Saturday, December 3, 2005

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contest time, welll, time for a contest, what kind you ask,,,,a caption contest, how this works is, I will give you 3 pics, and you need to come up with a funny caption for them the rules are what you will see next 1#, DO NOT, use the answer of another person, 2#, you can send your answer in a pm, or just put it in the comment box, ,its up to you 3#, make sure it is funny, if you want to win 4# the contest will be over in 2 or 3 days, so if you want to try, THEN TRY BEFORE IT ENDS 5#, when you give your answer or answers, you must say it is for the contest, and what pic it is for, if it is for pic number #2, then say “#2", the pics 1# 2# #3 me,ok,,the contest has started,,and if you don’t get how some-thing works, just ask,,,,,any-who, I added some-thing to the top of my post, IT’S A GAME,,a pac-man game, I hope you like it,, Scar,,the game is great,, and I am 1# at it mewell,,,no,,that would be this one that is 1#,,,,,oook,, what to say today,,,hmm,,well, I don’t really, know,, all this one did today was ,well,,,NOTHING AT ALL..AHHHHHH,,ok, so maybe I didn’t do nothing, but I didn’t do any-thing that I would talk about for it would be to boring that it would, and also,,,I don’t remember,,,hmmm,,well,,,,,from now on, Frankenstein might not be wasting your time ,as much as he might tell jokes, I don’t know why, but he likes jokes now,,but a week ago he didn’t,,hmmmm,,oh” and this one is sorry if he didn’t get to your site, I know I didn’t get to all of them, only some,,,,,and one more thing,,, this one now has 900 guestbook entries,,YAAAAAAAA..PARTY IN ALASKA CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED __________________________________ One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!" The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?" They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic." ______________________________ A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus play poker, who wins? The stupid blonde because the other two don't exist ______________________________ Yo mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them before they could enter Heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was. The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell. The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell. The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said,"So, tell me." She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder.... St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good." Then the blonde continued, "now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball." St. Peter fainted... RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,,is the cat in the hat crazy, or just a zombie?? 2#,,SOYLENT GREEN ?? 3#,,come on,,,,do you have my zombies from, Alaska or not?? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Friday, December 2, 2005

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me,,,hey all,,how is the today,,,me,,no,,,you,,any-who, I might start the contest tomorrow if I get the time to so if you want to know what it is, come back tomorrow,,BUWAHAH,, Scar,,come on,,why don’t you just tell them what the contest is now,,,,IF YOU DON”T I WILL KILL YOU meno,,,I cant tell them as of yet,,,and you cant kill me,,,,,sooooo,,,moving on,,today this one did some things, but nothing to big for talking about,,how ever,,one ,some what big thing did happen,,,THIS ONE GOT 3000 HITS TO HIS SITE,,YAAAAAAAA,,,any who,,I will now show you this ________________________________ Weapons of Anime fighting is very common in anime with many shows revolving around it. Far from being something that takes place of character development these fights often contain hidden meaning for those who know what to look for. One aspect overlooked by those not in the know is what a character's armament and fighting style say about his or her personality. As developed by Japan's long feudal history and many home grown martial arts Japanese martial arts have many subtle meanings going far beyond simple battlefield applicability. Although this article is far from comprehensive these are some of the inferences I have found from watching anime. Some shows will feature most of the cast using the same type weapon thus rendering character insights based on weapons almost useless so take these explanations with a grain of salt. The katana is the traditional weapon of the Samurai and is considered a symbol of Japan. The symbology of the katana and the samurai are so complex that discussing them in full would go far beyond the scope of this article. Since it's association with the samurai and thus nobility in general it is very common for the main character or leader of a group to choose the katana as his weapon of choice. Anime characters that wield a katana often take after the samurai in terms of personality. This generally means that they are straightforward in manner and very determined in their goals. Even when villainous characters wield a katana, such as Vicious from Cowboy Bebop they will tend to express villainy in terms of cruelty rather than deception or betrayal. Other swords are also found in anime. The European long sword is typically found in fantasy anime and almost nowhere else. Something important thing to note is despite that they are European swords they are typically wielded like the katana using both hands instead of being wielded with one hand and the other using a shield. One simple interpretation is that they are simply samurai in a foreign garb. Even though it is a European sword the rapier is also fairly common in anime. Unlike the long sword when the rapier appears in anime it's European connection remain in place. Characters that wield a rapier often are European themselves. Even if they are not they tend to exhibit a refinement in character, which is markedly different than the more sanguine nobility portrayed by those that wield a katana. The bow and the Naganita (a type of pole arm) are women's weapons. As can be expected they are almost always in the hands of female characters. When the majority of the show's cast is female these weapons are in the hands of the more reserved, cultured and effeminate characters as opposed to the more tomboyish characters that use swords and other such weapons. Although the trend is so inconsistent as to make me wary about including it in this article is that gun wielders are often dishonorable. While this is definitely not the case in shows depicting the modern era (Taisho onwards) or the future the case is true with shows about the past. The reason behind this is that long ago guns were considered a threat to the power of the samurai and were suppressed. A similar but less effective trend also occurred in the west. At least this can be said, an honorable character would never use a gun against an opponent armed with a sword. This may be part of the reason why even in mecha shows melee combat is so common __________________________________ ok, thats all this one has to say for today,,,wait,,one more thing,,,,,TRIPPIE HIPPIE SNOW CAT, CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED __________________________________ Q: How can you tell Ronald McDonald on a nude beach? 1. A: He's the one with the sesame seed buns ______________________________ Knock, knock Who's there? You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil? You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's pointless ______________________________ A drunk in a bar barfs all over his own shirt. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.” “Not to worry,” says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.” So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks. The drunk replies, “Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.” have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously. "I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act." "Well, show me," the officer demanded. The driver got out the machetes and started juggling them, starting with three, then more, and then finally seven at one time. He juggled them overhand, underhand, and behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer. As another car passed by, the driver did a double take, and said to himself, "I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test they're giving now." me, what the!...was that a joke,,,,,HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU,,,you don’t do jokes,,,you waste time,,thats what your good at RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,,AHHHHH? 2#,, people in a hat? 3#,, annnnd, you are ,,no,,really,,,who are you,,AHHHHo_O And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya DON"T CLICK THIS

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Thursday, December 1, 2005

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me,,,hippies rule the world,,,yet cant get a new car ,,,hmmm,,,sooo,,how is every one today, ,if your good, you get a tree,,if your bad, then you get a bat,,soooo,,what will it be for the Scar,,I am not good or bad,,so what do I get meyou don’t get any-thing at all,,hmmm,,ok,,maybe you get to kill a clown , but only if he is an alchemist,,,ok,,what to say today, ,,I NEED A HAIR CUT,,yes thats right,,even with my super awesome, cooler then any one on the planet, most amazing thing in the world ,hair,,,I to , need a hair cut from time to time,,,,how ever,,I will NOT, get a head cut,,if you want a head cut, then you need a guillotine, and to rent one, is more then I get in a year o_o any-who, I have more article things, but I am not putting one on my post today,,why you ask,,well, if I do that, it will make my post longer then I want it right now,,so BLAH,,,,ok, this one is now out of thing to talk about, so I will be moving on CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED __________________________________ A Blonde goes to a barber and asks for a haircut. The barber asks her to take off her headphones, and she says she needs them and can't take them off. As he starts to cut her hair, she falls asleep in the chair. The barber can't cut her hair correctly with the earphones on, so he removes them, and after 30 seconds she drops dead. Startled by what’s happened, he picks up the earphones to listen what it was and they said: "Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out..." _______________________________ Q: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard? A: Your garbage can is empty and your dog is pregnant. ______________________________ have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time One morning, a blonde decides to do a jig-saw puzzle of a tiger. When her husband comes home from work, he finds his wife still staring at the pieces, unable to put any of them together. The blonde looks to her husband confused and says, "Honey, I''ve been working on this puzzle all day and I can''t put any piece together!" Her husband then replies, "Let's put the Frosted Flakes back in the box first." me,hold on,,,,that wasn’t a waste of time at all,,,,,so you don’t get your pay for today RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,,DOG!! 2#,,what does the word,,,”ARHHHHGG”,,mean? 3#,, did you just hit me with a car o_O And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya may peace be with you in a world of Zombie's DON"T CLICK THIS

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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

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me,,,,a contest is a comin,,so hold on,,,,,any-who, for any one that doesn’t know who scar is, or what he is doing on this ones site, I will tell you right now,,,first off, scar is from FullMetall Alchemist, as for what he is doing on my site,,,he works for me,,doing what you ask,,,,that,,I do not know Scar,,I am your head of alchemist killing of the 3 star officer meim not sure what you said,,but ok,any-who,,how is every one today,,good,,bad,,good with bad,,huh,,who,,what what,,as for this one, he is good, some what bored but all in all good,,,and I also have another article thing for you today, but if you don’t want to look at it, you don’t need to, thats up to you,,,,,or,,,is it,,,,well,,if you want to look,,this is it ____________________________ cheap and easy Perhaps the most common complaint that I know of among anime fans is that their hobby is too damn expensive, especially if you want to watch stuff that isn’t on cartoon network. At a cost of around $15-$25 to a dvd ,being a fan can really hurt the wallet. and can give a real temptation to just download the stuff from the internet . However for those with a good conscience or just a fear of what “The Man” might do to you, there are ways of getting anime cheaply with out breaking the law . How you ask,,well it is rather easy, just look at some of the stuff as you go down 1.Renting, might be one of the first things you want to try. just check out the local video stores and libraries. They are great sources of cheap anime. Although the selection might not always be topnotch, there is always the possibility of finding something good. Even after you see everything .you might want to check back every couple of months or so, to see if they have anything new that might be what your looking for 2.Online renting. There are sites that allow you to rent from their library of dvds for a monthly fee. When you are done watching them you simply mail them back and they will send you more dvds. The cost per month is around 18-30 dollars a month. This is a good way to see a lot of great anime, for a cheap price, especially those you are not that interested in seeing more than once. There are several places you can go but one that you might want to check out is "http://greencine.com/main" They have a great selection of anime and non-anime 3.Box sets and thin packs While a lot of us might be tempted to rush out and buy the latest and greatest anime series , I have found out from experience that there are a lot of somewhat older shows that are just as good as the newest thing. What is more important for the thrifty spender is that these older shows are often cheaper to get, especially when they come out in box sets. I have found box sets of twenty six episode long shows for as low as fifty dollars. And some times, you can get them lower then that if you know the right spot to look 4.Game Stop, Best Buy, used , and online stores . While the Standard market price for an anime dvd is usually around $25 dollars or so ,the savvy consumer can find them for less than that. A good place to look is the nearest Best Buy or Game Stop. They often stock new dvds at less than normal prices. They don’t have everything but their selection is some what decent. There are also places you can get them used (*Game-Stop being on of them*). Also just about any online store I have seen offers anime dvds at a lower price than in video stores. But One thing you do want to check and make sure of, is that they aren’t bootlegs, nothing is dumber than paying for bootlegs, The easiest way of checking this is to look at the cover art and see if it matches the art advertised on the licenser’s website. 5. Another way to watch some of your favorite anime is to find a friend of yours that might have what your looking for, and simply ask if they will lone them to you ,then just return them once you are done, not only does this take no money and is easy to do, but it will also help you to figure out what kind of anime your friends are into __________________________________ ok, thas’t it for today,,,,and I don’t really have much to talk about,,but I am working on a pic, so I will get that up when I am done with it,,,well,,now i give you the other stuff of the post CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED __________________________________ There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge across that river. John was elated; he told his wife that finally he was going to get the chance to cross over and whip Clarence. He left the house and returned in a matter of minutes. His wife asked what was wrong, didn't he intend to go over the bridge and whip Clarence? He replied that he never had really seen Clarence up close and didn't realize his size until he started over the bridge and saw the sign: "CLEARANCE 8 FT 3 IN" _______________________________ A Redneck Taxi Service ______________________________ have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time ok,,im back,,and ready to waste some time,,,hmm,,I know,,I will tell you a story one day a dog was walking and he came to see a cat, so he ran after the cat and then came to see a man, so he ran after the man, then he came to see a car of candy, so he had it as food, then he said,,,this is one boring story and that is how I have wasted your time RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,,you have hat? 2#,, wonderful hotels for cats? 3#,,,W.R.D.C.P And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya may peace be with you in a world of Zombie's DON"T CLICK THIS

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

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me,,,,,hey to all,,and to all,,,who wants a cat,,,any-who, this one is working on the contest,,and I will try and start it this weekend,,or on Friday night,,,but you don’t get to know what it is yet ^^ Scar,,oh” thats great ,,just do what ever you want,,WELL YOU KNOW WHAT,,ITS NOT OK,,(*runs off*) mehuh,,, what got into him,,any-who, its good to know some of you liked the thing the other day about vash, , so I submitted it, I don’t think it is up yet, so,,,BLAH!, ,wellll,,not to much I can think of to talk about today,,how ever,,I do have this for you ____________________________ History of Anime One of my favorite hobbies is anime. Anime or short for Animation is, a French word even though it is used to describe animation from Japan. Anime is an interesting and varied from of entertainment that appeals to all ages. However like all art forms, anime did not form in a vacuum, but instead had various stages of development. It is the purpose of my report to show the various stages in the development of anime. The elements that formed anime stretch back for hundreds of years, as they are found in the various other forms of Japanese art. The art form that has the most connections with anime, both in the past and still today, is manga. Manga, Japanese for Irresponsible pictures, is Japanese comic books. Manga arouse in the Edo Period (1600-1868) with the rise of the merchant class. Manga is different from American comics in the art style, which has the characters drawn with very large eyes. This is done for artistic impact as the eyes help portray the character's personality. The other element important to the foundation of anime is Japanese theater. Theater, in it's various forms is partially responsible for the extensive use of symbolism in anime. It may also be responsible for certain character designs, most prominently bishonen, or the beautiful boy style. The reason for this may be that two forms of traditional theater Kabuki and Takarazuka, feature men or women impersonating the other sex. Anime officially began in the early 1960'sWhen a man named Osamu Tezuka produced a show based of the manga he created. The series is called Testuwan Atom or Astro Boy in the American version of the show. Astro Boy was the story of a little robot who fought evil. Astro Boy was followed up by Jungle Emperor Leo or Kimba the white lion in the American version. Kimba was such an interesting show that almost 30 thirty years the show began Disney ripped off Kimba an made the Lion King, even if their Lawyer's deny it. One of the most important Genres in anime is Mecha or giant robots. The first giant robot show was Tetsujin 28 or Gigantor in the American version. One of the perceived reasons behind the popularity of Mecha in Japan is that it is a result of World War II. Many Japanese citizens felt that they lost the war due to inferior technology and Mecha was an outlet for the desire of technological progress among the Japanese. There are also other theories based on the idea that the giant robot is symbolic of the power of the Hero. One of the most important Mecha show is Mobile Suit Gundam, or Gundam for short. Gundam has a history parallel to Star Trek, in that it had mediocre ratings but had a growing popularity in syndication, growing into a cult classic that spawned several spin-offs. It is also important in that it marked the maturity that anime often possesses. Gundam was one of the first anime shows that adults watched as well, due to the complexity of the story and the characters. Another Important show in the development of Anime was Macross, or in the American version the first part of Robotech. Macross is also a Mecha show but It's Mecha designs are not the most important contribution it has made to the development of Anime. The biggest change Macross made is through Mari Iijima one of the voice actors on the show. This was the first series in which music played a large part in the series. Today most anime has popular singers voice acting the characters. Of course not all anime is giant robots. One of the most pivotal shows in the development anime is Sailor moon. Sailor moon is a shojo anime, an anime title directed at girls. One important feature of shojo anime is that while it is targeted for girls “...boys don't really mind female heroes either, provided they are doing something a bit more interesting than sticking sequins in a plastic horse's mane. One of the other aspects that makes anime an attractive form of entertainment is the tendency toward moral Ambiguity. A very good example of this is found in Princess Monoke. Princess Monoke resembles many shows about environmentalism but unlike the other shows the antagonist, Lady Eboshi, is trying to help the disadvantaged rather than simply make profits. This trend is possibly do to the fact that Japanese religion does not believe in an absolute good or evil ~not done ______________________________ well thats it oh” and one more thing to say,,,I got 800 guestbook entries,,and the last thing this one will say,,is that new fan art is up,,so you can look if you want,,, CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED __________________________________ One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight... The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist... Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?" Lincoln replies, "Go see a play." _______________________________ Bush is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly, and Moe! _______________________________ Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse, head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's back side and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States." have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time ~ Frankenstein had to go see a doctor,,he will be back tomorrow ,,,,,,if he isn’t dead RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,, did you just eat what i tihkn was my new hat from the moon o_O 2#,, room of cats? 3#,,,2000055? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya may peace be with you in a world of Zombie's DON"T CLICK THIS

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Monday, November 28, 2005

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me,,sorry if I didn’t get to your site, but this ones comp was messed up for most of the day,,but it works now,,but as I said, this one is sorry if he didn’t get to your site (*does puppie eyes*) Scar,, huh,,so thats how you get people to do what you want,,,,look like a dog,,,, mewho,,me,,,not at all any-who this one has some-thing for you today,,,what is it you ask,,,it is a thing about Vash *trigun*, by this one,,BUWAHAH,,and if you like it, then maybe this one will put it up and send it in, or what ever that word for it is,,,well,,this is it __________________________________ Trigun, as most of us know, is one of the most popular anime series in the U.S. Part of what helped it gain popularity is the awesome gunfights, amazing animation, wonderfully creative character designs, and Vash .Vash the Stampede is a complex guy and can change moods very quickly. Maybe that is why so many people are attracted to his personality Why wouldn't Vash be a popular character? He is definitely different than most main guys of anime and manga. He cries and he can be some what dorky from time to time. But at the same time, he has many of the same attributes as the others. He's what you might call “a pretty boy”, he has a terrible past, and he's lecherous. Sounds like most characters in anime, right? But it is his beliefs that really get to people. Vash doesn't kill !. It is some-thing that goes against his morals. Even if he doesn't know the person, he'll be terribly upset if they die. An example would be episode nine-teen. Vash begged for another man's life, even though it was a man he had never met before .. Now that's something new. now lets move on to his past. As most of you know, he has a very sad past full of death and destruction. With the death of Rem and the rest of the crew, he and Knives were left stranded on the Planet Gunsmoke. This was tough for Vash, because Knives wanted to wipe out the human race, yet Vash, as we all know, is against such ideas. So, eventually, Vash finds someone related to Rem. He heads off to a city called July. There he finds Knives, who beat him there, and has killed this man that was related to Rem. Vash's reaction is crying, and asking Knives why he murders. Knives eventually shoots Vash's arm off (this would explaining his mechanical arm). Then, that sets off the Angel Arm, what you might call “the big daddy of guns in the series”. It goes off, and BANG! There's the destruction of July. His first criminal record. So, how do we sum Vash up? funny,,Nice,, peace-loving, ,,, and, to some fangirls, quite irresistable How his past will effect him in the future is anyone's guess. What he'll do is also a mystery. But one thing we do know is that the Humanoid Typhoon's legacy in anime and manga will always be secure ________________________________ if you liked any-of it at all,,,then say some-thing,,but if it was a waste of time looking at it,,thats ok,,just let me know oh” and I might try and put some fan art up today if I get the time,but if not today, then maybe tomorrow,,but this isn’t just like my other ones, I added some effects to it,,you might not see them when you look,,,but they are added,,any-who, no more talking from this one,,,so I give you the other stuff in the post CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED __________________________________ A blonde was speeding in a 45 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over. The cop who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde cop, "What does a driver's license look like?" Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!" The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face, and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman. The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this _______________________________ One day a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead snuck into a farm. The farmer said to his wife, "I think I hear something outside." The girls heard the door open,and they all ran in different directions. The brunette ran into the cow pen. The redhead ran into the pig pen, and the blonde ran into the potato patch. The farmer went to the cow pen and said,"Is there anyone there?" The brunette said,"Mmmmmmmoooooo." Then he went over to the pig pen and the farmer said, "Is there anyone there?" and the redhead said, "Oink oink." Then he went over to the potato patch and said, "Is there anyone there?" and the blonde said, "Potatooooo." have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time ~sorry,,no time to waste time with today RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,, are you a cat yet? 2#,, Sprite? 3#,,,THE DOG? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya may peace be with you in a world of Zombie's DON"T CLICK THIS

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Sunday, November 27, 2005

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me,,ok,,as it turns out, some people say Scar isn’t acting like himself ,,well, that is beacouse “The Man” gave him some chill pills, to help stop the killing,,but well,,they don’t work, all they do is make him strange,,well,,,stranger that is Scar,who the hell are you calling strange,,it better not be me meyou,what,,no, im not talking about you^^, any who, the othe day this one told you he would have some-thing for you,,,what is it you might ask,,,well,,I am going to have a contest,,,,,,yes thats right,,a contest,,after all,,I am bored, so why not?,,,as for what the contest is on, that I don’t know yet, but I will try and start it in a week, ok,,,any-who,,,how is every one today,,or to-night,,or what ever time it is for you,,as for this one,,he is good,,,and,,ummm,,hmm,,what more to say,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,no,,I cant think of any-thing,,so I will just move on to the other stuff that I will^^ CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED __________________________________ What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous? Shark infested mashed potatoes. ______________________________ A blonde goes into an appliance store looking for a television. After a few minutes, she picks one out and approaches the salesman. "I want to buy this television."she says. The salesman replies "Sorry, we don't serve blondes here." She gets mad, leaves and goes home. She dyes her hair brown and returns to the store. "I want to buy this television." she says to the salesman, getting the same response; "Sorry miss, we don't serve blondes here." She leaves again, frustrated. She goes home and proceeds to shave her head, eyebrows and all, leaving no visible trace of blonde hair on her head. Upon returning to the store, she once again approaches the salesman. "Sir, I would like to purchase this television, and I don't want any problems." To which the salesman replies, "Sorry Miss, We don't serve blondes." Fed up with this, She cries "How can you tell that I am a blonde? I have dyed my hair and even resorted to shaving my head!" To which the salesman replied, "Well Miss, that television you are trying to buy is a microwave!" _______________________________ Bill, Jim & Scott were at a convention together & were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken & they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim & Scott, "Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing songs for the next 25 flights and Scott can tell sad stories for the rest of the way." At the 26th floor, Bill stopped telling jokes & Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing & Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!" ________________________________ Yo moma's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed Yo moma's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real. have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time I have it,,,,,the one thing I have always wanted that is only for me,,,,the head of a cat,,now now,,it isn’t what your thinking,,it is a toy,, and I got it for my birthday,,,5 years ago,,,,in a car,,,,that killed me when it hit another car,,then I came back to life as a zimbie,,and now I am wasting time by talking about this thing that deosn’t mean any-thing any more, for it didn’t even happen,,so HA me, ,,hmmm,,I see RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,, if you have 4 cats + a crazy killer of the day,,then what do you get? 2#,, revised? 3#,,, BANG? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya may peace be with you in a world of Zombie's DON"T CLICK THIS

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Saturday, November 26, 2005

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me,,ahhh, so bored,,,,oh” and if I didn’t get to your site I am sorry,,I had a lot of people comment, and if you comment, then I will try and comment on your site,,and I now I have a new high for comments,,I thikn it was 38 or 39 ^_^ Scar, 39,,HA,,,one time, I hade more then 400 meyou do know you don’t have a site right? ,any-who how is every one today, oh” and let me know if you like the new way my post is, I changed it some and I think it looks good,,but I want to know what you guys think of it ok^^,, moving on,,,,today this one didn’t do very much, but I will how ever try and get a new pic up,,but I am going to try some-thing new, so it might not look like all my other pics,,what I am going to do, it make it look better in this thing we have called “PhotoImpres”, or some-thing like that, ,,any-who, after that I might add some effects to it, and maybe when it is done, it will look really good^_^, well,,one more thing,,I am now at 700 guestbook entries,,,,BUWAAHAHAHA,,hold on,,one more thing that is the last one more thing,,,tomorrow I will give you some-thing that you might like, how ever, it might make for a long post,,I don’t want to tell you what it is yet, but make sure to come back and find out tomorrow^_^ CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED _______________________________ Did you hear about the three gay guys who attacked a woman? Two held her down while the other did her hair ______________________________ A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does." _______________________________ First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald! _______________________________ Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time HA HA,,I have it,,the best way to waste time,,,and it is,,TELL YOU ALL THE ANIME/ ACTION TOYS I HAVE,,lets see,,we have , Fma Ed, , Kenshin, crazy cat lady, some guy with a sword,,and,,what,,huh,,thats it,,,,wow,,,,I didn’t know I didn't have that much,,wait,,no,,I know I hade more,,,thats right,,now I remember,,metal-inu sold them to buy dvds,,,WHAT!! me, ,^^ gata go (*runs off*) RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,, 30 pack, or 6 pack,,,,or hats that is? 2#,,did you see a dog on a car on a book on a tree just now? 3#,,, JH fax 98? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya may peace be with you in a world of Zombie's DON"T CLICK THIS

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Friday, November 25, 2005

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me,,,how is all, and to all how is the,,,well, first off, I will say this,,YAAAA,,I WIN,,,what did I win you ask,,well,,,this I got it from somegirl/ for winning a contest on her site^_^ oh” and the answer to the riddle was smoke ,,,and talking about riddles,,I might not do them every day, it takes a lot of time to get them some times, so I might just give you jokes and not a riddles seeing as how people like them,,*for now that is*,,,hmmm,ok,,lets try that for now Scar,your jokes suck,,,my jokes how ever,,are golden meok,,sure,,thats good,,wellll, I will first say, that I don’t want to talk to much right now, so this isn’t going to be very long,,but I hope you all had a good Thanksgiving,,and if you didn’t,,,then you get a free bat,,any-who, sorry if I didn’t get to your site, I think I only got to the sites of people that commented, but I didn’t even get to all of them because of Thanksgiving ,,well, I will now stop talking CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED He: I just ate some Dutch cheese. She: Was it Gouda? He: GOD NO,!. It was awful ,,who knows what was in it __________________________________ :Q:What’s the new French flag look like? A: A white cross emblazoned on a white background! have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time as I get on in years, I find it harder, and harder to waste time,,so I will tell you about my day for starters ,,I got up, watched the un-dead morning show, got some food, watched more un-dead tv, then,,thats it,,,see what I mean, I don’t have time, to waste time any more,,huh,,,whats an un-dead 7 foot zombie to do,,well,,I will try and waste your time in a better way tomorrow,,right now my feet hurt from watching tv all day me, ,your crazy,,you know that o_O RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,,,TDK merck data? 2#,, 1244 fluid ounces of water,,,or,,,a free hat ? 3#,,,52x 3764384358734587? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya may peace be with you in a world of Zombie's DON"T CLICK THIS

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Thursday, November 24, 2005

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me,,,some of you might not of liked the Irish jokes the other day,,but as every one knows, its ok to tell an Irish joke if your Irish, AND I AM,,,,how ever,,if I told,,lets say,,,a German Joke,,well, some one might take that as this one not Liking Germans,,,,,hmmm,,well, only one way to find out _______________________________ 1#Q: What's the difference between a German and a shopping trolley? A: A shopping trolley has a mind of its own. _______________________________ 2#Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant? The food is great, but an hour later, you're hungry for power. ________________________________ 3#Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See ,,ok,,seeing as how I think I have just made alot of Germans mad,,maybe I should stop talking,,hmm,,butttt,,I need to end my post, and it isn’t done yet,,huh,,, ,,and just so you know,,,I don’t have any-thing against Germans,,the jokes are just well,,,,jokes! Scar, you’re a sick bastard making jokes about Germans like that mewhat are you talking about,,I said they are just jokes,,,,,as a mater o’ fact , I love Germans,,hmm,,ok, maybe not love, but I don’t hate them in any way,,I think I might even be part German,,,,,any-who, HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL,,,ok,,now that I said that,,I will say that I have 2 new pics up,,SO GO LOOK,,,but it isn’t the Greed pic I was talking about,,that one isn’t up yet,,,well,,I cant think of much more to say, so I will stop with the talking now,,,,hold on,,one more thing,,,when I last looked,,my ranking was at #303,,so by now, it should be at #300, or under,,YAAAAA CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY RIDDLE GAME What is it that makes tears without sorrow and takes its journey to the sky? have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time I am going to do the bigest waste of time in the world, I am going to let you watch me eat ,,*eats some,,,,,,,,,,eats some more,,,,,,,,,,,,eats some more,,,,,,,,,,eats some more,,,,,,eats some more,,,,,,,,,,,eats some more*,,ok,,now that I had my food,,I have 2 words for you,,FUNNY DOG HATS.........whats up with hats on dogs,,they don’t need hats,,so why do people put hats on them? me, ,hmmm,,I see what you mean,,and I don’t know RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY 1# ,,,,cat man are you? 2#,, 33 fluid ounces? 3#,,,are you on the moon,,,or can I just not see good at night when I just eat a hat? And now PIC OF THE DAY,,,,, see ya may peace be with you in a world of Zombie's DON"T CLICK THIS

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