?'' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'' ''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.'' __________________________ Q: What's grosser than gross? A: A garbage can full of dead babies. Q: What's grosser than that? A: The one at the bottom is still alive. Q: What's grosser than that? A: He has to eat his way to freedom. Q: What's grosser than that? A: He goes back for more have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one. "I wish I could take a healthy crap," said another. "I can take a crap at 6 AM and a piss at 11 AM. I just wish I could get up before noon." said the last RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,Christman who? 2#,,a man of hats,,wha? 3#,,BLAHx2 + 45? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Friday, December 16, 2005

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me,,, ooookkk,,,not to much time to be with the talking of right now,,sooo,,ummm,,,hmmm,,,scar,,do you have any-thing to say?,,any-thing at all o_O Scar,,hmmm,,how about,,,,have a good weekend,,,,,,,,,FOR I WILL KILL YOU ON THE NEXT ONE me,,okkkk,,surrreee,,, well,,this one didn’t do a lot today,,but I did get a fan art pic thingy done today,,it isn’t up yet,, (*that is if I can ever get it up*), but I will try and get you a pic of it to see,,,and I think it might be one of the better ones I have, and it was a long one for me to do,,about, 4 days long, o_O, most of the time I could do 3 pics in that much time, but this one I wanted to make really, REALLY good, so I wanted to take my time on it,,,it is so good, I might give it to some one for Christmas,,BUWAHAHAHA,,any-who,,,now that I talked some,,,how is all today?? CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED A boy was at a public pool. The lifeguard blew his whistle at the boy and yelled, ''Hey! Don't pee in the pool!'' The boy replied, ''But everybody does it!'' ''Not from the diving board!'' shouted the lifeguard. _____________________________ A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again." ______________________________ Why'd they create the microwave? So blondes could cook, too! ______________________________ Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?” have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there. So he walks up to the car, and there's a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the front seat reading a book. The cop asks the boy how old he is and what he's doing. The boy answers, "I'm reading a book and I'm 20." Then the cop asks what the girl's doing and how old she is. The boy replies, "She's knitting and she'll be 18 in about five minutes." RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,umm,,i,,wha,,,,who,,WHAT! 2#,,cat’z? 3#,,HIPPIE TREE? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Thursday, December 15, 2005

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me,,,sorry about not posting the other day,,I hope you will forgive me,,,,,,,,,,,I know!!,,,,to make up for it,,I will give you all a free cat ^_^, but I will need $33 for S&H,,soooo,,yup,,,any-who,,how is all,,,,oh” and if you want to know why I didn’t post the other day,,wellll, it had to do with more Christmas shopping,,,,AHHHHH, we went out at night, and didn’t get back until 12:35am, and I post at about 11 some-thing, and I was some what sleepy, so I just said in my head to me and the other guy in my head that I would post tomorrow,,so I am,,,,right now Scar,,im going out,,,TO KILL me oook,,,thats cool,,,,nooow,,what will this one talk about,,ummmm,,,,,hmm, well, as you can see I have some Christmas things up, or as most would call it, “a Christmas theme”, so I hope every thing looks good,,,,but I am not sure about the back-ground right now, (*with the FMA,*) I might change that,,I am not sure yet,,,any-who,,,,,whats up with every one today? CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED How many Frat boys does it take to change a lightbulb? 11 - One to hold the lightbulb, and 10 to drink until the room spins _____________________________ Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons. "My son," the first one says, "started out washing cars at dealership, but now owns the dealership and just gave one of his friends four new cars of his choice!" "My son," said the second, "started out serving lunch in a real estate office, but now owns the real estate office and just gave one of his friends a new mansion!" "My son," said the third, "started out sweeping the floors at the Stock Exchange, but now practically owns the Stock Exchange and just gave one of his friends a $1,000,000 in stock." "Well," the fourth guy said, "my son's turned out to be a bit of a disappointment. He's a gay hairdresser and he has SEVERAL boyfriends. On the plus side, between them, they gave him four cars, a mansion, and a million dollars in stock for his birthday." ______________________________ A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to. The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions." The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions." The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts." ______________________________ Why wouldn't JFK make a good boxer? He can't take a shot to the head have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I can’t stop passing gas. Luckily, my farts don’t smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted twice since I’ve been here in your office, but you didn’t even notice." "I can help you," says the doc. "Take these pills and come back next week." The next week, the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you gave me, but now my farts reek." The doctor says, "Good, we fixed your sinuses! Now let’s work on your hearing." RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,did ya miss me,,,well,,,DID YOU o_O? 2#,,and its only $5745,76,,,,,,WHY DIDN”T YOU GET ME ONE o_O? 3#,,BatMan? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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